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    18 months in the same roll is too long ...

    18 months in the same roll is too long

    https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/mouldy-and-rotten-old-ham-roll-picture-id475034318
  2. And the usual issues with queues of trucks. ...

    And the usual issues with queues of trucks.


    https://www.kentonline.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/Q4C94MJJ55B0MV2G1TV0.jpg
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    Rule one; anyone disobeying an order will be...

    Rule one; anyone disobeying an order will be shot.
    Rule two. See rule one
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    Supervisor Lidl £25,000

    Supervisor Lidl £25,000
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    Just checked, anytime single 2nd Class from my...

    Just checked, anytime single 2nd Class from my home city to London works out £1.10 per mile.
  6. You can be next Baron Alexi, of Hagley Road West...

    You can be next Baron Alexi, of Hagley Road West in Birmingham and of Norilsk in Krasnoyarsk Krai region of the Russian Federation.
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    All a bit misleading, the first one is not a...

    All a bit misleading, the first one is not a deportation but a voluntary repatriation.
    I read the Swedish version, it's not about human rights but acquired residency rights in Sweden.
    Deportation...
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    Any suggestions for what excuse BoJo will make...

    Any suggestions for what excuse BoJo will make for the infection spike in January
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    What an awful website.

    What an awful website.
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    https://i1.wp.com/bekahbrunstetter.com/wp-content/...

    https://i1.wp.com/bekahbrunstetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8b37d-bearded_baby.jpg?ssl=1
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    2000 + asylum seekers lied about their age

    Most shocking is how bearded wrinkly alleged 15 year olds were placed with families and bonafide kids and sent to school.

    More than 2,000 asylum seekers have lied about being children | Metro News
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    https://youtu.be/cCim90WO1-4

    https://youtu.be/cCim90WO1-4
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    Covid rules disregarded

    There seems to be a pattern here

    Covid rules 'disregarded' as Swale becomes worst-hit area

    Covid rules '''disregarded''' as Swale becomes worst-hit area - BBC News


    EU Referendum local...
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    :tumble:

    :tumble:
  15. Yes, Brexit keeps on giving. New container...

    Yes, Brexit keeps on giving.

    New container route from Ireland to Dunkirk, bypassing the UK

    New container route from Ireland to Dunkirk, bypassing the UK - EU Reporter
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    Is the collection via PayPal?

    Is the collection via PayPal?
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    There was an opera singer who only made a tenor...

    There was an opera singer who only made a tenor last week
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    However, there are stiff penalties for...

    However, there are stiff penalties for non-compliance.
  19. Thread: DOOM: Birmingham

    by Paddy
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    Move your business to a nicer city.

    Move your business to a nicer city.
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    Not another flat Earther.

    Not another flat Earther.
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    There was an issue but someone nailed it.

    There was an issue but someone nailed it.
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    Let's not forget that Jesus did not preach in...

    Let's not forget that Jesus did not preach in churches, temples and synagogues.
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    That's in the west country, they are potato...

    That's in the west country, they are potato pealing inbreeds
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    obviously you bought an e-scooter

    obviously you bought an e-scooter
  25. Thread: One for minnie

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    BoJo is only now realising that Brexit has given...

    BoJo is only now realising that Brexit has given the final push to NI and Scotland to leave the union. When they do, Wales will want more autonomy and they will get it. BoJo prevented the EU from...
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    Does this explain my growing sausage?

    Does this explain my growing sausage?
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    Nowhere else to post this, but I found this very...

    Nowhere else to post this, but I found this very funny


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZIlyTGT8i8
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    Covid: Pizza worker'''s '''lie''' forced South...

    Covid: Pizza worker'''s '''lie''' forced South Australia lockdown - BBC News
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    Correct, but if you a "working" for a client co,...

    Correct, but if you a "working" for a client co, you can't just pay dividends, you must have some form of PAYE
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    + Arrogance + Stupidity

    + Arrogance
    + Stupidity
  31. Thread: Cipher Command

    by Paddy
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    Stack overflow Blue screen

    Stack overflow
    Blue screen
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    Janet and John go contracting. John starts up a...

    Janet and John go contracting.
    John starts up a limited company and makes himself director.
    Janet says, did you know that you are now an employee of your limited company because your limited...
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    As an employee of a limited company, you are...

    As an employee of a limited company, you are entitled to redundancy money. It's worth seeing a really good accountant.
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    BoJo and Trump are very similar Bullying...

    BoJo and Trump are very similar


    Bullying inquiry head quits as PM backs Patel - BBC News

    Bullying inquiry head quits as PM backs Patel
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    Supermarkets are a risk but most supermarkets...

    Supermarkets are a risk but most supermarkets have very good ventilation and if one is sensible, then it's a quick in and out job using a mask and sanitiser; not much risk there. Covid victims are...
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    Point of order. The Headline states "Supermarkets...

    Point of order. The Headline states "Supermarkets most common exposure setting for catching coronavirus in England, latest data suggests" and not "the most popular place to catch Covid" as the right...
  37. Thread: COVID symptoms

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    He died in 1987, in Spandau Prison, Berlin

    He died in 1987, in Spandau Prison, Berlin
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    As is winning the war in Iraq, Libya, Serbia etc...

    As is winning the war in Iraq, Libya, Serbia etc and running away from the Turkish invasion of Cyprus...
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    What a load of bollox. Many so-called war...

    What a load of bollox. Many so-called war inventions were well under way prior to WW2. Furthermore, no invention is worth the death and destruction of war. The only people to gain are the heads of...
  40. Thread: COVID symptoms

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    No, he has his own tracking App Official NORAD...

    No, he has his own tracking App

    Official NORAD Santa Tracker

    https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/12/23/12/santa-claus.jpg?w968
  41. Yes, you are partly right Capital punishment...

    Yes, you are partly right

    Capital punishment in China - Wikipedia
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    Nicer than saying fishermoan

    Nicer than saying fishermoan
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    I was going to say something similar, I do...

    I was going to say something similar, I do remember this from my school days that cattle and sheep do not graze the same hence why there are sheep on the Welsh hills etc etc. I am surprised at DEFRA...
  44. In China, they would be hanged for such...

    In China, they would be hanged for such corruption.
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    She will have to make do with whatever she can...

    She will have to make do with whatever she can get after 31 Dec 2020
  46. Thread: Good Law Project

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    The question arises, when will the media call...

    The question arises, when will the media call this corruption?
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    They now need to get rid of stuff quickly. There...

    They now need to get rid of stuff quickly. There will be a large apple turnover.
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    This is a very British attribute; it's jobs for...

    This is a very British attribute; it's jobs for the boys and girls, it's not what you know but who you know. Clueless people are put in top positions in both government and commercial and a gret...
  49. HMG pays Jewellery designer £21,000,000 as go-between for PPE

    HMG pays Jewellery designer £21,000,000 as go-between for PPE



    Go-between paid GBP21m in taxpayer funds for NHS PPE - BBC News
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    I wonder how long the sensors will last ...

    I wonder how long the sensors will last

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