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    I only raised £70...

    I only raised £70 :emb
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    Just Crossed the Line

    I didn't medal :(

    In fact, I only just avoided getting swept up. Had to tell St John's Ambulance to do one 'n' all.

    Think I need an industrial size pack of savlon.
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    That would involve exposing myself :eek

    That would involve exposing myself :eek
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    <cough>


    </cough>
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    Back in my day it was always Pomagne, or Cydrax...

    Back in my day it was always Pomagne, or Cydrax if they were really pushing the boat out.
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    Got this nailed - At the first one I'm gonna do a...

    Got this nailed - At the first one I'm gonna do a Brian May and crack off a riff from the top of the church tower.

    That'll get 'em all in the mood for a few rounds of bash the rat!
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    Depends where you want to bail out for a breather...

    Depends where you want to bail out for a breather after you've been stuck in a jam for the last hour.

    Easton in Gordano Services or Countess Roundabout services?
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    I AM DOING THE LONDON MARATHON!!!...

    I AM DOING THE LONDON MARATHON!!!

    (Pssst! it's not too late!)
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    Fetes Don't Fail Me Now

    Bookings are flooding in thick and fast at the moment.

    Been asked to play no less than six summer fetes so far this year.

    All on the same day!

    It's going to be like PC at Live Aid except we...
  10. Just an observation; that Lady Sarah Armstrong...

    Just an observation; that Lady Sarah Armstrong Whasserface ain't half got a set of choppers on her :eek
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    Get yer legs down and unhitch the van before...

    Get yer legs down and unhitch the van before attempting any action otherwise you'll end up doing an articulated bunny hop across the site.

    Something that happened to me and my mate Tony at Brean...
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    Hi DS :wave: should work on the basis of nose...

    Hi DS :wave:

    should work on the basis of nose weight being between 5 and 7 per cent of the caravan's MTPLM. For example: caravan MTPLM of 1400kg, the noseweight would be 70kg at 5 per cent or 98kg...
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    Any Caravanners Here?

    I was watching Caravanner of the Year last night & I was wondering (since I'm playing a few campsites this year) is nose weight a particularly hot topic of discussion among the 'vanning community...
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    I'd get meself in position for a full on eye...

    I'd get meself in position for a full on eye level close-up view.

    Phwoaarr!
  15. Would have loved to have played for her - often...

    Would have loved to have played for her - often imagine myself on the roof of Buck Palace in place of Brian May.

    Who knows, maybe I'll have a chance at the what whatever follows Diamond Jubilee...
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    Strike

    Strike
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    Punk

    Punk
  18. Does this mean Sue Pollard has slipped out of the...

    Does this mean Sue Pollard has slipped out of the top 10?
  19. Well I think she does a fantastic job - 90 years...

    Well I think she does a fantastic job - 90 years old and still going strong.

    She's a wonderful ambassador for Britain and long may she continue.

    Look at all them tourists that come in every...
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    No :suicide:

    No :suicide:
  21. For the record, I've now read these supposedly...

    For the record, I've now read these supposedly lurid accounts.

    Not very fakkin' rock 'n' roll is it?

    I've had better action than that behind the stage door at the Shepton Mallet Amulet Centre...
  22. Stupid, selfish people. We best have our kicks...

    Stupid, selfish people.

    We best have our kicks before the whole sh!thouse goes up then.
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    Mountain

    Mountain
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    But James Burke never used to go on about it on...

    But James Burke never used to go on about it on his Connections series :confused:
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    Climate Change

    You can't watch or listen to anything these days without hearing the words "as a result of climate change....".

    Without getting into the whole argument about the causes of climate change what...
  26. If you are reveiving regular foreign currency...

    If you are reveiving regular foreign currency payments you can open an account in that currency. I opened a Euro account with Barclays & they charged me 7.50 Euros per quarter.

    Then I used...
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    What was the wanning for?

    What was the wanning for?
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    Dodgy

    Free Peace Sweet 20th Anniversary

    Fackin' 'ell!

    Talking about flogging a dead horse - they've squeezed every last drop out of that one.

    They've even played the Rainbow Arms at Steeple...
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    Was looking at a 1973 Cortina Mk 3 1600 GXL the...

    Was looking at a 1973 Cortina Mk 3 1600 GXL the other day.

    Lime green with twin Weber carbs.

    As soon as I got in the driver's seat and saw the recessed dials in that sloping dashboard for the...
  30. Anyone Drive a Citroen C4 Cactus?

    Nice chunky looking motor.

    Quite tempted...
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    What you mean he actually tried to play some...

    What you mean he actually tried to play some attractive golf and blew it?

    He was crusiing when I turned out the lights.

    Never mind, England has its first Masters champion for 20 years.
    Hurrah!
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    "Speith is not magical to watch..... ....It's...

    "Speith is not magical to watch.....
    ....It's like listening to Willie Nelson sing"

    Peter Allis 2016
    :laugh
    Glad you're still with us Pete - thought tge Beeb had hung you out to dry after...
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    I'm watching Justin Rose now

    I'm watching Justin Rose now
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    Golf: The Masters

    Eh up Rory, looks like you've blown it fella :eyes

    Shame. Looks like golf's answer to Geoff Boycott / Steve Davis is going to run away with it.

    Jordan Speith - like watching paint dry the way...
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    Just got my Rhino Suit

    Got 3 weeks to wear it in!

    It's a bit lighter than the weights I've been training with but I need to get hardened to any potential chafing issues.

    Thanks for your kind words, think we got it up...
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    Fancy doing a special guest slot?

    Fancy doing a special guest slot?
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    The Sound of Summer 2016

    Played a student union gig the other night and I have to say the response of the crowd was less than flattering. We always open with a cover of Mike and the Mechanics' Over My Shoulder at the end of...
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    Exhibitionism

    My and a couple of mates went up to see this yesterday.

    Very impressive - I particularly liked their mock up of the backstage area.

    Made me feel like I was ready to go on :smile
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    What time do Maccy Dees stop doing breakfast? ...

    What time do Maccy Dees stop doing breakfast?

    11 am isn't it? Gives me about an hour to get to Gordano Services for me free brekkie.

    Mind you' I'll probably end up in the Just a Minute...
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    Oh look -it's another nostalgia thread... wasn't...

    Oh look -it's another nostalgia thread... wasn't there one of these er..., 5 minutes ago?

    How long before somebody mentions Jumpers for goalposts :eyes

    I remember one time Frank Zappa talking...
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    Har Har! I meant fisticuffs :smile Or, to...

    Har Har!

    I meant fisticuffs :smile

    Or, to put it more bluntly, I respect anyone's right to free speech but cross a certain line and you can rest assured that my fist will follow.
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    I got picked on beacause I wore glasses. Took...

    I got picked on beacause I wore glasses.

    Took me until I was 16 until I finally manned up.

    We was all queueing up to get in to Romeo & Juliets & this gang of blokes pushses in front of us and...
  43. These miltants who were on the streets of London...

    These miltants who were on the streets of London for last weekend's "Refugees Welcome" rally were all wearing "l love the NHS" tee shirts while gnashing their teeth and shoulder charging hapless...
  44. The answer, ladies and gentlemen. Goodnight. ...

    The answer, ladies and gentlemen.

    Goodnight.

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  45. Looks like I won't be dishing out any Scroat Rep...

    Looks like I won't be dishing out any Scroat Rep tonight then:rolleyes:
  46. Scroatman's Friday Night Connections

    Robin Zander

    Ya Kid K

    Ben Volpierrre Parrot

    What's the connection poppickers?
  47. Hot Soapy Water in the 3rd Degree

    Michael Kenyon.

    The Illinois Enema Bandit.

    I heard it on the news
  48. But then you're banged up on Sunday for Evensong?

    But then you're banged up on Sunday for Evensong?
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    I have to declare that I have more than a passing...

    I have to declare that I have more than a passing interest in the food packaging industry.

    Before I got into this lark, I was a packaging Technologist with the Milk Marketing Board and cardboard...
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    This is Interesting

    Creating digitally textured labels from an injet printer



    So you can apply a range of effects to existing designs by adding a white layer to the artwork & the process relies on the High opacity...
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