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    :( Sad news, RIP.

    :( Sad news, RIP.
  2. Nice to see you got your headline in. I used...

    Nice to see you got your headline in.

    I used to live quite near her (and met her ex-hubby Greg Wise - quite a nice chap, as it happens) but she's as mad as a box of frogs, and a hypocrite to boot....
  3. Thread: I promise.

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    I never blamed anything on anyone mate. Although...

    I never blamed anything on anyone mate. Although I may have once blamed something on the silly twat who didn't lock the door...:wink
  4. Thread: I promise.

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    You should've got life. Or, you should've got a...

    You should've got life. Or, you should've got a life. One of those statements should make sense. If not, you need to get a life...
  5. What do you mean, you're thinking of...

    What do you mean, you're thinking of outsourcing...? :eek
  6. That wasn't supposed to happen...

    That wasn't supposed to happen...
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    Not content with trying to shut down public...

    Not content with trying to shut down public transport, now they're targeting the LibDooms' electric bus! :rollin:

    XR protesters dressed as bees glue themselves to electric Lib Dem battle bus |...
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    Why don't you two just get a room...:eyes

    Why don't you two just get a room...:eyes
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    My pleasure love. :wink

    My pleasure love. :wink
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    Bob Willis

    England Cricket Legend. RIP.

    Bob Willis, ex-England captain and Sky Sports Cricket expert, dies aged 70 | Cricket News | Sky Sports

    :(
  11. Thread: Where's Woohoo?

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    Pedantic sod...:moon:

    Pedantic sod...:moon:
  12. Thread: Where's Woohoo?

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    Where's Woohoo?

    Hope he's OK...

    Patient in Britain diagnosed with monkeypox | Metro News

    :eek
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    But what if they change their mind? You need to...

    But what if they change their mind? You need to keep asking until you get the answer you want. Oh hang on, wrong forum...

    :igmc:
  14. We're more interested in where you're going next....

    We're more interested in where you're going next. And more importantly, when...:winker:
  15. They probably just wanted shot of you, and I can...

    They probably just wanted shot of you, and I can see where they were coming from...
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    I offered you my spare room and you still went...

    I offered you my spare room and you still went for the squat...:o
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    In a quick scan I counted 16*. There are at least...

    In a quick scan I counted 16*. There are at least 7 I've got on two different formats. I have also owned a couple of Wishbone Ash albums in the past (:emb) but I can't recognise them on that list.
    ...
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    Poll: If you're right, at least there's someone who can...

    If you're right, at least there's someone who can control an Iphone...

    :o
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    Poll: The anoraks are out in full force tonight...:eek...

    The anoraks are out in full force tonight...:eek

    You're a contractor, you'll have a new phone before it becomes a problem. :D

    HTH...

    :igmc:
  20. They were the 'wrong sort of population'?

    They were the 'wrong sort of population'?
  21. Thread: London Bridge

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    Pinochet 'took the Falklands'? Er, he didn't....

    Pinochet 'took the Falklands'? Er, he didn't. That was Argentina. :facepalm:

    Although you'd think the Belgrano was a car ferry for all the sh!t she got for sinking it...
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    That saves us the effort...:wink

    That saves us the effort...:wink
  23. Where the fook did you get that from?

    Where the fook did you get that from?
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    A sentiment I entirely agree with. I'd like to...

    A sentiment I entirely agree with. I'd like to think those who bothered to turn up would at least have a good day out though...
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    A bit more than the cheese-makers?

    A bit more than the cheese-makers?
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    Thought you might...:wink

    Thought you might...:wink
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    You weren't put off the first time...?

    You weren't put off the first time...?
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    And it probably won't be from you...:wink

    And it probably won't be from you...:wink
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    If they have better Mods, sign me up now...:D

    If they have better Mods, sign me up now...:D
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    Which works quite well for suicide bombers...

    Which works quite well for suicide bombers...
  31. If we're all employees, we pay VAT on the stuff...

    If we're all employees, we pay VAT on the stuff we buy. Which means basically, if we were permies, we still pay the same amount of VAT, but as contractors we get to smile when we claim £3 back...
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    This. As long as it's a good piss-up, I don't...

    This. As long as it's a good piss-up, I don't care. I'll be disappointed not to be attending, but I will have organised a sick-note...
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    Post IR35, CT is the least of our worries...

    Post IR35, CT is the least of our worries...
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    Top of the list. Do you have opticians in Germany?

    Top of the list. Do you have opticians in Germany?
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    Brain hemorrhage, according to his family. Very...

    Brain hemorrhage, according to his family. Very sad news. RIP. :(
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    I hope that's not one of your chat-up lines...

    I hope that's not one of your chat-up lines...
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    That's almost disgusting... :tongue

    That's almost disgusting...

    :tongue
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    Or, 'One swallow does not make a stunner...' ...

    Or, 'One swallow does not make a stunner...'

    :igmc:
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    Don't knock it mate, if Jezza gets in, we'll all...

    Don't knock it mate, if Jezza gets in, we'll all be needing them...
  40. So totally what we don't f**king need...

    So totally what we don't f**king need...
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    I believe he's been 'terminally ill' for about 5...

    I believe he's been 'terminally ill' for about 5 years. I almost met him once, many years ago near the old Arsenal stadium. I said hello, and he ignored me. On reflection, I suspect he made the right...
  42. Football trip. Thankfully the bar was open. I was...

    Football trip. Thankfully the bar was open. I was pleasantly surprised, as it was barely 6am...
  43. Beats the sh!t out of flying into Luton...

    Beats the sh!t out of flying into Luton...
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    Spent a long time working that out, did they?

    Spent a long time working that out, did they?
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    It's not going into anyone's pockets. It's all...

    It's not going into anyone's pockets. It's all going down the swanny...
  46. Bloody cyclists...

    Bloody cyclists...
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    It works even better if you're not ill...

    It works even better if you're not ill...
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    That's an improvement on the 3 day week I grew up...

    That's an improvement on the 3 day week I grew up with.
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    Only for scrap...

    Only for scrap...
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    We have something for that already. It's called...

    We have something for that already. It's called 'prison'...
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