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    And they would prefer a return to pre-decimal...

    And they would prefer a return to pre-decimal currency.

    Though I think the Chinese argument is partially valid - the Chinese will need to take part too.
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    Sticky: I thought of WTFH as I lay sprawled on the floor...

    I thought of WTFH as I lay sprawled on the floor after being shot while cycling.....
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    I vote AndyW! :tumble:

    I vote AndyW!

    :tumble:
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    Indeed. If(when?) the deal is rejected by...

    Indeed. If(when?) the deal is rejected by parliament on Saturday, expect an extension to be offered upon receipt of the BoJo letter.

    Its a smart move of JUncker to help BoJo. Very smart.
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    Plastic bags - are they that bad?

    How plastic bags were supposed to help save the planet - BBC News

    "To be as environmentally friendly as a single plastic bag that is being recycled, a paper bag needs to be used at least 3 times...
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    Sticky: Amusingly CUK may be dragged into certain...

    Amusingly CUK may be dragged into certain libelous comments made by certain posters about certain other posters. I virtually begged admin to talk about this. And I am trying hard to convince the...
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    Sticky: :wave: Currently I am very heavily involved in...

    :wave:

    Currently I am very heavily involved in the loan charge justice thingy(see scheme enquiries forum).

    I think 7 suicides is enough.....
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    So if any members of the ERG(or any other Tories)...

    So if any members of the ERG(or any other Tories) do not vote for Boris's deal, will they be thrown out of the Tory party?
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    Poll: Of course it was your fault! You are married....

    Of course it was your fault! You are married....
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    Mrs bp asked why they don't just leave protesters...

    Mrs bp asked why they don't just leave protesters where they are when they superglue themselves to buildings.

    That was after she asked why I have not finished the washing up yet....
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    Jesus was a fairy? Hopefully this will make the...

    Jesus was a fairy? Hopefully this will make the church drop its anti-gay stance.

    :tumble:
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    They should have worn superhero outfits.

    They should have worn superhero outfits.
  13. I suppose it might knock B****t off the top of...

    I suppose it might knock B****t off the top of the news sites. For 10 minutes.
  14. No this is a common law case not a tax one. It...

    No this is a common law case not a tax one. It sends Mel Stride to jail(among others), costs less than a 10th of a tax case and its done within months rather than years...
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    Poll: If you want to see NLyUK in her natural habitat,...

    If you want to see NLyUK in her natural habitat, what do you expect?
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    Then it would have been "greatest deal on earth"....

    Then it would have been "greatest deal on earth". I bet it is close to May's deal that will turn the UK into a vassal state.

    Could we call it the surrender deal? Then send BoJo to the tower.....
  17. Thread: Tw*T

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    My wife has done this for both our disabled...

    My wife has done this for both our disabled children - says it is a PITA. Very long form, took ages. In fact she wondered how the average thicko manages this.

    Maybe that is why assguru does not...
  18. Just how hard can nuclear be? I might send one...

    Just how hard can nuclear be?

    I might send one of my ex-wives along for the gig.
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    Poll: :yay: At the moment I have a table for 10. I...

    :yay:

    At the moment I have a table for 10. I think I might have to increase this.
  20. loan charge justice - misfeasance in office

    This is going to be a big one. NTRT wanted to wanted to do this but did not have the cash.

    HOME | Loancharge

    This should help people fighting the IR35 2020 changes too.
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    So much like WG then? :rolleyes:

    So much like WG then? :rolleyes:
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    Poll: So decided if you will attend yet?

    So decided if you will attend yet?
  23. Ahhh! Still it could have been worse. They...

    Ahhh!

    Still it could have been worse. They could have got some grammar wrong.....
  24. I know Mudskipper is a nice young lady. Has she...

    I know Mudskipper is a nice young lady. Has she branched out into agency now?

    Maybe if there is a meeting with PC she could sent her assistant. NLyUK....
  25. Do you regale them with stories about the...

    Do you regale them with stories about the Glastonbury toilets?
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    Was the application refused because he was out of...

    Was the application refused because he was out of time like for the Huitson UTTT? :rolleyes:
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    Sticky: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/11A0A/...

    https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/11A0A/production/_109220227_body_yongqing-bao.jpg

    Is that WTFH on the left?
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    Personally I am waiting for a stop HMRC group. ...

    Personally I am waiting for a stop HMRC group.

    I hear there is one coming soon, being spearheaded by Loan Chargers. But will move on to embrace IR35 and DTA.
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    I work with a Scottish chap with a very...

    I work with a Scottish chap with a very pronounced Scottish accent. So pronounced it makes him more understandable than most of the English.

    To be fair, hardly any English here. Its awesome...
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    He only became mod after singing outside admins...

    He only became mod after singing outside admins house until he got promoted. It was halfway through the first verse of "Im too sexy" when admin caved in.....
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    Since BoJo lost his majority no-one cares about...

    Since BoJo lost his majority no-one cares about the DUP any more.
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    Sticky: At least you still have some. Life goes on...

    At least you still have some.

    Life goes on long after the thrill of living has gone. John Mellencamp.
  33. Shall I upgrade to the wail? :eyes

    Shall I upgrade to the wail? :eyes
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
  35. Thread: Petitions

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    I can go for pity! More attention the better.....

    I can go for pity! More attention the better.....
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    Was the role as a pub singer? I would pay you...

    Was the role as a pub singer?

    I would pay you £200 per hour. Not to sing.....
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  38. I still believe there be no deal. BoJo will write...

    I still believe there be no deal. BoJo will write for extension and EU will offer it. Then GE based on Boris saying its people versus parliament - I did my best.

    There again, I never believed the...
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: Century drivel ;)

    Century drivel ;)
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    Sticky: I just went to Liverpool Street Tesco. Sign on...

    I just went to Liverpool Street Tesco. Sign on the subway says "if he talk to you, do not harden your hearts. The bible tells us so".

    Well lets assume for a moment that "he" is God as opposed to,...
  42. :emb Please tell me when I am supposed to take...

    :emb

    Please tell me when I am supposed to take Brexit seriously....
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    That gives a message "Request has expired"

    That gives a message "Request has expired"
  44. Thread: Petitions

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    Rest assured, I will soon have given more...

    Rest assured, I will soon have given more dislikes than anyone.....
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    Indeed. At one time web links on CUK to the site...

    Indeed. At one time web links on CUK to the site wewre replaced with "notausefulsite".
  46. Thread: Petitions

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    When is the CUK dislike button being implemented?

    When is the CUK dislike button being implemented?
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    Graphs. To be fair, his charting skills are...

    Graphs. To be fair, his charting skills are awesome.
  48. I hope not. But HMRC have form in this area.

    I hope not. But HMRC have form in this area.
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    Thats fine. You can each communicate with each...

    Thats fine. You can each communicate with each other in English.

    HTH
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    I am more confident than BB. Furthermore I...

    I am more confident than BB.

    Furthermore I hate provoking wasps nests. Best to let sleeping dung hills lie and all that.

    IMO. IANAL. IANAA.
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