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  1. May affect insurance premiums if you take the...

    May affect insurance premiums if you take the points.
  2. There may be a few ways around this. 1. Client...

    There may be a few ways around this.

    1. Client forms separate company to provide its IT services that is within the definition of 'small' so contractors are outside IR35.

    2. Contractors club...
  3. More likely to be a Sparrowhawk.

    More likely to be a Sparrowhawk.
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    Put a post on CUK and see if he gets the message.

    Put a post on CUK and see if he gets the message.
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    'I never knew the chick.’

    'I never knew the chick.’
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    If you run the video at slow speed, you can see...

    If you run the video at slow speed, you can see her raise her right leg towards him as he approaches. Doesn't mean trying to push her under a bus is a good idea.
  7. Just remember when men look at porn they are...

    Just remember

    when men look at porn they are filthy inadequate beasts

    when women look at porn they are liberated sexual beings at peace with themselves

    HTH

    DA
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    Did you pay for it?

    Did you pay for it?
  9. Unhappy and unhatty.

    Unhappy and unhatty.
  10. outside looks yuppified. low cost housing ...

    outside looks yuppified.

    low cost housing


    2 bedroom flat to rent in Grenfell Tower, London, W11, W11
  11. +1

    +1
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    scope creep / fishing expeditions apparently. He...

    scope creep / fishing expeditions apparently. He could just say no.
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    Outrageous. Apart form the bit about plumbers,...

    Outrageous.

    Apart form the bit about plumbers, obviously.
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    My advice would be to complete the security check...

    My advice would be to complete the security check honestly.

    I worked in a major financial institution with someone who was made bankrupt a few years previously - he just declared it and it was not...
  15. Don't worry. Be happy.

    Don't worry. Be happy.
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    Sounds like the whole thing was a reference...

    Sounds like the whole thing was a reference fishing expedition.
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    I recall seeing something in papers a few months...

    I recall seeing something in papers a few months ago about admin problems with DART. Have a google.

    DA
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    :nopics: Try this ...

    :nopics:


    Try this


    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Imperial_eagle.jpg
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    Get one of these ...

    Get one of these
    ...
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    One per duck.

    One per duck.
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    I have always found Dec / Jan / 1st half Feb to...

    I have always found Dec / Jan / 1st half Feb to be a 'Death Zone'. Jul / Aug not great either.

    Market seems to be picking up now.

    Regards

    DA
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    "Prosecutors slowed down CCTV in case of commuter...

    "Prosecutors slowed down CCTV in case of commuter cleared of 'bizarre' sex assault on actress"

    Prosecutors slowed down CCTV in case of commuter cleared of 'bizarre' sex assault on actress -...
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    Doesn't look like an Imperial Eagle. See photo...

    Doesn't look like an Imperial Eagle. See photo below. Colouration is like a Kestrel.
    ...
  24. May be Kaputilism before too long.

    May be Kaputilism before too long.
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    Yes - but none that would be of any use to us on...

    Yes - but none that would be of any use to us on here.

    HTH
  26. Thread: Uber

    by DodgyAccountant
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    Have used them in London a few times and have...

    Have used them in London a few times and have been very good.
  27. Divorce ruling will stop husbands cheating their...

    Divorce ruling will stop husbands cheating their wives out of money - Telegraph

    Look at the comments. They will tell you all you need to know.
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    +1 (on bench)

    +1 (on bench)
  29. Plus costs of recruitment / redundancy / sex...

    Plus costs of recruitment / redundancy / sex discrimination / race discrimination / unfair dismissal
  30. Thread: Doom

    by DodgyAccountant
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    Back to money heaven - where it came from. ...

    Back to money heaven - where it came from.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6RFubNxXo
  31. Thread: Doom

    by DodgyAccountant
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    Gold up 5% in 2 weeks. I should have taken my...

    Gold up 5% in 2 weeks. I should have taken my own advice.
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    Willie Sutton rule ...

    Willie Sutton rule

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutton%27s_law
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    Maybe rise in interest rates and bond market /...

    Maybe rise in interest rates and bond market / property crash as well. Possible Euro problems.

    Could get very nasty. My guess is late September / early October.

    Gold now somewhere near cost...
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    He has declared dividends when he was under no...

    He has declared dividends when he was under no legal obligation to do so to try to stop problems in the future. Can't see how he could have done much more.
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    There are 3 different systems 1993 2003 2012...

    There are 3 different systems

    1993
    2003
    2012

    I have some experience with the 2003 version. In this, liablity will be calculated on salary. An additional liability on dividends will be...
  36. "The judge did not give Miss Wale's age in her...

    "The judge did not give Miss Wale's age in her ruling but said she had a boyfriend called Wayne."

    Not ageist but definately wayneist
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    vwdan / TykeMerc Any trouble with the DMF...

    vwdan / TykeMerc

    Any trouble with the DMF (dual mass flywheel)?
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    Poll: September / October That's my guess and what...

    September / October

    That's my guess and what I'm preparing for.
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    Pagan festival co-opted by Christianity. I'm...

    Pagan festival co-opted by Christianity. I'm with Oliver Crowell (ban it).
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    originally from I love deadlines. I like the...

    originally from

    I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

    Douglas Adams
    English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

    </pedant>
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    It's actually quite reliable - used to ride it to...

    It's actually quite reliable - used to ride it to work every day. Does need constant low level attention. Cheap insurance / no tax / no depreciation / cheap parts / 75 mpg.

    Regards

    DA
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    My current bike ...

    My current bike

    http://www.ovelhanegra.com.br/XXCentury/images/Royal-Enfield-Continental-GT-1966.jpg

    previous bikes

    mobylette moped
    BSA bantam 175
    suzuki stinger 125
    Royal Enfield...
  43. Shoot a few more brazilian electricians.

    Shoot a few more brazilian electricians.
  44. What about the ones in front making a noise?

    What about the ones in front making a noise?
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    Joey Dunlop 26 TT wins 3 in one week aged 48

    Joey Dunlop
    26 TT wins
    3 in one week aged 48
  46. In some ways I agree with you. However - IT...

    In some ways I agree with you. However

    - IT has contributed to gains in productivity which have increased wealth

    - It is possible to make a lot of money from IT and there are low barriers to...
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    'accountant' and 'flair' in the same sentence. ...

    'accountant' and 'flair' in the same sentence. Must be a first.
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    I've had this a few times and always said no. ...

    I've had this a few times and always said no. Always been offered a renewal.

    You could offer to sign a long contract - say a year. This lets them save face and feel happier you will not leave in...
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    There's only one way to pronounce dismal...

    There's only one way to pronounce

    dismal science
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    When you say remapping, does that mean the...

    When you say remapping, does that mean the ignition timing is advanced to suit the better (i.e. higher octane) fuels?

    Regards

    DA
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