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    How on earth could you not notice one of these...

    How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?

    https://i.imgur.com/XOwmuZy.jpg

    :rollin:
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  3. Thread: Yuck

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    How about a nice dress? :laugh ...

    How about a nice dress? :laugh

    https://www.plymouthart.ac.uk/images/uploads/legacy/images/CC%20Design%202.jpg
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    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue ...

    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue
    ...
  7. Thread: Sofa boom

    by ravenshaw
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    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D ...

    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D

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    Sticky: Apart from jainnode, only one other user has...

    Apart from jainnode, only one other user has consistently used "bolloks".



    Do a search, and you'll have your answer. :nerd
  9. Thread: Locusts

    by ravenshaw
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    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of...

    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of four for a whole week! :eek
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  10. Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. ...

    Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. :eek

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  11. Thread: Ocado

    by ravenshaw
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    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be...

    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be surprised when your lumpfish eggs are substituted with these:

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    :rollin:
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    Here you go - one big Dutch twat: ...

    Pictures or it didn't happen[/QUOTE]

    Here you go - one big Dutch twat:

    https://i.redd.it/zgl02fs13it31.jpg

    :D
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    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant....

    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant.

    https://i.imgur.com/rvVzqxM.jpg

    :rollin:
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  15. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: In the meantime, this will have to do: ...

    In the meantime, this will have to do:

    https://beveragedynamics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Both-COVIDS.-Single-Cans-in-Landscape-Orientation-696x522.jpg

    :cheers:
  16. Go big or go home. :laugh ...

    Go big or go home. :laugh

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  17. Enjoy your coronaburger! :puke:...

    Enjoy your coronaburger!
    :puke:
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    I'm sure you can find something at home that can...

    I'm sure you can find something at home that can be repurposed.

    https://img.mobygeek.com/crop/1200x628/2020/03/31/diy-facemasks-are-basically-useless-against-corona-6947.jpg
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    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself...

    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself | TheHill
  21. There will always be plenty of opportunities for...

    There will always be plenty of opportunities for someone with your skills. :laugh

    https://assets.amuniversal.com/8c150450a9f10130d6ea001dd8b71c47
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    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally...

    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally happening. Judgement Day is upon us. :eek:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lu4FYpohI70/UEX1mvFo5nI/AAAAAAADquo/ukRvhoGH26Q/s1600/41df9_0000733a_medium_.jpeg
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    Who could you possibly mean? :eek ...

    Who could you possibly mean? :eek


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_O60m2wj7Y
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    You have my sympathies. :laugh ...

    You have my sympathies. :laugh

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  25. Thread: Ocado

    by ravenshaw
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    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled...

    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled enough to manouevre his Mercedes around obstacles like walls and trees. :laugh
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    :rollin:
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    Meanwhile, in America, California State...

    Meanwhile, in America, California State University students must take an ethnic studies or social justice class to graduate - CNN



    :facepalm:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Here ya go... :happy ...

    Here ya go... :happy
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    Seems like you're keeping track too, AtW! :laugh...

    Seems like you're keeping track too, AtW! :laugh

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/129903-5000-emranio-gillingham-jilly-gricerboy-hugewhale-malcolm-buggeridge-martin-sc.html
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    Yes, something like that. Hopefully, the mods...

    Yes, something like that. Hopefully, the mods will consider this observation, as well as all the previous evidence, and do the needful.
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Dullest sockie ever[/QUOTE]
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Inneresting. :eyes They must have remembered...

    Inneresting. :eyes
    They must have remembered you from three years ago. :winker:
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  40. :yay: Capt Sir Tom Moore to be knighted by...

    :yay:

    Capt Sir Tom Moore to be knighted by Queen in personal ceremony - BBC News
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    Inneresting.
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    Here's the answer! :laugh ...

    Here's the answer! :laugh

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    https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Many-Guinea-Pigs-Plane/dp/1250123682
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    In the process of negotiating a new trade deal...

    In the process of negotiating a new trade deal with the US, Boris Johnson demonstrates to Donald Trump who's on top.
  45. Thread: For AtW

    by ravenshaw
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    For AtW

    Woman Becomes Unlikely Mom To Group Of Wild Baby Squirrels - The Dodo



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  46. “Local hero saves family from certain death with her norks out!”

    Topless hero Jessica saves family from drowning in Cornwall - Cornwall Live
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    Very inneresting. :eyes

    Very inneresting. :eyes
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    Perhaps something like this would be more in your...

    Perhaps something like this would be more in your price range:

    https://fastly.4sqi.net/img/general/width960/73316096_lAHoj15JJ4OdNYk4b874d77zBMEnYngurD1nmYlSpkE.jpg
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    Once again, most inneresting. :eyes

    Once again, most inneresting. :eyes
  50. Thread: Tulsa rally

    by ravenshaw
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    No there weren't! :rollin: ...

    No there weren't! :rollin:

    https://politicalpunchline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/trump-crowd-sharpie.png
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