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    Assuming you're not using a scheme and are paying...

    Assuming you're not using a scheme and are paying an appropriate salary/dividend split, then you should be OK. If you're not, but understand the implications as you allude to, then you're a fool and...
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    Sticky: Mrs LM seriously considering invoking Plan C:...

    Mrs LM seriously considering invoking Plan C: complete career change for both of us. I'm not averse to it but it will involve relocation and it surprises me because she's always said that she didn't...
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    This was done back when we were predicting that...

    This was done back when we were predicting that the balance of economic power would flip to the far east. I seem to recall talk of Britain positioning itself as what Singapore is now - the financial...
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    And that's if you weren't on a higher wage, where...

    And that's if you weren't on a higher wage, where you could be dropping from 4k pay per month down to 2.5k
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    I was struggling with a clogged throat earlier....

    I was struggling with a clogged throat earlier. Coughed really hard and two wooden shoes fell out.
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    After two years, it's the expenses that have to...

    After two years, it's the expenses that have to be canned. That's an accounting issue rather than an IR35 issue.

    Part and parcel is where you're regarded as "the go-to employee" for something. If...
  7. And straight through Wuhan. ...

    And straight through Wuhan.

    https://media1.giphy.com/media/3FQxaJJkQR8U4gdzr0/200.gif
  8. Looks like it's pretty serious. Satellite images...

    Looks like it's pretty serious.
    Satellite images show Three Gorges Dam opening all floodgates | Taiwan News


    38m people evacuated: China on highest flood alert as 38m people evacuated -
    ...
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    Sounds like the finest oxymoron ever.

    Sounds like the finest oxymoron ever.
  10. Thread: Facemasks

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    New to Manchester? 50 Shades of Grey was our...

    New to Manchester? 50 Shades of Grey was our summer forecast, not mummy porn.
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    You can get a fresh copy of your degree...

    You can get a fresh copy of your degree certificate for about £25 last time I checked (client was wanted inside leg measurement, etc. in screening!) so it's not exactly the worst threat.

    The...
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    Poll: Given that PornHub Premium is free during...

    Given that PornHub Premium is free during lockdown, research suggests you can. :eek:
  13. Thread: Forcemask

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    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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    I can understand about the extra work clause -...

    I can understand about the extra work clause - I'd imagine that it's there for a few different reasons:
    To make sure that you're physically and mentally capable of doing their job to the best of...
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    Glee star Naya Rivera's body found: Naya Rivera:...

    Glee star Naya Rivera's body found: Naya Rivera: Police identify body as missing Glee star - BBC News
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    Sticky: Dull day, bit of a breeze, not too cold though.

    Dull day, bit of a breeze, not too cold though.
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    Elvis Presley's only grandson; suicide at the...

    Elvis Presley's only grandson; suicide at the mythical age of 27:

    Grandson of Elvis Presley Has Died at Age 27
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    It's cheaper than not changing it....

    It's cheaper than not changing it. #bitterexperience
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    What have Prince Andrew and Manchester City got...

    What have Prince Andrew and Manchester City got in common?
    I don't know either but he hopes it's the same lawyer!
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    It's relevant in other ways - what's best for the...

    It's relevant in other ways - what's best for the OP's limited company is to develop it on the quiet and reuse it at any new clients that would benefit from it. Why should I as a client recruit them...
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    Screen brightness can make a massive difference....

    Screen brightness can make a massive difference. I've turned mine down and now get two days out of it on normal use.
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    Just block NLUK and you'll be fine. :) Would...

    Just block NLUK and you'll be fine. :)

    Would you talking about the option to shut down the limited? Personally, I wouldn't recommend it as there is still the potential for future outside gigs.
    ...
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    I'll tackle these two points separately. In...

    I'll tackle these two points separately.

    In response to the first, I did say that there were significant criteria for this. It's a big "if" whether or not those would be met. That's not even...
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    Sticky: Morning all - had a lovely week off and that...

    Morning all - had a lovely week off and that included most of the internet too!

    Back to earth with a thud, potato cakes and a mug of tea!
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    Ironic that they point at Trump as the new Adolf...

    Ironic that they point at Trump as the new Adolf when Adolf was more into book-burning than wall-building.
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    I've been perm for over two years but I'm still...

    I've been perm for over two years but I'm still open to going back contracting in the future.
    The key is that, if there are a proliferation of Inside gigs, there need to be plenty in the north west...
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    Sticky: Lunch: half a toasted sandwich, as in the bread...

    Lunch: half a toasted sandwich, as in the bread was toasted but the contents (ham and cheese) were not. :D
  28. You cannot provide a substitute and your hours of...

    You cannot provide a substitute and your hours of work are 9 - 5. If you don't want it, someone else will.

    Dispute over.
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    Sticky: Morning all. Grey, cool drizzly day in north...

    Morning all.

    Grey, cool drizzly day in north Manchester.

    More data loads and SSIS work to extra data from a cube via MDX. Paramaterising MDX is not fun, especially when you've got four flavours...
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    Don't try and use logic with d000hg, it generally...

    Don't try and use logic with d000hg, it generally doesn't end well.
  32. Thread: Wealth tax

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    The wealthiest won't be affected barring the...

    The wealthiest won't be affected barring the extra costs of their accountants and lawyers shuffling things around for them.
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    https://media.tenor.com/images/111df1eab097df84653...

    https://media.tenor.com/images/111df1eab097df846532700726c31f7d/tenor.gif
  34. Rising civil unrest leading to people arming...

    Rising civil unrest leading to people arming themselves to protect their homes? Wow.

    In unrelated news, umbrella sales increase as rainy season approaches.

    Journalism has got weaker and weaker...
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    Thanks for sharing American news with us when...

    Thanks for sharing American news with us when discussing British Covid outbreaks. :)
  36. FTFY ;)

    FTFY ;)
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    They're in the process of doing just that near...

    They're in the process of doing just that near us. The asking prices are ridiculous for the location.
  38. Ones with car parks will be best served, they'll...

    Ones with car parks will be best served, they'll expand their beer gardens into them and block them off.
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    In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision...

    In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision a rip-off?
  40. You are quite the oddball.

    You are quite the oddball.
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  42. You get out there shopping Scooty. Those big shop...

    You get out there shopping Scooty. Those big shop windows won't lick themselves.
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    Mass hysteria wins - then gets proven to not be...

    Mass hysteria wins - then gets proven to not be the best course. Bit like footy idiots racing to wear BLM badges only to find the true politics behind them after BLM have felt empowered enough to be...
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    We know you've photoshopped the sign in, so what...

    We know you've photoshopped the sign in, so what were you doing to the poor squirrel to get that look on its face? :eek:
  45. She went to buy £20 worth of make up last week. I...

    She went to buy £20 worth of make up last week. I told her to put it back; I picked up a £5 bottle of wine and told her she'd look just as pretty.
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    "A well regulated militia being necessary to the...

    "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

    I don't scoff at that; it simply needs a lot more...
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    Whereas if you were in Russia and posted that,...

    Whereas if you were in Russia and posted that, someone would simply reply with your post count.
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    Sandwich support threads for dyslexics? Well done...

    Sandwich support threads for dyslexics? Well done CUK, I'm please to see how inclusive we can really be.
  49. Thread: Good idea?

    by LondonManc
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    The steps are obvious: Never discipline your...

    The steps are obvious:

    Never discipline your child.
    Have to spend more time with it.
    Find out you've created a monster.
    Try and discipline it. Fail.
    Anger.
    Violence.
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    Oh. I thought this was going to be a support...

    Oh. I thought this was going to be a support thread for dyslexic sandwich fans. Never mind.
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