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  1. How did that work for you exactly? She's a girl....

    How did that work for you exactly? She's a girl. Well, sort of...

    :igmc:
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    Bicycle. That's recession/pandemic/general...

    Bicycle. That's recession/pandemic/general situation cock-up. Anyone got a spare puncture repair kit?
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    Me neither. It's Two Fat Ladies innit :D I'm...

    Me neither. It's Two Fat Ladies innit :D

    I'm pretty sure they're not Nazis...
  4. Good to see your time at Pravda wasn't completely...

    Good to see your time at Pravda wasn't completely wasted...
  5. Is paying the family to stay away expensable as...

    Is paying the family to stay away expensable as well? Asking for a friend...
  6. I notice it's not an official DOOM thread. Are...

    I notice it's not an official DOOM thread. Are you slacking again?
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    Nobby Dancing :banana:. Legend. RIP.

    Nobby Dancing :banana:. Legend. RIP.
  8. All Scootys threads are full of B... :rolleyes:

    All Scootys threads are full of B...

    :rolleyes:
  9. Absolutely. I saw that footage and now looking...

    Absolutely. I saw that footage and now looking forward to Tier 5, which needs to include public flogging for repeat offenders.
  10. Nicola won't like that...:mad

    Nicola won't like that...:mad
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    How is that different from Obama speaking out for...

    How is that different from Obama speaking out for the Remain campaign?
  12. Thread: Leeds

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    If they are waiting for you to throw a party for...

    If they are waiting for you to throw a party for some close friends, I'm guessing they are going to stay closed...
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    Viagra?

    Viagra?
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    He is a former (I previously used the term...

    He is a former (I previously used the term 'currently unemployed') journalist whether you like it or not. Name a journalist who is truly independent. I'll save you the trouble, there aren't any, they...
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    Absolutely. The bar is actually far lower than...

    Absolutely. The bar is actually far lower than you think it is...
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    Cheeky :eyes

    Cheeky :eyes
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    Not with the current nutter in charge. The EU has...

    Not with the current nutter in charge. The EU has to expand, and Turkey is perfect, if a change of leadership can be arranged...
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    I haven't seen it yet. It's on my shortlist for...

    I haven't seen it yet. It's on my shortlist for Lockdown 2, if not then, definitely Lockdown 3.

    :ohwell
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    Thanks for the spoiler :tantrum:

    Thanks for the spoiler :tantrum:
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    Whatever your opinion of him, he was until...

    Whatever your opinion of him, he was until recently a broadcaster which makes him currently (among other things) an unemployed journalist. I'm sure he's not exactly flattered by that tag.
    As for...
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    I'm thinking of doing that next year.

    I'm thinking of doing that next year.
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    There are 'rules' and then there are...

    There are 'rules' and then there are 'exemptions'. There are certainly exemptions for journalists (possibly even unemployed ones) :D.
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    Welsh Rugby Legend JJ Williams dies aged 72

    JJ Williams: Legendary Wales and British and Irish Lions wing dies - BBC Sport

    :(
  24. Seriously, nobody gives a flying sh!t about the...

    Seriously, nobody gives a flying sh!t about the price of soy sauce. The point of this thread is whether it's OK or not to gift the contents of UK waters to EU fishing fleets, while receiving nothing...
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    A quality Espresso Martini takes some skill, as I...

    A quality Espresso Martini takes some skill, as I know well (I've had much practice :D) and I don't think SueEllen had that level of finesse...
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    To be fair, you did just confirm that...:wink

    To be fair, you did just confirm that...:wink
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    For a Kensington lass, your standards have sort...

    For a Kensington lass, your standards have sort of slipped. Disappointing...:suicide:
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    I know all that. You know all that. But in my...

    I know all that. You know all that. But in my head SueEllen's morning cuppa is a teabag dipped in a hot mug of Smirnoff. It would explain so much...
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    If you cooked it, almost certainly. If she...

    If you cooked it, almost certainly.
    If she cooked it, show some understanding. She manages to put up with you, after all...:wink
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    What do you need a kettle for? You'll boil off...

    What do you need a kettle for? You'll boil off all the alcohol...
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    You need to get out more. Oh, hang on... :igmc:

    You need to get out more. Oh, hang on...

    :igmc:
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    I'm not Brazilian, if that helps...

    I'm not Brazilian, if that helps...
  33. Understatement of the Year? :eek

    Understatement of the Year? :eek
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    Don't worry, you would have got a virtual...

    Don't worry, you would have got a virtual refund...eventually...
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    You haven't seen the size of the potholes in...

    You haven't seen the size of the potholes in London, I take it. Some are the size of open-cast mines. 4wd is virtually a necessity. If it pisses off the Greens & Unlibundems so much the better...
    ...
  36. Will some of these do you? Campaign |...

    Will some of these do you?



    Campaign | Oceana Europe
    Supertrawlers ‘making a mockery’ of UK’s protected seas | Fishing | The Guardian



    (Underlined text is opinion)
  37. One of the many things "they voted for" was not...

    One of the many things "they voted for" was not to have to throw their catch overboard because EU 'factory boats' had hoovered up all the allocation for some species.
    Once we are finally out of the...
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    Maybe that's why they wanted to play at being...

    Maybe that's why they wanted to play at being sailors?
  39. Thread: Final DOOM

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    We should be fine for a while. I can't see the...

    We should be fine for a while. I can't see the Four Horseman arriving while we still have a 14 day quarantine policy in place...
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    The charges will probably be some variation of...

    The charges will probably be some variation of international piracy, so they'll be hanged at Wapping. Wishful thinking, obviously, but they should be looking at 20 years followed by deportation.
  41. Would that figure include penalties/interest?

    Would that figure include penalties/interest?
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    No, there are thousands of NHS senior managers &...

    No, there are thousands of NHS senior managers & chief executives various, all of which have a clearly defined job description such that none of them are actually responsible or accountable for...
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    Which happens to be next door to an excellent...

    Which happens to be next door to an excellent seafood restaurant with octopus on the lunch menu daily...:tongue
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    They were the dogs bollocks, they were... ...

    They were the dogs bollocks, they were...

    :igmc:
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    The bitter little racist who likes calling...

    The bitter little racist who likes calling everyone else a racist ought to be on your ignore list (he's on mine), but he's occasional comedy gold :laugh
  46. Thread: Give me five

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    Because their senses are working overtime... ...

    Because their senses are working overtime...

    :igmc: :oldgit:
  47. Thread: Fo AtW Boom!

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    How do we know it isn't... :tongue

    How do we know it isn't...



    :tongue
  48. Thread: Fo AtW Boom!

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    On reading the headline, I was wondering how a...

    On reading the headline, I was wondering how a team of drug traffickers had trained flying squirrels to deliver weed. :cool2:
    The story itself is somewhat disappointing...
    :igmc:
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    But none of them are interested in NLyUKs...

    But none of them are interested in NLyUKs used-undercrackers 'business'...
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    That was always so going to happen...:rollin:

    That was always so going to happen...:rollin:
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