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As of week 2021-2, 17 906 888 cases have been reported in the EU/EEA
As of week 2021-2, 425 618 deaths have been reported in the EU/EEA

From COVID-19 situation update for the EU/EEA,...

WTFH seems to have gone missing as well. Coincidence?

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Britain has been independent of the EU for less than a year.

I think we can safely assume that's about to change.

Someone's going to tell us to 'get a room' :wink

Because they have 'production problems', in Belgium, ironically.

If it wasn't for *that* we wouldn't have any vaccine at all. Possibly.

It's started...

EU threatens to block exports of Pfizer Covid vaccine

Is that just for Monaco?

So there's a blonde one out there - that should excite our resident squirrel-botherer :wink

The EU may be many things, but they're not stupid, and they definitely don't do charity.

Pubs etc will be among the last places to reopen. If that is July (and that's a big if) it will be 'outdoor service only' for the foreseeable. :frown

At least period properties are unlikely to be clad in something which should never have been legal and which could potentially cost you six figures to remove.

Of course the EU is a country - although they dare not admit it yet, in case 400 million people don't like the idea of permanently having an unelected government. Although it solves the problem of...

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That is such bollocks but thanks for the laugh.

I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want it.

I thought local authorities were doing their own thing. Mine is - I thought about offering my services, but it would be unpaid and I would have to pay for my DBS check. Feck that.
Also BBC local...

Yeah, right...:laugh

I bet Crapita are involved somehow.

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They don't need to be 'happy with it' they just need to be convinced that the alternative is worse. This is how the EU is going to operate going forward.

You won't get banned for that. You probably won't be allowed to watch CBeebies for a day or two though...

You're missing the point here. The EU thinks of itself as a nation state (it is in all but name in fact) and by having a diplomatic relationship with three-quarters of the world means there won't be...

Knob darts. :eek: Only in Dorset...

What about them? I don't think you're comparing 'like with like' here.

An admission that the EU is actually a nation state in-waiting? As long as the individual member states (such as they are still states) don't, there's no actual problem. We already have one...

It's in Wales, what on earth did they expect? :ohwell

On the plus side they are unlikely to have screaming young kids with them...

You're not wrong. He doesn't like criticism, does he...:wave:

Alas not something you're ever likely to be troubled with...:wink

They'd have to renegotiate the Treaty Of Utrecht*. Perhaps we could swap it for Mallorca, which might as well be a British colony.

*Look it up. It was the last time Britain gained any benefit...

I read somewhere a while back that Chinese investors were willing to pay a decent premium for a property that had never been lived in. Keeping it empty was therefore potentially more profitable than...

I wonder how many lawyers have been in touch to advise her of her legal rights to his assets. :eyes

Exactly. It's said there's no such thing as bad publicity (unless you're currently working in the marketing dept of the Trump Organisation) :wink

The operative word in that sentence: 'was'...

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Peasant! It's the other way around.

Sausages - Brown sauce (a little mustard is acceptable)
Bacon - Tomato ketchup

The End.

You'd think they would be, given that they own a substantial stake in Eurostar.

The UK is a civilised country; apologies for the inconvenience, and do feel free to feck off to somewhere that isn't.

Certainly not now. He's gone off to 'serve France' - some would argue he's been doing that for years.

Neither has imposed any laws upon the UK, nor did they ever have the power to do so.

All of you on hourly rates must be crapping yourselves...

If he is, that may go some way as to understanding why we voted to leave. Nobody has ever had the opportunity to vote him into office. Or indeed vote him out of office. Maybe we could have voted for...

It probably felt like that, but it was just me...:bluelight

What I'd like to call them is far worse. NAT thinks it's racist, and he has the hammer so he wins. You can still use anti-semitic slurs though, if that floats your boat. :eyes

He's got the morals of Mordac, and looks like one for good measure. :winker:

I'm not on Twatter - is this a wind-up? No mention of this momentous news on the Beeb or the Graun.

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As in 'he's got the horn, but he's hoping his cellmate doesn't'...?

She had better hope that if she ever goes for another job the new employer doesn't google her. That's when one can judge whether she came out of this episode 'well'.

By the looks of him, he'd probably prefer raw meat...

Even if you add them all together? :wink

Yes, that's the Boris Clause...

Since nobody's actually helped Boris with a list of parks which are closer to SW1 than Stratford, I'll start with a few:
St James's Park
Green Park
Hyde Park...