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  1. They can still seek work in the EU. Hth.

    They can still seek work in the EU. Hth.
  2. You're projecting again.

    You're projecting again.
  3. If you weren't such a clueless tulipe you would...

    If you weren't such a clueless tulipe you would know about the new virus killing masks invented and being supplied by Pharm2Farm a wholly owned subsidiary of "Remote Monitored Systems Plc." LON:RMS
    ...
  4. Might I commend LON:RMS to the congregation... ...

    Might I commend LON:RMS to the congregation...

    Yes I am a shareholder but every little helps...
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  6. Thread: Bumps a daisy

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    Can we have the Fiona Fullerton version? Please?

    Can we have the Fiona Fullerton version? Please?
  7. Thread: Brexit wines

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    Russia won't have him back - he's a coward. ...

    Russia won't have him back - he's a coward. Italy might offer him refuge. Just don't let him anywhere near the Coliseum, he's not very good with stone walls.
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    I note that you're not an advocate of democracy...

    I note that you're not an advocate of democracy or duty.
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    Funny, I thought it was "billionaire"... Also,...

    Funny, I thought it was "billionaire"...

    Also, how do they know who was the father?

    Knowing who isn't I can understand but...
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    It's such a pity that he saved an ungrateful turd...

    It's such a pity that he saved an ungrateful turd such as yourself.
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    Yeah but your opinion is tulipe! IMHO

    Yeah but your opinion is tulipe!

    IMHO
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    I prefer the 19th Century version myself. YMMV

    I prefer the 19th Century version myself.

    YMMV
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    You're 'avin' a giraffe mate! My Mrs is a left...

    You're 'avin' a giraffe mate! My Mrs is a left footer, but I know all the words to "The sash my father wore"! :wink
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    Heathen! Brown sauce - Bacon Tomato Ketchup -...

    Heathen!

    Brown sauce - Bacon
    Tomato Ketchup - Sausages
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    Off you pop then!

    Off you pop then!
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    So she can now go back to Iraq - or should I say...

    So she can now go back to Iraq - or should I say back to "Hull with Sun"!
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    Do you expect the company involved to perform the...

    Do you expect the company involved to perform the task for nothing?
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    You can make wine out of them...

    You can make wine out of them...
  19. 8 Ace!

    8 Ace!
  20. The wife can do the shopping.

    The wife can do the shopping.
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    Who do we know who lives in Denmark...?

    Who do we know who lives in Denmark...?
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    Rishi Sunak - Hth.

    Rishi Sunak - Hth.
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    Shame your liver is f*cked!

    Shame your liver is f*cked!
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    It's good to see that the EU is finally learning.

    It's good to see that the EU is finally learning.
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    Vaccination doesn't stop you from contracting or...

    Vaccination doesn't stop you from contracting or spreading Covid.

    Hth.
  26. Poll: If you want immunity, eat more bats. Or...

    If you want immunity, eat more bats.

    Or something, Pangolins possibly.
  27. Thread: Project Fear

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    See? Every cloud and all that.

    See? Every cloud and all that.
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    It'll really have to go some to be as tulipe as...

    It'll really have to go some to be as tulipe as Ireland's!
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    Northern Ireland isn't a place for rules. You...

    Northern Ireland isn't a place for rules. You can make up as many as you want but good luck policing that rabble of tulipe!
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    Indeed! A few sourthern shandies catch a cold...

    Indeed!

    A few sourthern shandies catch a cold and the whole country sneezes!

    Oh well, good job I stocked up on essentials - Shotgun shells and Tins of beans to see me through the melancholy.
  31. Ask your accountant.

    Ask your accountant.
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    How much did the kid's family receive in compo? ...

    How much did the kid's family receive in compo?

    Zig - in "Plan B" mode...
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    Treat it like an Argentine invasion, sink the...

    Treat it like an Argentine invasion, sink the bastard! Fuel up the Vulcan!!!
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    What's its current course?

    What's its current course?
  35. Thank you for reading the Guardian, so the rest...

    Thank you for reading the Guardian, so the rest of us don't have to be subjected to that tulipe.

    Oh and FOAtW.
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    That's what happens (amongst other things) when...

    That's what happens (amongst other things) when you build on flood plains and reservoirs!

    #FuqUGreta - not even Mitch would!
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    https://youtu.be/8u5NgC4lZ8s Racist bastards!

    https://youtu.be/8u5NgC4lZ8s

    Racist bastards!
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    Poll: Where's the FOAtW option?

    Where's the FOAtW option?
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    Tow it to the Arabian peninsula... Or not.

    Tow it to the Arabian peninsula...

    Or not.
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    It's good enough for Jehova!

    It's good enough for Jehova!
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    A sea of red! ...

    A sea of red!

    https://istheservicedown.co.uk/status/gmail/map
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    London Tier 3 - 'ave it!

    Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
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    So much for robust networks and servers...

    So much for robust networks and servers...
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    It's because West Yorkshire coppers is fick, init?

    It's because West Yorkshire coppers is fick, init?
  45. What's the 2nd prize?

    What's the 2nd prize?
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    It's great to be amongst peers! :smokin

    It's great to be amongst peers! :smokin
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    You're not my type. Thanks though.

    You're not my type. Thanks though.
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    A 69 from a 45 year old Cougar. Gratis. Etc.

    A 69 from a 45 year old Cougar.

    Gratis. Etc.
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    Of course it's a good idea, test it on people of...

    Of course it's a good idea, test it on people of least value to society! Have you not read your communist manifesto recently?
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    Just a quick question, as well as being an expert...

    Just a quick question, as well as being an expert on modern policing strategy, are you also medically qualified?
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