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  1. Thread: Serverless

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    Same with Amazon and Google cloud... you know...

    Same with Amazon and Google cloud... you know which geo region your data sits in.
  2. Thread: Serverless

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    No, you are coding for a specific runtime.

    No, you are coding for a specific runtime.
  3. Thread: Serverless

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    Serverless providers tell you in advance which...

    Serverless providers tell you in advance which stack and what version they support. E.g.

    https://docs.microsoft.com/en-gb/azure/azure-functions/
    ...
  4. Thread: Serverless

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    I'd say it's the writing on the wall for a lot of...

    I'd say it's the writing on the wall for a lot of Ops/DevOps.
  5. Thread: Serverless

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    Serverless is model in which you only pay for the...

    Serverless is model in which you only pay for the CPU time spent running your code, e.g. the CPU time to return a response to a request. You still have to pay for data storage and transfer, but you...
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    Make sure you serve it with a cup of Britanico...

    Make sure you serve it with a cup of Britanico
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    Doing overtime while thinking of doing the...

    Doing overtime while thinking of doing the neighbour.
  8. I heard that Antarctica is warming up to the...

    I heard that Antarctica is warming up to the idea...
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    Not gonna happen, I stopped donating to all...

    Not gonna happen, I stopped donating to all British causes since the last year's referendum.
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    According to my Polish colleagues when Poland did...

    According to my Polish colleagues when Poland did take a few immigrants it ended up in a bit of embarrassment... the immigrants packed their bags and left for Germany.
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    Four Europeans from our 20-strong team have...

    Four Europeans from our 20-strong team have already left. The remaining ones keep quiet when we ask them about extensions. We see a steady influx of Asians... when we talk to them they say they want...
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    Or you could install FreeBSD and follow this...

    Or you could install FreeBSD and follow this tutorial. Text mode is not that scary...
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    Brexit: Tory MP Leadsom says broadcasters should...

    Brexit: Tory MP Leadsom says broadcasters should be patriotic
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    Get another contract asap and leave. When the...

    Get another contract asap and leave. When the current clientco asks why, you tell them and walk away.

    I had to deal with a male version of an asshole who instead of helping the team was treating...
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    Ask Brillo. He's in charge of HR over there.

    Ask Brillo. He's in charge of HR over there.
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    It will be a successful failure.

    It will be a successful failure.
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    She'll start with a list. Amber Rudd will make...

    She'll start with a list. Amber Rudd will make sure the list is not encrypted.
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    He's trying to be polite. Would you rather he...

    He's trying to be polite. Would you rather he told the British Prime Minister to **** off and called the other EU member states to ask resident Brits to register and state their plans for the future?...
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    I just find it hilarious and worrying that the...

    I just find it hilarious and worrying that the government that does not intend to tell people what they are planning to do with them wants those very people to tell it what they are planning to do......
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    It always begins with a list

    Register! ... so you can be among the first to be told to leave?

    It always begins with a list... doesn't it?
  21. Thread: Width

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    Alternatively... park your house inside your car.

    Alternatively... park your house inside your car.
  22. Thread: Width

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    Drive it sideways, it's narrower that way ;-)

    Drive it sideways, it's narrower that way ;-)
  23. So, you wanted a "waitress puller" convertible,...

    So, you wanted a "waitress puller" convertible, but wife wanted a Ranger and you "compromised" for this thing? It does look like a sofa ;-)
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    And the electricity used to charge your car comes...

    And the electricity used to charge your car comes from the fairies' bottoms, of course.
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    Or Poland will pay. The EU will probably reduce...

    Or Poland will pay. The EU will probably reduce subsidies by 250,000 Euro per refugee not accepted by Poland.
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    And banks...

    And banks...
  27. Welcome to the lives of EU nationals since the...

    Welcome to the lives of EU nationals since the referendum. It's not going to get better.
  28. If the non-British EU nationals on our team left...

    If the non-British EU nationals on our team left there would be a lot of British managers left to manage... 1 British dev and 2 ops... Considering the fact how important our project is to the FS in...
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    Poll: Mr Potato Head

    Mr Potato Head
  30. There is no need for that. Whoever wins, Labour...

    There is no need for that. Whoever wins, Labour or Tories, will continue with Brexit.
  31. With Brexit as an icing on the cake.

    With Brexit as an icing on the cake.
  32. There is no watering down of Brexit. 52% of...

    There is no watering down of Brexit. 52% of voters wanted it, so it's happening. Even Labour want it to happen, so it doesn't matter who wins.
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    If there was no plan why did people vote? What...

    If there was no plan why did people vote? What does it tell us about the 52%-ers?
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    And who do we thank for that? No need to...

    And who do we thank for that?



    No need to rush things, is there? First we have the summer holidays, then the elections in Germany, then the Conservative Party Conference... and then it will be...
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    The best Brexit you can get...

    EU threatens year-long delay in Brexit talks over UK's negotiating stance

    If the PM thought only she can waste time, she's in for a surprise...
  36. Just go. Thanks for nothing.

    Just go. Thanks for nothing.
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    It's already been done and I hate it. Will not be...

    It's already been done and I hate it. Will not be doing it again. Pointless.
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    So long. Don't write back.

    So long. Don't write back.
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    They will do it anyway. Anything to be on the...

    They will do it anyway. Anything to be on the telly.
  40. It is. Tax evasion isn't.

    It is. Tax evasion isn't.
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    Agreed. PSD2 is something that will change the FS...

    Agreed. PSD2 is something that will change the FS industry, but I would advise anyone who is thinking of using the new APIs to carefully read the legislation and get in touch with OpenBanking.org.uk...
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    That would result in a huge transfer of power and...

    That would result in a huge transfer of power and money from men to women in all religious groups. Some men don't want that.
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    The Amish aren't immune to child abuse...

    The Amish aren't immune to child abuse.
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    That would mean banning Jewish halakha courts as...

    That would mean banning Jewish halakha courts as well... which could be problematic, unless we finally accept that religion is bulltulip and ban it all for good.
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    a) their military equipment comes from the USA; I...

    a) their military equipment comes from the USA; I bet it comes with a kill switch controlled by Washington. Any war with the Saudis would be a quick win;

    b) military action is unnecessary, SA...
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    OK, but if the fairies tell them to treat half of...

    OK, but if the fairies tell them to treat half of the world's population (women) like crap and suggest they kill those who don't believe in the same fairies, then the believers need to stop believing...
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    I don't think anyone on this forum has any...

    I don't think anyone on this forum has any information on the planned terrorist activities in London or the UK for that matter. You must decide for yourself. Most of Londoners will carry on as usual....
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    Nobody wants a lynch mob delivering "justice"....

    Nobody wants a lynch mob delivering "justice". Riots anyone? That's why certain things are being suppressed.

    Yes, the reports suggest that the perpetrators were using Islam to justify their...
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    or accountants... bankers... lawyers... ;-) If...

    or accountants... bankers... lawyers... ;-)

    If the rate is good, work for them, but don't put your own money into their accounts.
  50. MetroBank might be another alternative.

    MetroBank might be another alternative.
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