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Nah, Heimlich manoeuvre.

You don't think this tulip happens by accident do you?

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The bear necessities?

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No, the point I was making was that rest is a key recommendation for those experiencing symptoms. Running the country via skype is certainly not a recommendation. As Prime Minister one's duty remains...

Is there a right answer for you?

She's an expert, she's dealt with them all since Churchill.

Politics is a tournament of lies, don't let it bother you.

He'll be ok. Maybe he'll get the rest he should have having the past week now.

Hopefully he pulls through :smile

Must be difficult times for stalkers. Like burglers and hookers.

They all wen't home when they saw you coming.

Of course, that's what they're there for.

What upset me was none of my jokes made the final edit. :mad Here's one -

We've learned much about our friends around the world of late, for instance...

If it helps at all, we got a phone call from him on Wednesday

Yes, that's what I was meaning.

Holden - she should be expecting a 'compromat' release before the end of the year :eek :laugh

Anyway, i'm away to sit in the sun with the papers. Let's see if...

I was talking to the plumber at Sandringham a good few weeks ago who was telling me that Covid19 could be transmitted from the lungs of cadavers when they're being moved. If he was aware of that,...

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Still here old boy. Though that indigestion had me wondering at times last night.

Slanty eyes? Afraid you're very much mistaken there. That's an outdated racial term I wouldn't wish to be...

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Lamb bhuna, naan bread. 10/10

Gonna be up looking for gaviscon half the night, but its not like I need to go anywhere.

Happy Lockdown Saturday all :wave:

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I thought this was going to be another AndyW's mum thread :eyes

That and getting out of the house maybe?

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They wouldn't let MF in. He's a super spreader. Well, his gut certainly is. :happy

Morning all. According to my dementia clock, it's Thursday. So, happy Thusday :wave:

Only where it's part of the dress code.

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One is sure you get an entirely appropriate amount of respect BP.

Not when there’s thousands of ‘em

Homeschooling eh... The plural of balcony is balconies.

The german one sounds like someone being interrupted editing their Hitler rant parody. I wonder if Adolf has Coronavirus yet...

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Spillover. Thanks, I'll see if it's in the library.

Post Office? That's the first place that should be closed down. Pensioners are like moths to the PO's candle.

Good afternoon all :wave:

Probably. Once the passengers are removed from them it should be like a nice trouble free train set.

This is probably the biggest challenge to the British way of life. Even Adolf didn't shut the pubs.

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That should have been in the budget predictions thread.

3 minutes earlier FFS :ladybags:

Waddya know, it crapped out, plunged to earth and killed him

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That's a fine set of Bristols you've got there, LM.