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    Corona have changed their name to Ebola, not sure...

    Corona have changed their name to Ebola, not sure it's such a good idea...
    ...
  2. Womansplaining, much? :grin

    Womansplaining, much? :grin
  3. Brillo has a copy of "Janet leads John by the...

    Brillo has a copy of "Janet leads John by the balls and gets a free house!".
  4. Referee! Will no-one think of the *******...

    Referee! Will no-one think of the ******* ironing for **** sake?
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    You'd be better moving to the States, not because...

    You'd be better moving to the States, not because it's easier to get your paws on a .50 cal, it is, but because less people over there know you :laugh
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    How long did it take before you needed your...

    How long did it take before you needed your glasses. Or are you talking out of your arse?
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    Sticky: Glad you're Ok. Got some piccies of Worcester...

    Glad you're Ok. Got some piccies of Worcester flooding from a colleague. The Severn has burst its banks. Bridges closed...
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    What are you going to do with an FAC, eat it?

    What are you going to do with an FAC, eat it?
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    Are you feeling left out?

    Are you feeling left out?
  10. Isn't it a shame that money isn't the measure of...

    Isn't it a shame that money isn't the measure of a man and by any measure you're still found wanting?
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    Sticky: Chopping half his hand off was evidence of that,...

    Chopping half his hand off was evidence of that, Shirley?
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    Don't tell 'em your name, Pike!

    Don't tell 'em your name, Pike!
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    In your opinion.

    In your opinion.
  14. Did you miss the court case and the BBC's...

    Did you miss the court case and the BBC's response? Namely "The BBC said journalists acted in good faith and it is considering an appeal."?

    FFS, do you get your same facts from WTFH's copy of...
  15. Only it looks more likely it's going to be poor...

    Only it looks more likely it's going to be poor Fritz, doesn't it?
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    Pink eye?...

    Pink eye?
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    In my opinion, you never have.

    In my opinion, you never have.
  18. Dry your eyes mate, we're leaving the EU. How's...

    Dry your eyes mate, we're leaving the EU. How's that for a fact?
  19. Too complicated for you? I apologise.

    Too complicated for you? I apologise.
  20. How about this debacle......

    How about this debacle...

    Do you not feel that the BBC screwed that one up?
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    Your posting history would suggest otherwise.

    Your posting history would suggest otherwise.
  22. Is that a real fact or one of your made up facts?

    Is that a real fact or one of your made up facts?
  23. Thread: Asking for it

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    FFS. Any truth in the rumour that it was...

    FFS.

    Any truth in the rumour that it was Philip Schofield who killed her to take the press away from the super-injunction?
  24. You're paid what you're worth.

    You're paid what you're worth.
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    Clogs

    Clogs
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    Seems to be very effective so far... :wink

    Seems to be very effective so far... :wink
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    Nobody on here. When would we get the time,...

    Nobody on here. When would we get the time, we're always posting tulipe on an internet forum. :throw: :bang:
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    How do you know how small his cock is? Have...

    How do you know how small his cock is?

    Have you been practicing with your chat up lines?
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    Accidently pull your cock out and wank all over...

    Accidently pull your cock out and wank all over her tits.

    Failing that, open your shirt to the midriff exposing your medallion and chest hair. Just to show solidarity by exposing unnecessary...
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    It's been a while since you posted any facts. Is...

    It's been a while since you posted any facts. Is there a deep underlying reason, like you don't know of any?
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    I don't believe any of the tulipe that you post so...

    I don't believe any of the tulipe that you post so I think you might be ever so slightly wrong.
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    Danger

    Danger
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    Shame, I was hoping you'd died in a pool of your...

    Shame, I was hoping you'd died in a pool of your own snot.

    Oh well, there's always next weekend.
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    Contrails man! It's in the air all around us! ...

    Contrails man! It's in the air all around us! It's the Babylon stickin' it to us!
  35. What about Sir Cliff?

    What about Sir Cliff?
  36. As it does now, stumbling incoherently from one...

    As it does now, stumbling incoherently from one story to the next in a slightly left leaning curve avoiding where at all possible the inconvenient facts found in its path.
  37. Only by accident, allegedly.

    Only by accident, allegedly.
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    Expensive

    Expensive
  39. Shirley?

    Shirley?
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    Indeed. In that case they'll have no problem...

    Indeed. In that case they'll have no problem getting his body in the bag...
  41. OP, what does your Mrs feel about you suddenly...

    OP, what does your Mrs feel about you suddenly deciding to be working near home?

    Is it going to ****-up her routine/cramp her style/piss off the window cleaner?
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    How pissed was the bloke at the pub? If he...

    How pissed was the bloke at the pub? If he looked like he was 3 sheets to the wind then he's your local GP - I'd believe him.

    He's likely to be found very soon zipped in a bag in his own bath. ...
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    Since I found out that they upset you. Dry...

    Since I found out that they upset you.

    Dry your eyes mate.
  44. Here's a Janet and John explanation. Imagine...

    Here's a Janet and John explanation.

    Imagine you have 350 million apples, you give them to Eugene for his apple collective along with all the other members of Eugene's Collective. Eugene then...
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    Fawning

    Fawning
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    Your friend at the MoD is at best incorrect, at...

    Your friend at the MoD is at best incorrect, at worst, lying.
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    Sticky: Morning all! Little boy safely back from the...

    Morning all!

    Little boy safely back from the wilds of Lancashire, he had a fantastic time - excellent facilities at the cub camp, underfloor heating in the dorms!

    We didn't have dorms in our...
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    If the powers that be find out that you've leaked...

    If the powers that be find out that you've leaked this you're going to be found dead hanging from a tree with your throat slit. Hopefully.
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    Sticky: Wet, very windy. Time for a shower then off to...

    Wet, very windy. Time for a shower then off to collect little boy from his cub camp - always assuming they've survived the weekend!
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    Sticky: I always drop me "H's", init?

    I always drop me "H's", init?
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