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  1. Thread: Leeds

    by SimonMac
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    I'll just set the ferrets on you from now on...

    I'll just set the ferrets on you from now on anyway
  2. Thread: Leeds

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    We are anti social bastards here anyway

    We are anti social bastards here anyway
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    Can't argue with that

    Can't argue with that
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    Two weeks after the Scottish one which no one has...

    Two weeks after the Scottish one which no one has criticised how long that one took to release even though the Scottish one is just a rebadged Irish one available since July
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    But what about when i go to Spain, Germany or...

    But what about when i go to Spain, Germany or France, there is no interoperability there, although the Scottish app uses the same technology as the Irish one there is no interoperability.

    It's...
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    We've met MrsB, its only a surprise to you :laugh

    We've met MrsB, its only a surprise to you :laugh
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    I've always wondered what Le Jog had to do with...

    I've always wondered what Le Jog had to do with the french, but it's only just dawned on me :laugh
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    We all did drink a hell of a lot then

    We all did drink a hell of a lot then
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    More to life than constantly working away, the...

    More to life than constantly working away, the house in Spain kinda reduces the number of countries we visit on holiday
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    What's happened since you joined CUK?

    A recent thread saw the conversation turn to how long some have been on this site, I've just hit 10 years on CUK when I started contracting to get myself out of a hole I had gotten myself into with...
  11. Thread: iPhone 95

    by SimonMac
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    iPhone 95

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiZsbiKVkAAvGzx?format=jpg&name=medium

    Linky
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    Remind me again why a Brit living abroad is an...

    Remind me again why a Brit living abroad is an ex-pat and not an immigrant?!
  13. As a user of Northern, which hands down has to be...

    As a user of Northern, which hands down has to be one of the worse performing franchises some of the problems does lie with the government owned Railtrack as ladymuck mentions. They bid for the...
  14. Tarbie asking to lend £20 hardly counts as...

    Tarbie asking to lend £20 hardly counts as financial advice
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    Project Management is dead thanks to agile you...

    Project Management is dead thanks to agile you now want to be looking at Product Owner/Delivery Manager roles, no real skills needed (perfect for a pimp) but plenty of options out there for basecamp...
  16. Mudskipper has been trying to fix my spelling and...

    Mudskipper has been trying to fix my spelling and grammar for years, ask her how it's going?
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    Given their longevity that was a certainty,...

    Given their longevity that was a certainty, perhaps you can thank Yoko for the Beatles not pumping out an inordinate amount of crap
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    You make it sounds as if MOO is only one way, I...

    You make it sounds as if MOO is only one way, I know it’s opening a world of hurt if you do this to a client, but technically there’s nothing stopping you refusing to take on more work even if midway...
  19. Bollocks, who new their was a character limit on...

    Bollocks, who new their was a character limit on thread names :(
  20. The most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The N

    Apple seems to class CUK within “productivity”

    https://i.ibb.co/sWzqHCK/87954771-D7-E5-4678-925-B-C55-D448-A9288.jpg
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    Thats a bit oblique a reference for me, care to...

    Thats a bit oblique a reference for me, care to elaborate?
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    it is well know that being a sockie is not reason...

    it is well know that being a sockie is not reason to be banned, being unfunny is, so i will say...

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    I’m so sorry for your loss

    I’m so sorry for your loss
  24. Thread: Boom

    by SimonMac
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    FOLPM1

    FOLPM1
  25. Thread: Boom

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    Ask away, it’s not a secret (industry anyway)

    Ask away, it’s not a secret (industry anyway)
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    Poll: Thanks for the vote of confidence, as you...

    Thanks for the vote of confidence, as you benevolent dictator I’m happy to give you a cushy job your loyalty deserves
  27. Thread: Boom

    by SimonMac
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    Boom

    Extension through until Christmas, no plans to move back to the office anytime soon so still billing a London rate from God's Own Country
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    Poll: https://i1.wp.com/gocoogs.com/wp-content/uploads/N...

    https://i1.wp.com/gocoogs.com/wp-content/uploads/None-of-the-above.jpg
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    Play nicely or I'll put up your photo from...

    Play nicely or I'll put up your photo from facebook showing how lockdown has treated you!
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    Meh, it's not like I am going anywhere anytime...

    Meh, it's not like I am going anywhere anytime soon!
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    Being a part time photographer I use my backup...

    Being a part time photographer I use my backup DSLR and a lighting rig as my web cam, excellent image quality but then I realised I look like a yeti as I've not had a haircut or trimmed by beard in 7...
  32. Mods can we add the URL to the spam filter please...

    Mods can we add the URL to the spam filter please to stop these threads happening?
  33. Since when did Mcd's offer curly fries?

    Since when did Mcd's offer curly fries?
  34. Pssst it's called a tramp stamp you hussy ...

    Pssst it's called a tramp stamp you hussy

    https://media.tenor.com/images/04ae82936cd39acc9c76d5d8d624ab53/tenor.png
  35. Have a look here...

    Have a look here but so many red flags on this one
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    More times than not, an improvement in lighting...

    More times than not, an improvement in lighting will be much better than just a camera upgrade
  37. Perfect, thanks!

    Perfect, thanks!
  38. I read it as the reporting threshold needs to be...

    I read it as the reporting threshold needs to be all three (less than £10K, less than 4 years, and less than 1%) are you saying it's a one or the other "less than 10K and 4 years" or "less than 1%"?
  39. I thought that could only be done if the error...

    I thought that could only be done if the error was less than 1% of your box 6 figure
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    If it was that simple everyone would be doing it,...

    If it was that simple everyone would be doing it, advertisers will only want to pay to be on sites with a lot of views, people only want to view a site with good content.

    For a comparison see IT...
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    Is the app phone only? I would be hesitant to get...

    Is the app phone only? I would be hesitant to get a phone when all you need is a camera, not a HMRC / accounting thing but a decent camera is £100, a phone you are looking at treble over the life of...
  42. Bring cake please

    Bring cake please
  43. That is the "planning for the worse and hoping...

    That is the "planning for the worse and hoping for the best bit"
  44. FreeAgent is only as good as the data you put in

    FreeAgent is only as good as the data you put in
  45. I've (finally) ****ed up doing my own accounts

    Just about to hit my 10 year anniversary of doing my own books and I've finally made a mistake with my VAT returns, I reckon the value of my cock up is about £7k which is above the reporting...
  46. Hey I resemble that implication!

    Hey I resemble that implication!
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    Dim is uglier than most

    Dim is uglier than most
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    Poll: No, I am ME!

    No, I am ME!
  49. Sticky: https://i.ibb.co/ZHR5Fng/0-FD78-BC6-8-FAF-41-F9-A0...

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    Strong start Ladies
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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