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    The blame-to party here is the ****er who blew...

    The blame-to party here is the ****er who blew himself up and those who encouraged him. She should never have been in a position where first aid was needed in the first place.
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    It's because the UK is still a country where...

    It's because the UK is still a country where "Well educated" means "Studied classics at Oxford or Cambridge".
  3. Worth highlighting though. THEY HAVE DNA...

    Worth highlighting though.

    THEY HAVE DNA PRINTERS.... <runs around room waving his arms> ... THEY HAVE DNA PRINTERS!!!!!!!!
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    God created France with mountains, lakes and...

    God created France with mountains, lakes and forests. To make up for this wonder and beauty, he then created the French.
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    Arrests and charges are different things. How...

    Arrests and charges are different things. How many BLM protestors were charged?
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    KUATB ...

    KUATB

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/141967-priti-oops.html
  7. bcontractor has been banned pending...

    bcontractor has been banned pending investigation. Further details may follow. Until then, thread locked.

    Edit: Unbanned. However, his advice seems, on balance, to be dodgy.
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    The Fujitsu system is running on Adabas. It...

    The Fujitsu system is running on Adabas. It doesn't have the required purge functionality. That was produced inhouse. Records must be removed and not accessible to the police or other services.
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    I was going to repost some highlights - but...

    I was going to repost some highlights - but there's so many to choose from.
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    Caption competition

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F5a496bce-5765-11eb-b0d0-071d11d2d557.jpg?crop=3294%2C1853%2C82%2C34&resize=1180

    Which bit to chop off first?
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    :oldgit: I remember when renewal was a time for a...

    :oldgit: I remember when renewal was a time for a ten percent increase.
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    700 approximate number of the beast. 0.666...

    700 approximate number of the beast.
    0.666 Number of the milli-beast.
    668 Next door neighbour of the beast
  13. No further purpose to continuing this thread.

    No further purpose to continuing this thread.
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    Typical Times and The Register drivel as well. ...

    Typical Times and The Register drivel as well.

    Home Office urged to explain 150,000 arrest records wiped in tech blunder | News | The Times

    Dratted 'housekeeping', eh? 150k+ records deleted off...
  15. Yep. Those of us who got residency before Brexit....

    Yep. Those of us who got residency before Brexit. :D
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    It would be fraud. (Notwithstanding ladymuck's...

    It would be fraud. (Notwithstanding ladymuck's answer).

    Thread closed.
  17. Are you insane? LM got it right

    Are you insane?
    LM got it right
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    https://scontent.fqls1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13...

    https://scontent.fqls1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/138821445_10157322405422047_5533339177340578973_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=iEn5IfQDrn0AX_pS8Mb&_nc_ht=scontent.fqls1-1.fna&oh=c704ec...
  19. Mainly those who've experience of using them!

    Mainly those who've experience of using them!
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    FTFY #GlobalApocalypse

    FTFY

    #GlobalApocalypse
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    In my experience, it's nearly always the agent.

    In my experience, it's nearly always the agent.
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    Not really. In context it's clear that he was...

    Not really. In context it's clear that he was meanng "even someone as right wing as OG thinks I am". But you knew that. Anyway - no more :ladybags: on this thread.
  23. Thread: Pikey

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    Stupid boy.

    Stupid boy.
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    Sticky: Mordac - 1 day. Pikey, in the context used, is...

    Mordac - 1 day. Pikey, in the context used, is racist. No doubt other disagree saying "Pikey" isn't a race, but then you'd be confusing me with someone who gives a flying **** what you think.
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    Nope. He said he wasn't as right wing as her....

    Nope. He said he wasn't as right wing as her. Neither am I. Neither are you. Any further conclusion is utter speculation and a bit silly. So, this is General - carry on.
  26. No. Plenty of eye witnesses and photos though.

    No. Plenty of eye witnesses and photos though.
  27. That would simply reaffirm that it is man made.

    That would simply reaffirm that it is man made.
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    Apparently (Ahem) that's not how it worked before...

    Apparently (Ahem) that's not how it worked before data was shared.Oh - and they don't have systems in place (yet) to track non payers.
  29. Thread: Baby-boom

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    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    Drive around France motorways at around 110mph or...

    Drive around France motorways at around 110mph or less, with only a fine to risk if you're caught by actual cops.

    That's the spirit!

    Gosh. There's no light here at all. But wait... I can hear...
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    Brexit benefit

    EU countries won't be able to enforce parking tickets nor speed cameras tickets on British motorists.

    Paris are seeking an agreement, but Britain isn't in a hurry.

    Of course, they can keep a...
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    According to this...

    According to this Nuclear propulsion, which would involve channelling the immense energy released in splitting the atom to accelerate propellants, like hydrogen, at huge speeds, has the potential to...
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    Google "crony capitalism".

    Google "crony capitalism".
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    Sticky: Old Greg. One day. He wanted to test whether just...

    Old Greg. One day. He wanted to test whether just posting abuse would get him a ban. And, apparently, it does.
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    parler are so crap they've not even managed to...

    parler are so crap they've not even managed to put up a static page ranting about how unfair it all is.
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    As is poking brexiters. Or anyone really. :D

    As is poking brexiters. Or anyone really. :D
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    Fake news. According to QAnon...

    Fake news. According to QAnon...
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    You started this thread. It seems you haven't got...

    You started this thread. It seems you haven't got over it. If the non-sensible remainers react to that, you've only got yourself to blame.

    Britain is well ahead on the vaccination campaign and...
  39. They won't be allowed through customs.

    They won't be allowed through customs.
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    AtW's backup data centre. ...

    AtW's backup data centre.

    https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/yVHoQpeAfJVwzmMtPE4s5A.jpg

    :wink
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    Covid-19 jokes are tasteless. But that was a...

    Covid-19 jokes are tasteless. But that was a barely a joke.


    Close. If you said it after I've already asked you nicely not to - then I'd ban you.

    @SueEllen...
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    No doxxing. @BR14 - you know you're doing...

    No doxxing.

    @BR14 - you know you're doing something wrong when Darmstadt agrees with you
    @Darmstadt - you know you're doing something wrong when BR14 agrees with you.
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    Er yes? Where have you been for the past 30 years...

    Er yes? Where have you been for the past 30 years or so?

    I know it's a bit tulip. But better than the alternative. I'm reminded of the saying "Big Pharma is a bit crap, but that doesn't mean magic...
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    It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

    It's a conspiracy I tell ya!
  45. Of course, if this woman were a brexiter, they'd...

    Of course, if this woman were a brexiter, they'd be all over themselves to support her. Except vetran of course - he's just shocked at the unprofessionalism. Hence the title of this thread. :ohwell
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    Has he got anything on Pelosi and the Pope being...

    Has he got anything on Pelosi and the Pope being arrested?
  47. Good to see someone treating the twatterati with...

    Good to see someone treating the twatterati with the contempt they deserve.
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    What'll they do when they find it didn't happen?

    What'll they do when they find it didn't happen?
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    It can't be real. It doesn't mention Soros, nor...

    It can't be real. It doesn't mention Soros, nor 5G. But this is being circulated as real. Where's the smiley for bat-tulip crazy?
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    In an alternate world...

    In an alternate world...
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