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    I used to be a long time contractor. Then I...

    I used to be a long time contractor. Then I became a successful corporate ladder climber. Then I did a little more contracting, and then decided it wasnt for me anymore and became a successful...
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    honestly I thought they were all remainders...

    honestly I thought they were all remainders having the paddies
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    yes. It’s called mass unemployment. Millennials....

    yes. It’s called mass unemployment. Millennials. **** ‘em
  4. I had and sold a load of my book shares years and...

    I had and sold a load of my book shares years and years ago. Stupid idea selling books online. Whatever happened to Amazon?
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    I have no plans to stay inside. How about...

    I have no plans to stay inside. How about teaching the youngsters to socially distance and stop packing into pubs.
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    Just up the inheritance tax and let COVID run...

    Just up the inheritance tax and let COVID run riot. Problem solved
  7. Wow, your kids are in for a treat today then...

    Wow, your kids are in for a treat today then aren;t they
  8. Yes I can do refunds for pools, but not for your...

    Yes I can do refunds for pools, but not for your pants as you've already pissed in those.
  9. Liquid grass feed will become the new Swimming...

    Liquid grass feed will become the new Swimming pools! Thanks for the tip! :-)
  10. Swimmings Pools the New Chalk the New Gloves the New Sledges.

    Well there you have it, heat wave tomorrow, sold £500 worth of swimming pools on Facebook from the front of the garden via Facebook and £5000 on Amazon.

    Lovely jubbly. This time next year Rodders,...
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    My cock weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.

    My cock weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.
  12. Spod, Spod! Is that you?

    Spod, Spod! Is that you?
  13. Thread: Ocado

    by MarillionFan
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    Yes re-opened for me as well. Ocado has some...

    Yes re-opened for me as well.

    Ocado has some great deals and is well known for Amazon flips. I know someone turning over £60,000 a month in sales from buying on Ocado using multiple accounts,...
  14. FFS. Will goverments stop making change to tax...

    FFS. Will goverments stop making change to tax things I keep taking up so I can avoid paying taxes. Chunts!
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    For ****s sake. Is there NOTHING Putin won't do...

    For ****s sake. Is there NOTHING Putin won't do for a vote......
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    I thought you'd been banned some time in 2017?!?!

    I thought you'd been banned some time in 2017?!?!
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    Ah! Is that where the Chinese got the idea for...

    Ah! Is that where the Chinese got the idea for stealing organs from the Burgers
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    I do believe it's our 21sr Anniversary tomorrow...

    I do believe it's our 21sr Anniversary tomorrow people. I forgot about the 20th, but **** it.
    I think when I checked this, the first forum was registered on the 27th July 1999, but I'll let Admin...
  19. To be fair, if I had £200m in the bank, I would...

    To be fair, if I had £200m in the bank, I would have probably smoked a tulip load of crack by now and lost my marbles as well.
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    2005! 2005! You ******* newbie, coming in...

    2005! 2005!

    You ******* newbie, coming in here as a johnny come lately and saying that the site is crap and died!

    Well Ive been here since it started in 1999, and I can tell you, it died well...
  21. Good grief. Where do you get the time! ARE NONE...

    Good grief. Where do you get the time! ARE NONE OF YOU DOING ANY WORK!!!!
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    Admin has never seen this kind of money, unless...

    Admin has never seen this kind of money, unless he knocks over the shoe box below his wifes bed where she keeps her money from her 'night' job.
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    Poll: Everyday should be Marillionfan day. Of course,...

    Everyday should be Marillionfan day. Of course, as a Facebook Admin I get to ban dozens of people every day, and then also listen to their whining messages about how they should be allowed to post on...
  24. Don’t like Masks! Ask your accountant !

    Hundreds of anti-mask activists march on London's Hyde Park wearing plague doctor costumes | Daily Mail Online

    Anti mask demonstration organised by a bloke called Simon Dolan! Oh. Our Simon Dolan....
  25. how come to test for Covid they have to stick a...

    how come to test for Covid they have to stick a swab through your nose to the back of your throat while alledgedly a single droplet can infect an entire village? Load of bollocks to me
  26. Thread: Dear AtW

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    Dear AtW

    Thank you for writing to me recently about your problems and I will be happy to reply.

    Firstly, yes it is illegal to engage in any form of sexual activity with animals, it's known as bestiality....
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    Nice one AtW. It said it was already done in...

    Nice one AtW. It said it was already done in Europe. Even with Brexit I’m fairly sure the UK is in Europe unless we’ve been pushed out to see towards Canada.

    This was aimed at Americans
  28. I made a profit of around £50k during lockdown...

    I made a profit of around £50k during lockdown selling overpriced gloves, chalk, jigsaws and tat to idiots who spent too much time buying junk on Amazon Prime
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    I don’t agree with this point. By denying it your...

    I don’t agree with this point. By denying it your complicit.

    #blacklivesmatter
    #MeToo
    #MoreWokeThanYou

    Admin please ban this poster
  30. Humans are the real virus. Sooner someone gets a...

    Humans are the real virus. Sooner someone gets a jab for mankind the better
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    I chucked it in in October and became a full time...

    I chucked it in in October and became a full time Amazon seller, making around £10k a month, which is fine by me.
  32. Was straight out to pub on Saturday. You get an...

    Was straight out to pub on Saturday. You get an allocated table, so went for an all day bender.
    Massive session, ten pints, shots, got a lap dance off the girl on the next table but her husband...
  33. I was the top poster on the first forum. :/( I...

    I was the top poster on the first forum. :/(

    I remember those bunch of caravanning bastards who invaded the site, which funnily enough kicked off our yearly holiday invasion of other sites until...
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    Not seen that one but a good ‘un What’s that...

    Not seen that one but a good ‘un

    What’s that Nat? You want an apology. First rule of CUK is never apologise you perma offended woke liberal twat. The second rule of CUK is go in harder the 2nd...
  35. It's not as good as the forum before it.

    It's not as good as the forum before it.
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    There is no comparison AtW. Ebay is not Amazon....

    There is no comparison AtW. Ebay is not Amazon. Amazon is ££££££££££. IF You understand how it works. I am making more than I do contracting.
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    You cannot use the word 'black' anymore for any...

    You cannot use the word 'black' anymore for any connotation that is considered negative. The liberal woke twats will accept anythng to do with the Tory Party or anything anti-semitic

    So Jewlisted...
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    Amazon. It's like shooting fish in a barrel! But...

    Amazon. It's like shooting fish in a barrel! But no sooner have you shot all the fish, they throw another 100 in.

    If you're the type of person who buys on Amazon because you'll get it the next...
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    They can all fook off. I did't claim a penny over...

    They can all fook off. I did't claim a penny over this pandemic from anyone. Didnt need to. Loads of idiots paid £100 each for Dettol, Hand Sanitiser, Gloves and Jigsaw puzzles.
  40. Cheeky fecker. There's no need to worry, we'll...

    Cheeky fecker.

    There's no need to worry, we'll just feed it the rubbish off Bournemouth beach after all the Brummies have been there for a weekend. Sorted
  41. Well is it going to be the pissed twats in the...

    Well is it going to be the pissed twats in the pubs, the Students and BAME supporters of BLM protesters igrnoring social distancing, the joggers and cyclists who don't get the hang of moving aside,...
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    Paddy, One day. Casual racism.

    Didn't see it. But just thought I'd share this. It's quite apt for those Liberals who seem to get offended all the time these days.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5TVLEaqqdI

    Just wondering...
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    Im looking to buy some shop properties but the...

    Im looking to buy some shop properties but the prices are still SKY high. Hopefully when everyone loses their jobs in October and the economy collapses i'll be able to jump in and clean up on the...
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    This is getting silly. So are they going to...

    This is getting silly. So are they going to rename my local next? I enjoy a good pint at The Klansman.
  45. Well yeah, no discussion if it's our one....

    Well yeah, no discussion if it's our one. antisemitic racist
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    And FINALLY it's over. £12000 in legal fees,...

    And FINALLY it's over.

    £12000 in legal fees, another £10000 to spend as we got closer to Tribunal.
    The Local authority chose a school that was the wrong fit and we've been taken to a few weeks...
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    What about the Pyramids? They were built by...

    What about the Pyramids? They were built by slaves....
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    My accountant has been manic, and shes got all...

    My accountant has been manic, and shes got all her staff working
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    I cannot believe our police killed all these...

    I cannot believe our police killed all these black people in America. Something needs to be done.
  50. Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with...

    Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with delivery for 3x what you paid. That's filthy lucre. :smokin
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