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  1. Last time looked Greece did not have the world...

    Last time looked Greece did not have the world reserve currency.
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    He will be getting his APN back. Anything to...

    He will be getting his APN back. Anything to bring HMRC a peg or two down is good. Until LCJ really puts the boot in.

    LM is better on threads about car mechanics than tax.....
  3. My butler is not going to be pleased at his...

    My butler is not going to be pleased at his salary being halved.
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    death penalty for thieves...

    ... who steal number plates from battered old cars.

    No sign of crime use yet - I expect a flood of letters from tfl etc. soon.

    All instances of my number plate will get pulled over by ANPR over...
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    Wayne Rooney, Jimmy Carr and other stars win...

    Wayne Rooney, Jimmy Carr and other stars win GBP263m HMRC battle
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    Happiness is a false state. To know happiness,...

    Happiness is a false state. To know happiness, you must know sadness.

    I prefer contentment.
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    If there was going to be Eurozone trouble, it...

    If there was going to be Eurozone trouble, it would have been 2012.
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    Sticky: It almost sounds worth watching! You should be...

    It almost sounds worth watching! You should be the official narrator.....
  9. Since HMRC do not target the promoters, there is...

    Since HMRC do not target the promoters, there is plenty of incentive to create schemes.

    And some of them are very convincing liars.
  10. We can hope. But plenty of contractors thought...

    We can hope. But plenty of contractors thought they were using an umbrella ending up using a loan scheme.
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    Poll: That only happens after you turn up - anything to...

    That only happens after you turn up - anything to avoid talking to you.
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    Sticky: He seems to have hit the news. I think I saw...

    He seems to have hit the news.

    I think I saw in with something with Martin Shaw. I think he plays some difficult roles that not many actors would want to be associated with.
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    I was wondering why you got banned from WH...

    I was wondering why you got banned from WH Smith....
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    Any Maths not HMRC strong point either. Loan...

    Any Maths not HMRC strong point either.

    Loan charge under review: The 20-year retroactive tax policy pushing IT contractors to the brink

    HMRC, meanwhile, maintains that the average settlement...
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    Grrr - damned mods trying to cheese me off again....

    Grrr - damned mods trying to cheese me off again. Reminds me of the time I was on 100k and some mod knocked me back to 99,999.....
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    Try looking at post count and reputation....

    Try looking at post count and reputation....
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    37521

    37521
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    Try to remember they are on our side.

    Try to remember they are on our side.
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    Only those who attend the socials get to find...

    Only those who attend the socials get to find that out.....
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    Well?

    Well?
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    Poll: :yay: Premier Inn is where my butler is...

    :yay:

    Premier Inn is where my butler is staying....
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    37517

    37517
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    Underpaid and overworked HMRC staff

    from Phil Manley on LinkedIn: "Interesting document leaked from underpaid and overworked HMRC staff.
    Some shocking points within.

    https://lnkd.in/gsJX79C"

    direct link Jim Harra's blog.pdf -...
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    Sticky: I was hoping for a good day today following the...

    I was hoping for a good day today following the banning incident yesterday. 1 month free of the obnoxious idiot.

    My good mood has now evaporated. As the ban was reversed. Quite astonishing. How...
  25. She said you were even more obnoxious, boring and...

    She said you were even more obnoxious, boring and dull than me. She has written to the pope suggesting a sainthood for your good wife.....
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    Not really extraordinary. About par for the...

    Not really extraordinary. About par for the course. Luckily the plebs don't think.
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    I think most of the population will be asking...

    I think most of the population will be asking "how much faster can I download p0rn"....

    All we need now is for football to be be broadcast for free.
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    Indeed - I too can remember when it was called...

    Indeed - I too can remember when it was called VD....
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    Showing anyone pictures of naked bodies proves...

    Showing anyone pictures of naked bodies proves nothing. It can just remind people of sex.

    I suppose it was "expert" "scientists" who devised this study.

    Dare I ask why there was a nekkid man?...
  30. Like your accountant....

    Like your accountant....
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    The other 5% have yet to meet you....

    The other 5% have yet to meet you....
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    Admin prefers £50 notes in a brown envelope. ...

    Admin prefers £50 notes in a brown envelope.

    Least strange person on here? Thats like having the least virulent STD.....
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    Sticky: I tried that with mrs-bp once. She assured me...

    I tried that with mrs-bp once. She assured me that PG tips do a wee flavoured tea bag. Though I have never seen one in the shops? :confused:
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    How much have you bribed admin?

    How much have you bribed admin?
  35. ex-mrs-bp? Plenty of those....

    ex-mrs-bp? Plenty of those....
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    Indeed. Plus pension.

    Indeed. Plus pension.
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    Sticky: :yay: So you start December? Just in time for...

    :yay:

    So you start December? Just in time for the party season.....
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    Its a fair cop guv. I thought going into...

    Its a fair cop guv.



    I thought going into the RWC that Wales were the strongest team in the world. And they did amazing well against France - they were not playing their best but still won.
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    Its true. If you have a time machine and go back...

    Its true. If you have a time machine and go back 8 years.

    Since then the award has been won by NLUK's accountant...
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    Personally I was supporting Wales in the battle...

    Personally I was supporting Wales in the battle of 3rd place.

    I am not going to sink to the level of the Welsh.....
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    Whooosssshhhhh. That was the sound of irony going...

    Whooosssshhhhh. That was the sound of irony going over your head......
  42. Why get an electric car to save the planet?

    Growing demand for SUVs 'could negate electric car benefits' | Environment | The Guardian

    Not much point unless SUVs are banned?
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    Sticky: Why doesn't DS do that? :confused:

    Why doesn't DS do that? :confused:
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    MrsBP is a bit bi-sexual. A few times she has...

    MrsBP is a bit bi-sexual. A few times she has bought another lady along for some shannigans. In one case a 20 year old!

    The shannigans were fantastic. Once they got started. These women will chat...
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    Maybe I was gay. And you turned me straight.......

    Maybe I was gay. And you turned me straight.......
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    Why? :confused:

    Why? :confused:
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    Yes I have the same disinterest. Though two...

    Yes I have the same disinterest.

    Though two ladies together, I want to know it all! :rolleyes:
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    I can agree with all that. Since you used the...

    I can agree with all that. Since you used the word "should" rather than "wont".

    There have been cases where HMRC have come after more. They should not have done so. But they did.
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    Sticky: Been quite alot in Snowden for a while.

    Been quite alot in Snowden for a while.
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    Sticky: Century :yay: And :puke: to the post. And :eek:

    Century :yay:

    And :puke: to the post. And :eek:
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