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  1. That doesn't really narrow things down.

    That doesn't really narrow things down.
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    Dare I ask whether you have asked your accountant?

    Dare I ask whether you have asked your accountant?
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    He should be grateful for the free education....

    He should be grateful for the free education. It's no wonder the Army never let him out of the Aldershot Spud bashing hut.
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    And how many times now, you dull twunt?

    And how many times now, you dull twunt?
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    Fine thanks. Did you ever get round to freeing...

    Fine thanks. Did you ever get round to freeing your GF?
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    How many times have you been called a dull twunt?

    How many times have you been called a dull twunt?
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    Five points to Ravenclaw.

    Five points to Ravenclaw.
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    Keep digging, thickie.

    Keep digging, thickie.
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    You might use a simile, but you didn't That's a...

    You might use a simile, but you didn't That's a metaphor, you cretin.
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    Have a lie down in a dark room or something.

    Have a lie down in a dark room or something.
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    So Amazon will stop selling in the UK?

    So Amazon will stop selling in the UK?
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    I checked the closet and it's hard to see past...

    I checked the closet and it's hard to see past your fat arse stuck inside.
  13. That's his spud peeling action.

    That's his spud peeling action.
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    Considering the alternative, absolutely.

    Considering the alternative, absolutely.
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    I thought that parking provided by employers...

    I thought that parking provided by employers isn't a BIK.
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    You should be proud about your cock munching....

    You should be proud about your cock munching. Look at GJABS.
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    You've said that before.

    You've said that before.
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    Munching cocks in his case.

    Munching cocks in his case.
  19. The Oude Joris Max 120 pension trustee loan...

    The Oude Joris Max 120 pension trustee loan structure is your friend.
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    Have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe?

    Have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe?
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  22. Thread: What am I?

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    You really need to understand your business...

    You really need to understand your business structure and responsibilities as a Director. Start with the First Timers.guid on the right.

    This is really important.
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    She can say what she likes. Don't let it trigger...

    She can say what she likes. Don't let it trigger your outrage-ometer.
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    This is why Darren only takes gigs with good free...

    This is why Darren only takes gigs with good free onsite parking.
  25. Thread: Where's...

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    I got it cheap from Sergei Skripal's garage sale.

    I got it cheap from Sergei Skripal's garage sale.
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    It's the currant trend, I fear. No point raisin'...

    It's the currant trend, I fear. No point raisin' a stink about it.
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    A stunning victory for the Dutch Antilles One...

    A stunning victory for the Dutch Antilles One Justice Campaign.
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    Poll: So Labour is up in this category and Tories are...

    So Labour is up in this category and
    Tories are well up, picking up Brexit Party votes.
  30. Doesn't work if they're arachnids.

    Doesn't work if they're arachnids.
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    ] https://youtu.be/0B86z1cwZtI

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    https://youtu.be/0B86z1cwZtI
  32. Chin up. That's the spirit!

    Chin up. That's the spirit!
  33. I see what you did there. :laugh

    I see what you did there. :laugh
  34. Fingers crossed it will end up with Tories 20...

    Fingers crossed it will end up with Tories 20 seats short of a majority so the fun continues.
  35. Get UKIP to stand if they're that bothered.

    Get UKIP to stand if they're that bothered.
  36. Please don't trigger the gammonflakes with facts...

    Please don't trigger the gammonflakes with facts and logic.
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    It's freedom of speech. Sorry if that triggers...

    It's freedom of speech. Sorry if that triggers your delicate sensitivities.
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    Being so slow, you probably don't understand what...

    Being so slow, you probably don't understand what that sentence means.

    :eyes
  39. Spuddy is CUK's premier cretin (which is meant in...

    Spuddy is CUK's premier cretin (which is meant in a good way).
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    You're too chubby.

    You're too chubby.
  41. Broadly this. Except rarely does a seat return a...

    Broadly this. Except rarely does a seat return a 70% vote for Labour, so it becomes even easier to achieve the results.
  42. Broadly speaking, Labour voters in leave voting...

    Broadly speaking, Labour voters in leave voting Labour constuencies tend to be pro Remain. And in the 2017 GE, the UKIP vote in these constituencies tended to collapse into Tory votes, so these.are...
  43. BP is a bigger threat to Tory votes than Labour...

    BP is a bigger threat to Tory votes than Labour votes in Labour leave voting constuencies. Probably.
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    In many ways, oPM's post illustrates nicely the...

    In many ways, oPM's post illustrates nicely the cretinism and anger of many Brexiteers. He wanted to say something negative about the European Parliament, and just throws in the word 'unelected'....
  45. Yes.

    Yes.
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    At least he's Body Positive.

    At least he's Body Positive.
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    It's overweight.

    It's overweight.
  48. Don't mind John. He's 'armless.

    Don't mind John. He's 'armless.
  49. I've no idea what the results of a 2nd referendum...

    I've no idea what the results of a 2nd referendum would be.
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    I do like to keep my BMI in check.

    I do like to keep my BMI in check.
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