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    Ahhh so the statement should have been more along...

    Ahhh so the statement should have been more along the lines of....
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    Good golly Jeeves, that LondonPM chappy appears...

    Good golly Jeeves, that LondonPM chappy appears to be having his ass handed to him. Run along and get one of the silver platters King George gifted my grandfather so he can have it served properly...
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    Pscont??

    Pscont??
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    Not very well it appears. What else have you done...

    Not very well it appears. What else have you done wrong that you don't know about and has cost you more than an accountant?

    Not knowing you don't have to pay yourself is a very basic gaff.....
  5. Oh the unending tedium....

    Oh the unending tedium....
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    :rollin: Excellent. EDIT.. Oh.. hang on ...

    :rollin:

    Excellent.

    EDIT.. Oh.. hang on

    Triathlon Battery Solutions
    Unit 21 Westbrook Trading Estate
    Westbrook Road
    Trafford Park
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    Excellent point!

    Excellent point!
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    Them that smelt it dealt it!!!!

    Them that smelt it dealt it!!!!
  9. IMO introduction is exactly what it says, before...

    IMO introduction is exactly what it says, before you are introduced to the company for the first time. If you've already worked there or are already known to the client for some reason then supply...
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    Nope. Cat doesn't give a crap either.

    Nope. Cat doesn't give a crap either.
  11. I am not aware of a single case where the opt...

    I am not aware of a single case where the opt in/out status has made one iota of difference in a dispute sadly.
  12. Im guessing if she's only 20 there by the time...

    Im guessing if she's only 20 there by the time shes 25 sausages won't the only rolls Greggs gave her.
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    In this day and age it certainly isn't....

    In this day and age it certainly isn't....
  14. I see LadyMuck has liked the original post so...

    I see LadyMuck has liked the original post so obviously a fan of this idea.

    She just needs to post a picture of her arse with Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester tattooed on it now.:D
  15. Exactly my first thought!!

    Exactly my first thought!!
  16. Does your contract say anything about not being...

    Does your contract say anything about not being paid unless the end client does?

    Do you have IPSE+ membership?
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    Is the OP the tedious lickspittle that was...

    Is the OP the tedious lickspittle that was complaining about being bullied on here earlier?
  18. What did your accountant say? I'm guessing if you...

    What did your accountant say? I'm guessing if you are registering for flat rate that you don't have an accountant?
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    https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incomi...

    https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article11278421.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/chilli-banana.jpg

    Have Chilli Banana (in Wilmslow)....
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    Laugh? I nearly shat myself.. Fixed your...

    Laugh? I nearly shat myself..

    Fixed your spelling error for you.
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    Isn't that kinda like having two fingers chopped...

    Isn't that kinda like having two fingers chopped off is better than your whole hand.

    Using alphabet shares, particularly when all the OP wants to use them for us to artificially minimise his tax...
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    I assume they are all from different shops....

    I assume they are all from different shops. Mentioned this to my other half and she says it's been the way as long as she remembers. Plenty of articles on it.

    The real reason you're a size 12 in...
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    That would indicate he's putting his money where...

    That would indicate he's putting his money where is mouth is and walking the talk... which he clearly isn't so it's just all hotair.
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    And before you ask.... No, changing your wife's...

    And before you ask.... No, changing your wife's holding every year to suit whatever you want to maximise is also a bad idea. And no, giving her alphabet shares insn't a good idea either.
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    Doesn't seem strange to me. Language is a blocker...

    Doesn't seem strange to me. Language is a blocker so why get someone in that will hit that bloker to some extent. Why not get someone in that bypasses that problem who is likely to be just as...
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    Indeed and it appears, for once, I seem to have...

    Indeed and it appears, for once, I seem to have made a good decision as I pumped more money in to it right at the bottom and sitting very pretty at the moment. What happens next I have no idea lol
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    Certainly not aggressive tax avoidance. Don't do...

    Certainly not aggressive tax avoidance. Don't do it.

    How is your personal tax situation a commercial issue? You've got to think a little bit.

    Just skim reading but it appears this chap was in a...
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    When you say you are new. Have you got a contract...

    When you say you are new. Have you got a contract or are you still employed?
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    Happened to me once as well. The bloke that runs...

    Happened to me once as well. The bloke that runs my payroll is a right useless tw@t. Saying that so is the HR Manager and Sales Manager etc etc
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    I've got the logitec C920 and I get black lines...

    I've got the logitec C920 and I get black lines due to the Led G10s I've got. I've ma aged to changed the refresh to 60hz which wasn't straightforward but it's not much better.
    Can't believe they...
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    Isn't starting a thread about another poster a...

    Isn't starting a thread about another poster a bannable offense?
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    Looking at the OP and first post it appears...

    Looking at the OP and first post it appears that's a yes.
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    You got your wage this month?

    You got your wage this month?
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    I once billed 8 hours for doing next to nothing.....

    I once billed 8 hours for doing next to nothing.. I say once.. I mean once a day for the last 12 years :D
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    He should, he's been on the forums for years...

    He should, he's been on the forums for years under different guises.
  36. Poll: What's the point of giving you advice.. You don't...

    What's the point of giving you advice.. You don't follow it...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/134722-advice-new-contract-no-work-do.html#post2687122
  37. Poll: FOG

    FOG
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    Yes No.

    Yes

    No.
  39. Sounds nasty... whatever that is.

    Sounds nasty... whatever that is.
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    Absolutely correct but companies offering...

    Absolutely correct but companies offering apprenticeships to all ages tend to look internally for their candidates. They've got people with a good idea of the business and are dedicated so why take a...
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    Just the fact they are finally implementing...

    Just the fact they are finally implementing something that most other outfits have had for a long time speaks volumes IMO. Just because it's shiney and new isn't always a positive thing in the...
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    No way he can be a contract PM. He has no skills...

    No way he can be a contract PM. He has no skills or experience. He's been an agent so he's got to know this surely? His entire existence was sorting people and disregarding the ones with no skills or...
  43. Called Roger??

    Called Roger??
  44. I guess it's only?me that read No Fisting on the...

    I guess it's only?me that read No Fisting on the sign?? :igmc:
  45. But but officer.. She told me to... :cry1:

    But but officer.. She told me to... :cry1:
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    Just a note... Your bank account has absolutely...

    Just a note... Your bank account has absolutely squat to do with IR35... After opening your bank account read more on IR35.
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    Happy Birthday Cojak! ...

    Happy Birthday Cojak!

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    Have they pulled their finger out? They've been...

    Have they pulled their finger out? They've been panned for many years for their poor service on here, trustpilot and many other places.

    OP.. Have a look at the other posts we have asking this...
  49. Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a...

    Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...
  50. Can't you just switch to umbrella and start the...

    Can't you just switch to umbrella and start the process immediately?
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