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    Sticky: Tea: spag bol with proper Welsh cheddar grated on...

    Tea: spag bol with proper Welsh cheddar grated on top as is only right & proper, stewed pears sans custard, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.

    This time tomorrow it'll be dark. :ohwell.

    The Uri...
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    Thanks for the offer but I'm a dead trees kind of...

    Thanks for the offer but I'm a dead trees kind of :oldgit:

    The Uri Geller book is quite an easy read compared with a lot of my fare. :eyes
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    :rollin: Such wit!

    :rollin:

    Such wit!
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    I'd like to read "The Amber Chronicles" again but...

    I'd like to read "The Amber Chronicles" again but they are currently not reachable in any sensible way other than by buying them again.
  5. Gosh. Zeity will be pleased. :D

    Gosh.

    Zeity will be pleased. :D
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    And once again it's taken me ages to figure out...

    And once again it's taken me ages to figure out that the novel whose title I can never remember is "The Year of the Quiet Sun" by Wilson Tucker.
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    The Good Doctor examines the piles of tomes: not...

    The Good Doctor examines the piles of tomes: not a novel in there anywhere.

    Not sure I can remember the last novel I read.

    It might have been an anthology of stories by Vernor Vinge and I'm not...
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    Yes. There's a dozen in the armory behind the...

    Yes.

    There's a dozen in the armory behind the AKs, shotguns, and the Barrett.
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    Finished "Lorenz" by Captain Jerry Robert MBE. ...

    Finished "Lorenz" by Captain Jerry Robert MBE.

    He spent a lot of his later years attempting to get some acknowledgement of the efforts of Tutte, Turing an Flowers.

    Next up: "The secret life of...
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    Sticky: Freecell score: 90%, running average 83%...

    Freecell score: 90%, running average 83% (83.48%).

    Lunch: Heinz lentil <pfffft> soup, Morrisons wholemeal sunflower & spelt bread, bramble jelly sandwich on same, red corner yog, 0.91 pints of...
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    Lockdown while the weather was halfway decent in...

    Lockdown while the weather was halfway decent in the spring is one thing, lockdown when the weather is tulipty like it is now is quite another.

    Not forgetting that a fair percentage of Wales has...
  12. Those duckhouses and moats don't maintain...

    Those duckhouses and moats don't maintain themselves you know. :eyes
  13. About to become OneManBanned? Just askin'...

    About to become OneManBanned?

    Just askin' like. :eyes
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Grey. Dark. ...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Grey.

    Dark.

    Dreary.

    Drizzly.
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    Sticky: "Hitman Redemption (2018)" a.k.a. "Asher (2018)"...

    "Hitman Redemption (2018)" a.k.a. "Asher (2018)" with that Ron Perlman chap and Jacqueline Bisset, for whom the years have not been altogether kind, it's a loooong time since "Bullit". :eyes
    ...
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    Sticky: It must be said that Old Stone Face in "To the...

    It must be said that Old Stone Face in "To the Shores of Tripoli (1942)" with John Payne and Maureen O'Hara is a good deal more entertaining than Ms Calman's epic this week.:eyes
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    Sticky: Health food. :eyes Leg hurting as well as foot...

    Health food. :eyes

    Leg hurting as well as foot hurting.

    I'm falling apart, I tells you, falling apart.:oldgit:

    Tea: Tesco breaded chunky haddock, stewed pears (sans custard which explains...
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    Sticky: Lunch: poached tomato (actually it just gets...

    Lunch: poached tomato (actually it just gets nuked & poaches itself like) and scrambled egg (ditto) on Morrisons wholemeal sunflower and spelt toast (noncrust), bramble jelly sandwich on same, red...
  19. That was probably "British Wine" old chap,...

    That was probably "British Wine" old chap, somewhat different, along the lines of "British sherry". :eyes
  20. Not to mention JFK who was nearly as physically...

    Not to mention JFK who was nearly as physically fecked as FDR with the added advantage of Doctor Feelgood's potions.

    It's a minor miracle we're still here.
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    Sticky: Yuss. Sometimes the LOL is tooled up. :smokin...

    Yuss.

    Sometimes the LOL is tooled up. :smokin

    You can't be too careful. :smokin

    Smalls in the WM.

    Smalls out of the WM and into the TD.
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Damp. Dark. ...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Damp.

    Dark.

    Dreary.

    Dire.
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    Sticky: Oh good. So as of 18:00 tomorrow for 17 days...

    Oh good.

    So as of 18:00 tomorrow for 17 days no one is allowed to sell anything other than "essential items".

    No books, dvds, clothes, etc.

    Feckwhits.
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    Sticky: Not as good as Pimplepopper or Dr Emma.

    Not as good as Pimplepopper or Dr Emma.
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    Wot? As well as the London bus and the 747?

    Wot?

    As well as the London bus and the 747?
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    Sticky: :eyes You should see my office. :smokin ...

    :eyes You should see my office. :smokin

    Entertainment: 5 minutes of "Landward" on BBC Scotland.

    10 minutes of "Wild Shetland" on BBC2. The lonely Arctic Tern turned me off that.

    Now reduced...
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    Sticky: Oddly I get adverts for S&W and Barrett. I'm...

    Oddly I get adverts for S&W and Barrett.

    I'm unsure of quite why. :confused:

    Tea: Chilli con carne with rice, stewed pears sans custard, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.

    The mince in the...
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    Sticky: You'll have to speak up, I can't hear over the...

    You'll have to speak up, I can't hear over the noise of the hammering next door on the fecking party wall

    :eyes

    Just spent wasted half an hour potching about with an LC filter I found (i.e....
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    Sticky: And, following much swearing, opera is updated...

    And, following much swearing, opera is updated and FB works again (or as working as it ever gets).

    Not helped by the incessant fecking drilling next door. :eyes

    Or me randomly ticking tulipe in...
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    Sticky: :wave: Walk walked. Slowly & somewhat...

    :wave:

    Walk walked.

    Slowly & somewhat painfully in parts (especially coming back down the hill).

    Was CBS when I went out but became increasingly overcast as time went on.

    CBS again now.
  31. Bozo the Clown, the gift who always keeps giving,...

    Bozo the Clown, the gift who always keeps giving, especially taxpayers money to his friends.
  32. The world gets ever more surreal. :rollin: ...

    The world gets ever more surreal. :rollin:

    Thanks for that.:D
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    I'm Spartacus.:smokin

    I'm Spartacus.:smokin
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    Sticky: Like oh so many Willis films, it was worth the...

    Like oh so many Willis films, it was worth the 50p. :eyes

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Dry (as in not raining).

    Damp.

    White sky with hints of blue.
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    Sticky: Entertainment(continued): JFK got himself...

    Entertainment(continued): JFK got himself elected.

    Then Sky Arts showed some nonsense about Jimi Hendrix & Handel but it was too odd to bother with.

    Michael Caine was in "The Holcroft Covenant...
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    Sticky: That's The End of the Roads.:igmc: Nearly fell...

    That's The End of the Roads.:igmc:

    Nearly fell asleep during the Castles thing, which also ended.

    Now watching the JFK thing which has just brought up his Addison's Disease, back problems,...
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    Sticky: Tea: the last of Sunday's roast chicken with...

    Tea: the last of Sunday's roast chicken with carrots and onions, poached pears sans custard, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.

    Entertainment: "Walking Britain's Roman Roads" E6 on 5 at 19:00.
    ...
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    Sticky: Bit more potching about in the "office" finding...

    Bit more potching about in the "office" finding bits of paper to throw away with no great success.

    There's piles of tulipe that ought to go but just can't get A Round Tuit just in case a 20 year...
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    Sticky: Goodness me, I seem to have upset dooooooooooog...

    Goodness me, I seem to have upset dooooooooooog whoever or whatever that is, specifically in general. :eyes

    The rivers of water in the gutters in the road seem to have abated somewhat.

    I've put...
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    And Green Shield Stamps. What a chap. :D So...

    And Green Shield Stamps.

    What a chap. :D

    So sometime after 1958 and before decimalisation in 1971.
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    You seem to admire a clown whose finest act was...

    You seem to admire a clown whose finest act was shaking hands with everyone in a covid 19 ward & boasting about it.

    Remarkable.

    How are those sunlit uplands going?
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    How very true. Nor would she be as corrupt.

    How very true.

    Nor would she be as corrupt.
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    Sticky: Indeed. Said Toe has gone an even more...

    Indeed.

    Said Toe has gone an even more inneresting colour since this morning. :rollin:

    Yet more gel applied.

    It's now hammering down and there's rivers of water in the gutters of the road.
    ...
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    Sticky: IIRC it was about 21:00 whilst I was on the way...

    IIRC it was about 21:00 whilst I was on the way up to the bog with no shoes or socks on, and in some hithertoe undetermined way, the foot of the table leapt out and contacted my right little toe...
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    Is that the same WWII in Color that's on PBS?

    Is that the same WWII in Color that's on PBS?
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    "One". "Two". "A lot". :smokin

    "One".

    "Two".

    "A lot".

    :smokin
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: I am now the proud...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    I am now the proud possessor of a broken toe, judging by the colour it's gone. :ohwell

    Wet.

    Grey.

    Dark.
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    FOaTw.

    FOaTw.
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    Sticky: Works for me. :D That & sticking pins in my...

    Works for me. :D

    That & sticking pins in my voodoo doll of Bozo. :D

    Entertainment (continued): Massive Engineering Mistakes on Quest+1.

    Baltimore street collapse onto a railway line, the...
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    How absolutely tragic. It was all going to be...

    How absolutely tragic.

    It was all going to be the sunlit uplands and so fecking easy you just wouldn't believe it.



    On the bright side, at least he's not magick grandpa.

    Yet. :D
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