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    Sticky: I am pleased she is on the good stuff. Death does...

    I am pleased she is on the good stuff. Death does not worry me. Pain does.

    And I hope she is happy in her own "dream world". I often wish there was dementaia in my family. Far better for the brain...
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    Its more expensive than CUK.

    Its more expensive than CUK.
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    I suppose it was good enough for Marc Bolan.

    I suppose it was good enough for Marc Bolan.
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    Brian

    Brian
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    Sticky: :hug: Hopefully she is in no pain.

    :hug:

    Hopefully she is in no pain.
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    Sticky: Which was then cancelled. Trespassers on the...

    Which was then cancelled. Trespassers on the line. Can't they just run them over? :confused:
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    I thought I already was! I must try harder.....

    I thought I already was! I must try harder.....
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    What every lady needs is high powered toilet...

    What every lady needs is high powered toilet flushing equpiment
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    Why not ask for a refund? :confused:

    Why not ask for a refund? :confused:
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    Bollocks is one significant difference. Except...

    Bollocks is one significant difference. Except for NLyUK that is.

    is a man's skin really different from a woman's?

    Besides having facial hair, there are structural differences between a man’s...
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    Mr Wallace used to attend the same Gym as...

    Mr Wallace used to attend the same Gym as https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/members/dallas.html . Isn't he a former football hooligan?
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    Are you aged 47.2?

    Middle Age Misery Peaks at Age of 47.2, Economist Says - Bloomberg

    Apparently after 47.2 you come to terms with your disappointing life.

    Could have fooled me. It just seems to get worse....
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    Make up for men?

    John Lewis is selling make-up for men: A sign of the times or a short-lived stunt? | The Independent

    Why not just buy women's makeup? :confused:

    I bet its the same product, rebranded at twice...
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    Greggexit

    'I won’t miss Greggs': Cornwall's pasty fans prefer the real deal | UK news | The Guardian
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    Sticky: She is finally on the right train. Cheers.

    She is finally on the right train. Cheers.
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    Sticky: I want to apply for residency.....

    I want to apply for residency.....
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    Sticky: DD had interview at Birmingham today. Going back...

    DD had interview at Birmingham today. Going back she found her way to Birmingham New Street. But it said Grand Central. They are one in the same.....
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    What does ClientA say? If A=HSBC then we can...

    What does ClientA say?

    If A=HSBC then we can guess....
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    You only mentinoned something about some...

    You only mentinoned something about some oppressed bloke....
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    Sticky: I had my walk. Did mt alot of good. Nothing like...

    I had my walk. Did mt alot of good. Nothing like Wales or Welsh fresh air! Don't tell the locals that I love the place so much....
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    Sticky: TPD rolling along quite nicely now. Soon be...

    TPD rolling along quite nicely now. Soon be celebrating the 400k....
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    Sticky: So not LM then! :D

    So not LM then! :D
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    Sticky: Century :yay: I think.....

    Century :yay:

    I think.....
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    TFA. Personally I am still recovering from bike...

    TFA. Personally I am still recovering from bike accident. And a dose of flu. But baby BP is going on an overnight trip with the school so I should get some peace tomorrow.
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    Sticky: I do hope no-one steals MY century......

    I do hope no-one steals MY century......
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    Sticky: I was wondering how that sentence would finish!

    I was wondering how that sentence would finish!
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    Sticky: Sorry. I was acting like HaloJones. Just whining...

    Sorry. I was acting like HaloJones. Just whining instead of doing it.

    Not that I can be bothered. Anything interesting will be in TPD anyway....
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    Sticky: Yes. And tried that in sql, with print...

    Yes. And tried that in sql, with print statements, then found Sybase ASE destroys the print statements, and written them to the database as well....
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    Sticky: Been looking at the CUK source code again?...

    Been looking at the CUK source code again? :rolleyes:
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    Sticky: So where is the weekend thread? :confused:

    So where is the weekend thread? :confused:
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    Sticky: Should that comment be in the things you can say...

    Should that comment be in the things you can say while programming or having sex thread?
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    Sticky: TFA I had to go for a sleep this morning. But...

    TFA

    I had to go for a sleep this morning. But feel better now! Rain has stopped. I am going to try a small walk.
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
  34. Probably not this decade.

    Probably not this decade.
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    Personally I always asked for market rate. At...

    Personally I always asked for market rate.

    At the moment though there isvery little market. Don't get paid 50% of what they are happy to pay for your skills. They often want the best person.
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    HMRC have a long history of nice words while...

    HMRC have a long history of nice words while their actions remain unchanged.

    Even if anything does change, it is too little too late.
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    London council's special needs inquiry caused by...

    London council's special needs inquiry caused by 'systemic failures' - BBC News

    At least 5,000 children seeking special educational needs support (Send) are to have their cases reviewed after a...
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    Sticky: You were probably looking for Maggie's house. I...

    You were probably looking for Maggie's house. I laid flowers outside when she died.
  39. Every year I have seen the quality of the...

    Every year I have seen the quality of the off-shored people increase. One reason why I am pleased I moved from a bank to a software house. Instead of a cost centre I am a profit centre.
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    Sticky: Only when he ran over a cyclist.....

    Only when he ran over a cyclist.....
  41. Agreed. I should have added that.

    Agreed. I should have added that.
  42. If only you had seen this coming a few years ago...

    If only you had seen this coming a few years ago and could go somewhere abroad like Switzerland....
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    So you now have 3.5 inches?

    So you now have 3.5 inches?
  44. Of Sussex?

    Of Sussex?
  45. According to HMRC you should pay what tax they...

    According to HMRC you should pay what tax they say. Even retrospectively.

    HMRC need taking down several pegs.
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    Sticky: Did you use 2 coats of...

    <George McFly voice>

    Did you use 2 coats of wax?
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    Sticky: I will wait for you to summarise S7 for me then....

    I will wait for you to summarise S7 for me then. Or I might :suicide:

    I read that as "amount of fluff in TPD"! This is not fluff. This is blogging in the community....
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    Sticky: I just hope you are better at cycling than me and...

    I just hope you are better at cycling than me and DaveB......

    Or you can sell the bike to pay for surgery to fix you up!
  49. The view from HSBC directors(via a friend) is...

    The view from HSBC directors(via a friend) is that the contractors are overpaid and sticking their head in the sand.
  50. It will be easy. Offshoring.

    It will be easy. Offshoring.
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