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    Sticky: I misread, my apologies!

    I misread, my apologies!
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    1.It depends on the contracts 2.It depends on...

    1.It depends on the contracts
    2.It depends on the contracts
    3.It depends on your earnings and tax code and the answer to #2
    4.It depends on the contracts

    I guess your job doesn't involve any...
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    Sticky: And where does your weather app think you are if...

    And where does your weather app think you are if the sun is out at this hour?
  4. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    It could also be done by a member of staff on a...

    It could also be done by a member of staff on a till.
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    Sticky: Bins have been trundled. Dinner was more of...

    Bins have been trundled.

    Dinner was more of that goat curry and home made paratha. We've almost done a small tub of ghee this week :eek:

    Ents was Tom Kerridge trying to save pubs and now...
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    Crikey, they'd really have to get past the bottom...

    Crikey, they'd really have to get past the bottom of the barrel for me to get awarded it
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    Sticky: Are you not your own boss? :D

    Are you not your own boss? :D
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    That was some years ago though

    That was some years ago though
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    Sticky: Isn't that one too many, or are you a proponent...

    Isn't that one too many, or are you a proponent that century's turn on the 01 rather than 00 :D
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    Sticky: You're telling me you couldn't drivel a few...

    You're telling me you couldn't drivel a few posts? You're off your game.
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    Sticky: Someone seems to have concreted in the man hole...

    Someone seems to have concreted in the man hole cover in my patio. Investigations into intermittent blockages is currently pending much chiseling.
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    Sticky: Only HWMBO has twigged (because I foolishly let...

    Only HWMBO has twigged (because I foolishly let it slip) that I'm on my own for Christmas Day. He automatically invited me up...

    I'm very much hoping no-one else spots it and tries to get me to...
  13. That is actually really funny but not for the...

    That is actually really funny but not for the reason you're probably thinking of.
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    That's what makes them compliant :rollin:

    That's what makes them compliant

    :rollin:
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    Ah good London and West Sussex are tier 2 so I'll...

    Ah good London and West Sussex are tier 2 so I'll be able to visit the parentals on the 19th
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    Sticky: I wonder if they're just taking the bits they're...

    I wonder if they're just taking the bits they're short of for another job and are craftily using your house as free storage? Although, I'd have thought those lorries they use are far more efficient...
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    Sticky: :D But it was good spot to give us a laugh.

    :D

    But it was good spot to give us a laugh.
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    Sticky: If you take smaller steps, you'll reach the 10k...

    If you take smaller steps, you'll reach the 10k daily target* in less distance :D







    *the 10k daily step target being an utterly meaningless made up value
    Watch your step: why the...
  19. How will you put names in the second post now...

    How will you put names in the second post now that I've tramped all over it?
  20. eek presents a compelling case, so I am happy to...

    eek presents a compelling case, so I am happy to concede the points
  21. That's not me! I've never looked that attractive....

    That's not me! I've never looked that attractive. More like:

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/NINTCHDBPICT000169040715-e1571857945696.jpg
  22. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    It is quite a common scam that people weigh an...

    It is quite a common scam that people weigh an expensive item on the self-service tills instead of scanning the barcode and select a cheap root vegetable.
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    Sticky: You'd think so. Apparently "reviewing the...

    You'd think so. Apparently "reviewing the requirements" means "only look at the column headed requirements".
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    Sticky: FFS. Security architect is saying that when he...

    FFS.

    Security architect is saying that when he reviewed the system requirements he never looked at the acceptance criteria so now won't sign them off even though I've been through this many, many...
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    Sticky: He's very well, thanking you kindly for asking....

    He's very well, thanking you kindly for asking. He's here, filling my freezer.

    How's SWMBO?
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    Sticky: This is a thread for potentially real...

    This is a thread for potentially real opportunities...
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    Sticky: Sounds fair :D

    Sounds fair :D
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    Sticky: One of those pitying laughs, I hope. Although...

    One of those pitying laughs, I hope. Although pity is too good for them
  29. No, they're my points!

    No, they're my points!
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    Sticky: :wave: Hello! EDIT: Just realised how...

    :wave:

    Hello!

    EDIT: Just realised how shifty that looks. Don't worry, not a proposal :eek:
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all Dry out. Looks like...

    :wave:

    Morning all

    Dry out. Looks like there's some blue sky trying to poke through the clouds. Currently 7 degrees and will only get up to 8 today. Unlikely to rain. Barometer up to 1021 mBar....
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    It's not healthy to relieve past mistakes like...

    It's not healthy to relieve past mistakes like this.

    Let it go...

    EDIT: on second thoughts, not yet, it's still funny
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    Sticky: I think I may have seen that episode of The...

    I think I may have seen that episode of The Repair Shop. I've seen rather a lot of them. Such a lovely programme.
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    As you don't know the difference between a...

    As you don't know the difference between a question and a statement, no.
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    I guess if marriage is a measure of success... ...

    I guess if marriage is a measure of success...

    How about success being measured in terms of meeting people you like spending quality time with?

    Oops, sorry, forgot this was mumsnet2
  36. If the client is refusing to engage PSC's, what...

    If the client is refusing to engage PSC's, what alternative are they proposing? Are you direct or via an agency?
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    Sticky: Hmm... is tipsy on a Weds night not cool?

    Hmm... is tipsy on a Weds night not cool?
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    Poll: Easter 2021 shindig anyone?

    Ah feck it, we all need something to look forward to / actively avoid.

    If yous guys will turn up, I will break this week's habit and organise it.

    Not exactly Easter weekend, as if we're allowed...
  39. I miss Brillo

    I miss Brillo
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    Sticky: Dinner was potato wedges and chicken wings/legs...

    Dinner was potato wedges and chicken wings/legs in spicy hot sauce.

    Finger lickin'!
  41. How many points for v8gaz?

    How many points for v8gaz?
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    Must watch Sliding Doors again

    Must watch Sliding Doors again
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    Brexit trauma coach

    Brexit trauma coach
  44. Is it a backtrack or is it a realisation that the...

    Is it a backtrack or is it a realisation that the original target was unachieveable? Would you prefer they said it will take until 2035 to get full-fibre coverage?
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    Sticky: Did you suck out her brains, like one does with a...

    Did you suck out her brains, like one does with a king prawn?
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    Sticky: Hurray! Tado is now working. They had to...

    Hurray! Tado is now working.

    They had to change something on the device configuration.
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    Sticky: Lunch was left overs from Monday's curry. I...

    Lunch was left overs from Monday's curry.

    I have moved out of my office so HWMBO can work from there this evening and the next two days. I might see if I can connect my work laptop to my new TV :D
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    I don't think there's a right or wrong length of...

    I don't think there's a right or wrong length of time to be in the same gig, although the longer you are there the harder it is to say you're not a permie.

    I tend to leave when I get bored,...
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    Definitely worth having a chat with them to...

    Definitely worth having a chat with them to understand on what basis the offer has been made and what evidence they will need to proceed.

    Also mention it to your broker and see if they can get you...
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    Oops, no. :o Swap the eek for blimey/crikey

    Oops, no. :o Swap the eek for blimey/crikey
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