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  1. Not bad for five posts. :grin (Hah - made...

    Not bad for five posts. :grin



    (Hah - made you count).
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    Wow. I wish most agencies were as low as that. I...

    Wow. I wish most agencies were as low as that. I did have one try to argue that a higher rate justified a higher % margin. Nice try. Anyway, with me Hays currently take 6% of what they charge their...
  3. They cleverly leave behind no evidence so people...

    They cleverly leave behind no evidence so people won't believe it! :freaky:
  4. Ah. You're a sockie for NorthWestPerm2Contr....

    Ah. You're a sockie for NorthWestPerm2Contr. :ohwell
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    University of London.

    University of London.
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    No. I do know this argument - I have done...

    No.

    I do know this argument - I have done philosophy at university (got a 1st, as it happens). So it seems no one does have anything interesting to say. Just the same old regurgitated stuff.
    ...
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    No, no and no. I just don't care. I only answer...

    No, no and no. I just don't care. I only answer this is the context of your point. If someone started a post out of the blue about Machine Elves of Hyperspace, my only response would be :confused:...
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    If you're an atheist, to paraphrase Mandy...

    If you're an atheist, to paraphrase Mandy Rice-Davies, you would say that. Because you're an atheist, you consider it a false equivalence. I'm not, and don't.

    But you choose you world view....
  9. My view is one thing for one purpose. I use my...

    My view is one thing for one purpose. I use my NAS for backup. Now, people say I shouldn't "what if your house burns down", but I keep mine in my nuclear bunker... Anyway, I did toy with also serving...
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    John D Barrow didn't think he is. When Barrow...

    John D Barrow didn't think he is. When Barrow (physicist and Christian) quipped that Dawkins wasn't a real scientist, Dawkins acolytes got awfully upset. Dawkins had to explain to them that they were...
  11. I used to create print out the paper trail for...

    I used to create print out the paper trail for year end accounting. Sometimes afterwards... But the money always left the bank account into mine in the right financial year. (Actually, that can be...
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    So how did it turn out. :wink

    So how did it turn out. :wink
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    For Erikur, confusion is his base setting. But...

    For Erikur, confusion is his base setting.

    But for his ease of comprehension:
    If god is good and all powerful but not everywhere, then evil snuck in where he wasn't.
    If he is everywhere and all...
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    Certainly a chat bot could replace some posters....

    Certainly a chat bot could replace some posters. A simple one would suffice. You'd just have to program it to say "Have you asked your accountant?". :D
  15. Forgot to declare dividends. Oh dear.

    Forgot to declare dividends. Oh dear.
  16. But up to fifteen years out of the UK, they could...

    But up to fifteen years out of the UK, they could vote in UK national elections.

    This ECJ thing is weird though. Last time I was allowed to vote was some referendum or something back in 2016. I've...
  17. I assume that really they're after a German...

    I assume that really they're after a German passport holder.
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    All my own work. Not really. You've post...

    All my own work.

    Not really. You've post several jokes that I find personally offensive or just not funny, and didn't move them. However, you do have an admirable hit rate for both jokes that...
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    The ancient Egyptian sun god Ra's mother, Net,...

    The ancient Egyptian sun god Ra's mother, Net, was a virgin, according to their mythology.
    The Second Book of Enoch says that Melchizedek was born of a virgin,
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    These physicists proved that mathematically,...

    These physicists proved that mathematically, assuming the current standard cosmological model is correct, what Hawking suggested is correct. They also proved that some non-standard models like...
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    Poll: Manchester or London.

    Manchester or London.
  22. Note to self. Must stop using this sockie.

    Note to self. Must stop using this sockie.
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    Augustine didn't prove it, silly. He just stated...

    Augustine didn't prove it, silly. He just stated the same thing. That talking about "who made God" is daft, because God brought time into being and there's no such things as an event before time. The...
  24. How many for Zeitgeist?

    How many for Zeitgeist?
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    If it's any comfort, according to Private Eye's...

    If it's any comfort, according to Private Eye's MD, no other European country has done better. Apparently Taiwan show how it's done. Nightclubs give burner phones to members, under a pseudonym. (This...
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    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not...

    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
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    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an...

    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an Italian lady physicist, who's name escapes me, who showed that even with a cyclical universe, there must, mathematically, have been a beginning. Of...
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    Atheist arguments again Christianity

    I thought this more a philosophical position, rather than a joke, so gave it a thread all of its own.
  29. With you in place? 18 minutes is too long. Sorry....

    With you in place? 18 minutes is too long. Sorry. Open goal. :igmc:

    I'll have finished a 15 year contract this year. Admittedly many different projects and since about 2010 concurrent with other...
  30. Thread: Sausages

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    Nah -far too much meat in that foreign muck. :D ...

    Nah -far too much meat in that foreign muck. :D

    We do bring back a few packs of sausages when we visit the old country. Bratwurst just doesn't do it for bangers and mash, with onion gravy. But...
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    Accenture have taken my work away. It's not the...

    Accenture have taken my work away. It's not the the managers at client don't want me to do the work, but they've got written into their targets "must use accenture". So I'm doing a handover. At...
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    I'm an anti-vaxxer. I much prefer Dyson.

    I'm an anti-vaxxer. I much prefer Dyson.
  33. You need to get a loan for £18,000 - plus a bit...

    You need to get a loan for £18,000 - plus a bit more to cover accountancy fees for another year. Then you can pay the loan back, loan the company £6772.25 and pay the S455 and the tax bill. Nine...
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    No. Church tax. Which I don't pay because I'm not...

    No. Church tax. Which I don't pay because I'm not a Catholic nor Calvinist. Although they do take collections for third parties. You can donate by paypal or direct bank payment.
  35. He's asking the same questions elsewhere and...

    He's asking the same questions elsewhere and getting the same kind of answers.
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    That appeared to be the plan, yes. It's a...

    That appeared to be the plan, yes. It's a remarkedly bad idea.
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    Bunch of idiots. (Those meeting). They probably...

    Bunch of idiots. (Those meeting). They probably are into the conspiracy theories. It's fine to break the law to meet when the ban on is on the church meeting as an attempt by the government to...
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  39. Give notice now. You could always plead force...

    Give notice now. You could always plead force majeur. (Like a tickly cough, loss of sense of smell... ;) ). If you're not due to start for 2 weeks, then there isn't an issue. If you're due to start...
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    Sticky: nonResident - now permanently non-resident on...

    nonResident - now permanently non-resident on this site. Wouldn't let it lie...
  41. Dear nonResident You are now longer resident...

    Dear nonResident

    You are now longer resident on this forum. If you wish to name names, then please use a different platform.
  42. A telephone number is personal information. If...

    A telephone number is personal information. If you continue to post personal information, we will take away your ability to post. And arguing with the moderators is also ill-advised.
  43. A reminder. Do not post personal information,...

    A reminder. Do not post personal information, even if they are your hated enemy.
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    Missed. So not exactly "Asteroid Doom"

    Missed. So not exactly "Asteroid Doom"
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    Vegan zombie. Grains! Grains! Zombie...

    Vegan zombie.
    Grains! Grains!

    Zombie plumbers.
    Drains! Drains!

    Zombie string theorists.
    Branes! Branes!

    Zombie Cants.
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    Well that explains why _V_ doesn't have one.

    Well that explains why _V_ doesn't have one.
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    Could have been worse. He could have called Fox a...

    Could have been worse. He could have called Fox a cheap lousy faggot slut. Imagine though, someone getting offended on behalf of someone else!

    I note that bum, punk, scumbag and maggot are...
  48. What's sad is the idea being spread that US...

    What's sad is the idea being spread that US elections are as trustworthy as those of, eg. Belorus.

    Way to strengthen the real enemies of democracy. Well done!
  49. While the high earners - well yes, it's crap. But...

    While the high earners - well yes, it's crap. But the low earners getting shafted by these total tossers. I have to say I get very ticked off about that.

    :mad

    So I propose the following tax...
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    Sell by isn't use by. Yes, they've screwed...

    Sell by isn't use by.

    Yes, they've screwed up. No, they didn't put anyone at risk. :tired Move along. Nothing to see.
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