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  1. Rofl

    Rofl
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    Again, no understanding. You are missing these...

    Again, no understanding. You are missing these points just to name a few.

    When the determination will be made (hint, much earlier than April)
    When you need to leave to not have your last payment...
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    You are going in to an environment where HMRC are...

    You are going in to an environment where HMRC are on the hunt for people EXACTLY like you and you want quick wins? I very much doubt you are going to get any insurance for it for a start. QDOS have...
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    You'll never be outside with that attitude. IR35...

    You'll never be outside with that attitude. IR35 is not a tickbox exercise. You have to learn what it is, understand and why it exists and then act appropriately in any given circumstances. .

    Do...
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    Bit of a wake up call all this GSK and April 2020...

    Bit of a wake up call all this GSK and April 2020 stuff then.

    Serious question though. How did we get through all the changes to the public sector and you missed the whole thing? I'm struggling to...
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    So not a newbie at all then.

    So not a newbie at all then.
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    Not sure there is a right answer to this but...

    Not sure there is a right answer to this but rather you than me. Will be interesting to see if QDOS will give you any insurance though
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    Have you spoken to your employer?

    Have you spoken to your employer?
  9. It's impossible to predict the future.

    It's impossible to predict the future.
  10. Blimey. You got 5 days for nothing out of an...

    Blimey. You got 5 days for nothing out of an agent. That's quite a result.

    But that's the only good news. Be happy with it and get on applying for new gigs as there is nothing else for you here.
    ...
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    I so need to get that in to a clients DR plan...

    I so need to get that in to a clients DR plan before I retire!!
  12. There shouldn't be any penalties but your monthly...

    There shouldn't be any penalties but your monthly payments are a yearly sum chopped down so might have to pay something extra rather than just stop monthly payments. Guess you could deem that as a...
  13. Well you learn something new every day!

    Well you learn something new every day!
  14. Why does everyone want everything dirty...

    Why does everyone want everything dirty nowadays??

    Is is some millennial term like 'sick' or summat?
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    Last night I had a problem with the app saying...

    Last night I had a problem with the app saying every posted had been deleted when trying to view them.
  16. I thi k many of the responses are taking in to...

    I thi k many of the responses are taking in to account there are tough times ahead and are factoring in some bench time rather than a like for like comparisons.
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    Beans

    Beans
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    Why anyone would sit in tub of their their own...

    Why anyone would sit in tub of their their own sweat, knob cheese and klinkers for an hour is beyond me, let alone watching a tablet while doing it.

    :ind
  19. To be fair to gooddayall he has got something of...

    To be fair to gooddayall he has got something of a point. It's arguably a bit tin hat but it's there. Statements about electric cars not giving out EMF mentioned are completely wrong though. Oddly...
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    Honestly PC. That is the biggest load of rubbish...

    Honestly PC. That is the biggest load of rubbish you've posted to date. There are many reasons there in a termination clause in there.. Most B2B contracts have them and nearly all B2C's have them.
    ...
  21. Your boss? I'd echo Lance's comment but there...

    Your boss?

    I'd echo Lance's comment but there is very little to go on admittedly. Tread carefully.

    Once this gig evaporates will there be others that will allow you to spend time with your...
  22. Why would a company tax exemption be based on...

    Why would a company tax exemption be based on your personal tax year?
  23. This can't be right in afraid. That would assume...

    This can't be right in afraid. That would assume a majority of contractors know about Ir35. As we have seen recently this is far from the case. There will be plenty of them popping up like meerkats...
  24. Anyone taking bets on this not working as...

    Anyone taking bets on this not working as expected at all?
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    Someone is gonna get some tonight!

    Someone is gonna get some tonight!
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    Looking at the pictures doing the rounds in the...

    Looking at the pictures doing the rounds in the CUK office at the moment I'd say 69.
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    Pc. Just log out and **** off will you. Tedious...

    Pc. Just log out and **** off will you. Tedious chunt. .
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    Just pick anyone. It matters not. You can...

    Just pick anyone. It matters not.

    You can always correct it when you mention it in passing next time you speak to your accountant.
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    But he's better than anyone else. They are all...

    But he's better than anyone else. They are all cocks and he isn't.

    Funny that on CUK the opposite is true.

    Odd that innit.
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    Really? Ah OK. I see.

    Really?
    Ah OK. I see.
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    Both but must admit I dont use the savings...

    Both but must admit I dont use the savings account so never checked it. I will have a look later.
  32. Yes but to be fair your client manager isn't...

    Yes but to be fair your client manager isn't normally the person to ask. If its a larger company they'll likely have a contact in supplier management or HR that deals with contractors and its more...
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    To some extent this is a decent way to act but...

    To some extent this is a decent way to act but there are valid times when this just isn't feasible and its not unprofessional to leave. If the work isn't as described, it's complete and they want to...
  34. No.

    No.
  35. For something that is getting real you've got a...

    For something that is getting real you've got a lot of reading to do... And yes, it's been covered in many many places, and not kind of. In great detail.

    These consultancy approaches were also...
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    They'll all be outside of course :eyes

    They'll all be outside of course :eyes
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    Unlikely. Clients use agencies because they don't...

    Unlikely. Clients use agencies because they don't want the hassle so why should they take him/her on direct?
  38. So you've nothing to sign that details payment...

    So you've nothing to sign that details payment terms, termination clauses and so on? So you go back to the agent and ask them for it.

    You've got to be a bit smarter than this. This is your job now
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    And you wonder why people want all the...

    And you wonder why people want all the European'ers out of the country hey.
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    Not much help but I switched over with Santander...

    Not much help but I switched over with Santander just before the weekend. First feed missed some transactions and then no feed for a couple of days. Mailed accountant and as usual, just before he...
  41. 10 seconds on google and.. Transactions in...

    10 seconds on google and..

    Transactions in foreign currencies and VAT - GOV.UK

    10 seconds searching the forums using the google search method and.....
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    It's what you put on your footie.

    It's what you put on your footie.
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    To be fair to the poster I've fallen for a scam...

    To be fair to the poster I've fallen for a scam before.

    Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to my car as I was packing shopping into the boot. They both...
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    Exactly same. Was quite a bit before 2016 though....

    Exactly same. Was quite a bit before 2016 though.

    Heard nothing and going to dead numbers is standard fare for agents. Nothing new there at all. If the number is in the jobserve ad it's just there...
  45. This ^^ We've seen plenty of threads on here...

    This ^^ We've seen plenty of threads on here where people have paid everything out with no tax money left and have been in dire straits. Nothing we can do to help them and in most cases they didn't...
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    What does a homeless person want with a seagull?

    What does a homeless person want with a seagull?
  47. I've no idea what this post is about. Am I...

    I've no idea what this post is about. Am I completely misunderstanding or have you got something fundamentally wrong about Ir35?
  48. And remember, the contract is really only as long...

    And remember, the contract is really only as long as there is work so the 3 months is pretty meaningless as well.
  49. My thoughts are this so straight forward there...

    My thoughts are this so straight forward there doesn't need to be any thought.

    Advert is meaningless, you are a 'contact'or.

    As simple as that.
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    Is that some racist term for your house staff?

    Is that some racist term for your house staff?
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