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  1. Thread: Weekend plans

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    Back to Brussels, if I can

    Back to Brussels, if I can
  2. ftfy. Hth bidi.

    ftfy.

    Hth bidi.
  3. Yup you lot truly deserve your leaders.

    Yup you lot truly deserve your leaders.
  4. That's because you're an idiot. It is. The UK has...

    That's because you're an idiot. It is. The UK has absolutely no idea how many people have this thing. China's testing (as was South Korea's, HK and Taiwan) was superior.
    But you carry on thinking...
  5. It's real.

    It's real.
  6. Sticky: Funny that. So am I. Hei! Totally agree with...

    Funny that. So am I. Hei!
    Totally agree with Scandinavian style capitalism.
    I despise people from red-bricks too.
    Odd how similar we are.
  7. Sticky: I've already done so. You're also meant to post...

    I've already done so. You're also meant to post if you don't have symptoms.
    Far from making up for lack of testing though. :rolleyes:
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    :laugh:laugh

    :laugh:laugh
  9. FTFY :happy

    FTFY :happy
  10. You're too thick to discuss this with.

    You're too thick to discuss this with.
  11. DKUATB!

    DKUATB!
  12. Jeez! Dim by name dim by nature.

    Jeez! Dim by name dim by nature.
  13. Arrrrrghhhh

    Arrrrrghhhh
  14. Mods please do the needful* and revert:D ...

    Mods please do the needful* and revert:D

    *terminate the other thread with extreme prejudice.
  15. Indeed.

    Indeed.
  16. Oh no not again!:laugh:laugh

    Oh no not again!:laugh:laugh
  17. Please, please if there's a God, let Dominic get...

    Please, please if there's a God, let Dominic get it.
  18. Darwin Award Candidate, don't you think, Bean and...

    Darwin Award Candidate, don't you think, Bean and Whorty? :wink
  19. Boo hoo boo hoo!

    Boo hoo boo hoo!
  20. Aaaarghhhhh

    Aaaarghhhhh
  21. DKUATB!

    DKUATB!
  22. This is the official thread. I've checked with AtW

    This is the official thread. I've checked with AtW
  23. DKUATB ...

    DKUATB

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/137535-bojos-got-covid-whos-designated-survivor.html
  24. Bojo's got COVID! Who's the Designated Survivor?

    That means all the cabinet will have to go into lockdown and some will get it. Not to mention the medical advisers.

    Arrrgh
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    That example is in all epidemiology textbooks....

    That example is in all epidemiology textbooks. It's where the phrase "flattening the curve" originated.
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    It really wasn't the "London Bubble" that...

    It really wasn't the "London Bubble" that objected to the "herd immunity" plan (which BTW is a term that applies to vaccinated populations), it was the worldwide community of epidemiologists.
    It...
  27. Thread: Prince Charles

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    And that, children, is why you should work hard...

    And that, children, is why you should work hard and do your homework.
    Otherwise you'll end up looking stupid like Bean. :laugh:laugh:laugh
  28. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Oh Dear! Dig, Whorty, Dig!:rollin::rollin::rollin:

    Oh Dear! Dig, Whorty, Dig!:rollin::rollin::rollin:
  29. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Poor Bean. He got a poor educamashon. And...

    Poor Bean. He got a poor educamashon. And therefore does not know the meaning of the word "candidate". Bean never was very good with words:laugh:laugh:laugh

    Candidate: "a person or thing regarded...
  30. Thread: Prince Charles

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    I know you're thick as mince, but do try to...

    I know you're thick as mince, but do try to understand the rules there's a good chap:

    Darwin Awards: Rule 1: Reproduction

    "The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene...
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    Shush, the adults are discussing stuff. Go and...

    Shush, the adults are discussing stuff. Go and bang your head on a concrete wall. there's a good chap.
    Or find a safe space.
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    Bojo's daily press conference on. Flannel. If...

    Bojo's daily press conference on.
    Flannel.
    If I was a journo, I would ask: "Where did Germany find all the kits to test so many more people and how did they do it?"
    And "Why is the CFR so low in...
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    The testing is too little, too late. All people...

    The testing is too little, too late.
    All people with symptoms should have been tested (or most). There was plenty of time to prepare.
    As WHO said testing is key, you can't fight this with one hand...
  34. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Don't confuse Bean. Bean is easily confused. One...

    Don't confuse Bean. Bean is easily confused. One thing at a time.
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    We like Bean, don't we children? Bean is funny....

    We like Bean, don't we children? Bean is funny. He makes us laugh at him. :laugh
  36. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Hurrah! Bean now has sheltered accommodation....

    Hurrah! Bean now has sheltered accommodation. Soon he may loose his virginity. Good Bean!
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    Bean needs to get his foot on the property...

    Bean needs to get his foot on the property ladder. Bean wants to buy a studio flat over a kebab shop but with his low-level job, no chance of that. Poor Bean.
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    Not in the UK

    Not in the UK
  39. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Bean calls people a cretin. But Bean lives with...

    Bean calls people a cretin. But Bean lives with his mother, is a virgin and has learning difficulties.
    Bean won't tell people what he does for a living because he's ashamed. Poor Bean.
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    Poor Bean. Bean is very stupid. Bean thinks there...

    Poor Bean. Bean is very stupid. Bean thinks there are no rich people who have retired to Portugal. One day Bean will leave his mother's house and learn about the world.
  41. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Yes you're quite right. It would apply to you and...

    Yes you're quite right. It would apply to you and the virginal Bean I suppose.
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    Is Bean trying to understand big words again?...

    Is Bean trying to understand big words again? Bean will become cross and frustrated soon. Poor Bean.
  43. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Didn't his thick-as-mince consort Camilla make a...

    Didn't his thick-as-mince consort Camilla make a couple of ill-judged jokes about it recently

    Duchess of Cornwall becomes second senior royal to joke about coronavirus | UK News | Sky News

    "The...
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    I'm not getting rent on my props at the moment ...

    I'm not getting rent on my props at the moment (it was mainly AirBnB). But that's fine I have no mortgages on them.
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    Have to admit I'm still a fan of property to...

    Have to admit I'm still a fan of property to generate rental income, maybe not in the Uk.
    Yes you'll be taxed to the nth degree, but rents always reflect the value of money, high or low, so you get...
  46. Actually the biggest discounted books are out of...

    Actually the biggest discounted books are out of stock , since yesterday, not surprisingly. But still, huge discounts
  47. Wordery.com has a sale on some technical books - huge discounts

    Books that cost 20-40 squid on amazon going in the range 5-10.
    Fill yer boots, I have.
    Stuck here in London till I'm sure I can travel :rolleyes:
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    The "helicopter drop" is here

    Helicopter Drop (Helicopter Money) Definition

    And not a single soul knows what the effect will be.
  49. Nope. Nationalised for the duration.

    Nope. Nationalised for the duration.
  50. There are consequences when you elect a moron for...

    There are consequences when you elect a moron for a president.
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