Search Results - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Search:

Type: Posts; User: northernladyuk

Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.04 seconds.

  1. Dear twat Sorry your life's worked out so...

    Dear twat

    Sorry your life's worked out so badly.

    NLyUK
  2. There's room in your arsehole for half of CUK,...

    There's room in your arsehole for half of CUK, you cheap little assguru.
  3. Replies
    9
    Views
    340

    I keep the old man in an emergency female...

    I keep the old man in an emergency female cabinet. All offers considered.
  4. Replies
    239
    Views
    4,934

    The old man has a pegged rate of $4.

    The old man has a pegged rate of $4.
  5. Replies
    8
    Views
    193

    And you wonder why your rectum prolapsed.

    And you wonder why your rectum prolapsed.
  6. Dim would do anything for a tenner. Twice.

    Dim would do anything for a tenner. Twice.
  7. Replies
    239
    Views
    4,934

    I've rented a portacabin at Marston Airport for...

    I've rented a portacabin at Marston Airport for the old man and a couple of other contractors to nosh EU lorry drivers for Euros, food and human insulin.
  8. Replies
    239
    Views
    4,934

    The old man has an app on his phone, which will...

    The old man has an app on his phone, which will say in any one of 100+ languages:
  9. Sorry your penis extension didn't work out.

    Sorry your penis extension didn't work out.
  10. **** you, fatty. Nobody tells my prick of a...

    **** you, fatty. Nobody tells my prick of a husband he's a prick except me.
  11. His two hobbies are literally trolling the...

    His two hobbies are literally trolling the professional forums and being bummed by strangers in the end cubicle of the gents' at Wigan Wallgate. Just be grateful that you are engaged in the former,...
  12. Thread: breeze

    by northernladyuk
    Replies
    247
    Views
    51,383

    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.

    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.
  13. Thread: breeze

    by northernladyuk
    Replies
    247
    Views
    51,383

    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.

    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.
  14. Replies
    25
    Views
    1,053

    Poll: Every time a Mexican chemical tanker docks, he...

    Every time a Mexican chemical tanker docks, he thinks he's Jamie Oliver.
  15. Replies
    62
    Views
    1,484

    I'm raciest.

    I'm raciest.
  16. The old man is allowed on board dressed like...

    The old man is allowed on board dressed like that, but only if his emotional support yak is wearing a matching outfit.
  17. Replies
    10
    Views
    689

    'Going to Spilt' is the old man's way of...

    'Going to Spilt' is the old man's way of describing a dockside workplace injury that requires reconstructive colorectal surgery.
  18. Replies
    54
    Views
    5,352

    Two would be an achievement.

    Two would be an achievement.
  19. That's just the freemium site.

    That's just the freemium site.
  20. The old man is whatever you want him to be.

    The old man is whatever you want him to be.
  21. That and the photos I have of Admin's mum fisting...

    That and the photos I have of Admin's mum fisting you.
  22. Replies
    11
    Views
    1,419

    I remember that time you got a double contract....

    I remember that time you got a double contract. That nice lady doctor had never seen anything like it. 'Butchered' was the word she used.
  23. That's when the billable fun starts.

    That's when the billable fun starts.
  24. And you keep pulling over to nosh lorry drivers...

    And you keep pulling over to nosh lorry drivers for loose change.
  25. Replies
    113
    Views
    5,900

    If you want him burrowing up into you, you're...

    If you want him burrowing up into you, you're more than welcome.
  26. Replies
    14
    Views
    534

    It masks the old man's odour of the floor of the...

    It masks the old man's odour of the floor of the gents' end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate.
  27. Replies
    35
    Views
    1,831

    The old man has that written on the back of his...

    The old man has that written on the back of his elephant thong. But then he has been known to get ****ed 8 ways for one contract.
  28. Replies
    9
    Views
    933

    Not so much when you're wearing your air hostess...

    Not so much when you're wearing your air hostess uniform.
  29. Replies
    21
    Views
    1,973

    First time he has done this.

    First time he has done this.
  30. Replies
    47
    Views
    3,130

    Wise words The old man had three interviews once...

    Wise words The old man had three interviews once and he couldn't walk or tulip straight for a fortnight.
  31. Replies
    16
    Views
    657

    Poll: FTFY

    FTFY
  32. Replies
    71,764
    Views
    5,540,950

    Throat

    Throat
  33. Replies
    22
    Views
    1,588

    There's a reason why people ask you simple...

    There's a reason why people ask you simple questions.
  34. Replies
    1
    Views
    179

    Flap insurance - worth getting?

    The old man is off to Morocco for the final stage of his gender assignment surgery. If there are complications, I'm going to have the expense of hiring in a sub for the Wigan Wallgate patch. Is it...
  35. I take 7 quid and the other 3 goes directly into...

    I take 7 quid and the other 3 goes directly into repaying his hardship loan. But I keep it quiet to maintain my reputation, so hush hush please.
  36. Replies
    27
    Views
    1,108

    You'll get the child support demand through the...

    You'll get the child support demand through the post.
  37. Replies
    27
    Views
    1,108

    Are you offering?

    Are you offering?
  38. Replies
    27
    Views
    1,108

    You are descended from a long line of Wigan...

    You are descended from a long line of Wigan toilet traders.

    That will be £500.
  39. Replies
    57
    Views
    2,918

    From whose perspective? That was minimal effort.

    From whose perspective? That was minimal effort.
  40. Replies
    57
    Views
    2,918

    They're not your parents, and they're not your...

    They're not your parents, and they're not your kids.
  41. They fit snugly in concrete boots.

    They fit snugly in concrete boots.
  42. Replies
    15
    Views
    691

    What if it's DVDA?

    What if it's DVDA?
  43. Replies
    7
    Views
    472

    The old man charges a tenner supplement for vom...

    The old man charges a tenner supplement for vom sports.
  44. A nice change from your usual end cubicle at...

    A nice change from your usual end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate gents.
  45. Replies
    42
    Views
    1,980

    No he's shouldn't.

    No he's shouldn't.
  46. Replies
    11
    Views
    498

    We all know where he likes a long extension.

    We all know where he likes a long extension.
  47. Replies
    32
    Views
    2,605

    The old man put Porkies on his CV, but the agent...

    The old man put Porkies on his CV, but the agent checked out his My Space profile and saw that it was the pigporn version, so no dice.
  48. The old man went to his last year's Comic Relief...

    The old man went to his last year's Comic Relief fancy dress at work day, wearing nothing but his thong. They were just calling Security, when he explained he was dressed as a premature ejaculation,...
  49. Replies
    36
    Views
    1,864

    When did you start to suspect?

    When did you start to suspect?
  50. Replies
    6
    Views
    480

    These kinds of situation are complex and it's...

    These kinds of situation are complex and it's difficult to advise without understanding more detail - you've left it very vague. But as a warning tale, the old man was doing a desktop support gig at...
Results 1 to 50 of 500
Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4