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    Jihad

    Jihad
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    Adore

    Adore
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    You're stupid.

    You're stupid.
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    Chapel

    Chapel
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    Arse

    Arse
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    Moi?

    Moi?
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    Rigid

    Rigid
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    Ketchup for Sausages, Brown sauce for Bacon - FTW!

    Ketchup for Sausages, Brown sauce for Bacon - FTW!
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    Skegness, it's tulipe!

    Skegness, it's tulipe!
  10. Closely followed by a shopping trip to Paris.

    Closely followed by a shopping trip to Paris.
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    Moveable

    Moveable
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    Found it.

    Found it.
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    Nothing at all.

    Nothing at all.
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    tulips

    tulips
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    Indecent

    Indecent
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    Stop digging.

    Stop digging.
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    Ski

    Ski
  18. Cheers.

    Cheers.
  19. Sorry but I just had to fix that. Scoots, you...

    Sorry but I just had to fix that.

    Scoots, you failed, you're fired.
  20. The engine wasn't on fire until the missile hit...

    The engine wasn't on fire until the missile hit it!
  21. Another one that you'd lose. You're not very...

    Another one that you'd lose. You're not very good at this, are you?
  22. Thread: House prices

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    Smuggle in 4500 sweatshop workers. A couple of...

    Smuggle in 4500 sweatshop workers. A couple of relay stations for the data being collected from the dodgy Huawei kit. A takeaway and an opium den. That's just for starters
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    https://youtu.be/zaJPOVGlEPs Very inneresting!

    https://youtu.be/zaJPOVGlEPs

    Very inneresting!
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    How about a large swimming pool full of jelly?

    How about a large swimming pool full of jelly?
  25. Seriously, why did you post that?

    Seriously, why did you post that?
  26. I'm really glad we got to the bottom of this. ...

    I'm really glad we got to the bottom of this.


    https://youtu.be/R6dWH77cgFk
  27. Didn't that tulip end with Victoria and Albert?

    Didn't that tulip end with Victoria and Albert?
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    He said he got lucky...

    He said he got lucky...
  29. Ah, military tactician now, eh?

    Ah, military tactician now, eh?
  30. Oh dear... You just didn't know when to stop,...

    Oh dear... You just didn't know when to stop, did you?
  31. That tickled me - The US made us do it.

    That tickled me - The US made us do it.
  32. Seems to me there was no problem with the missile...

    Seems to me there was no problem with the missile design.
  33. Spectacularly wrong!

    Spectacularly wrong!
  34. You(The OP in the FT forum) need to go and wash...

    You(The OP in the FT forum) need to go and wash that egg off your face - it makes you look silly.
  35. Wrong.

    Wrong.
  36. Wrong.

    Wrong.
  37. He was warned that he was likely to get his arse...

    He was warned that he was likely to get his arse handed to him.
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    Drivbble

    Drivbble
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    Yep, they scare the tulip out of me!

    Yep, they scare the tulip out of me!
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    One chooses ones responses carefully to elicit a...

    One chooses ones responses carefully to elicit a specific reaction - and you my little "tam o shanter" wearing, haggis molesting friend are operating true to form. Keep up the good work. :hug:
  41. You can White Knight all you want, she won't shag...

    You can White Knight all you want, she won't shag you, she's married a Prince and turned him into a frog.
  42. Yeah, ok Walter.

    Yeah, ok Walter.
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    It's **** all to do with you, you're about to get...

    It's **** all to do with you, you're about to get Queen Krankie!
  44. Based on what? What were the respective angles...

    Based on what? What were the respective angles with regards to camera, aircraft and missile?

    I seriously hope your clients hire you for your comedic value because you're **** all use for anything...
  45. Still dragging me round by my cock :D

    Still dragging me round by my cock :D
  46. He's hidden that.

    He's hidden that.
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    It were all trees round 'ere!

    It were all trees round 'ere!
  48. Thread: You won

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    Are you going to change the record now?

    Are you going to change the record now?
  49. Taking a lesson from the Russians, then.

    Taking a lesson from the Russians, then.
  50. They'd also have to contend with the highly...

    They'd also have to contend with the highly trained spetsnaz-squirrels.
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