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    ah attack the man as you have lost the argument ...

    ah attack the man as you have lost the argument feckin typical.

    You are the one trying to sell racism as the cause.
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    There you go we always knew you were a big cock!

    There you go we always knew you were a big cock!
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    Sticky: Ah yes Rambo : Sly needs to pay the mortgage. ...

    Ah yes Rambo : Sly needs to pay the mortgage.

    not great Cinema but lots of guns & bangs.
  4. Kebab?

    Kebab?
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    you are on a wind up now...

    you are on a wind up now...
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    You are the one not making sense for that reason...

    You are the one not making sense for that reason I cannot guess what you are thinking.

    You appear to be saying despite the lack of evidence that this interaction is still probably racist based on...
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    Well maybe we need to do some research and come...

    Well maybe we need to do some research and come up with the equivalent of an epi pen or at least a process for dealing with this, it is becoming more common.
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    I don't know what your depraved mind thinks, I am...

    I don't know what your depraved mind thinks, I am however reasonably confident that this was incompetence not malice. As usual I will wait for the experts with evidence in the court to confirm that. ...
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    What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in...

    What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?



    The more you play with it the harder it gets.
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    What do cow pats and cowgirls have in common? ...

    What do cow pats and cowgirls have in common?



    The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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    What do you call Iron Man without his suit? ...

    What do you call Iron Man without his suit?



    Stark naked!
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    The interchange was on video, there was no sign...

    The interchange was on video, there was no sign of racism in the footage. You can of course feel what you fancy but courts like evidence.

    We were told it was racist - no evidence.
    We were told...
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    In your opinion. Careful of the pricks on the...

    In your opinion. Careful of the pricks on the pitchforks.
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    Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? ...

    Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine?



    Line dancing at a nursing home.
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    for pc

    How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?



    Very satisfying.
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    Why did God create orgasms? So women can...

    Why did God create orgasms?




    So women can moan even when they’re happy.
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    What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture...

    What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?




    It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
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    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy...

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?



    Doughnuts.
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    What do a near sighted gynaecologist and a puppy...

    What do a near sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?



    A wet nose.
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    The opioid epidemic is huge over there, drugged...

    The opioid epidemic is huge over there, drugged up suspects are more difficult to handle & more likely to die.



    I would make Police Brutality a federal matter. The state would not investigate...
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    Ah that makes sense. Knew there would be a...

    Ah that makes sense. Knew there would be a reason.

    Does that mean the boys can put their pitchforks away?
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    only if they are into BDSM

    only if they are into BDSM
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    That does seem to be the majority assumption, sad...

    That does seem to be the majority assumption, sad really.

    Maybe someone will teach the police proper restraint techniques?
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    Not sure how it is nuanced? Alleging stuff not...

    Not sure how it is nuanced? Alleging stuff not supported by the facts is not nuance its making stuff up.


    An intoxicated suspect with a heart condition who resists arrest is incorrectly and...
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    Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? Cause...

    Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
    Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
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    What do you get when you mix LSD and birth...

    What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?



    A trip without the kids!
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    What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse...

    What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
    Beat it, we’re closed.
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    Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff? A Crane!

    Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff?
    A Crane!
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    What is the difference between a genealogist and...

    What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
    A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynaecologist looks up your family bush.
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    How many cops does it take to screw in a...

    How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None they just beat the room for being black.
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    “My teenage daughter came home in a rage. ‘I’ve...

    “My teenage daughter came home in a rage.
    ‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’
    I put...
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    What do you call 2 jalapenos having sex? ...

    What do you call 2 jalapenos having sex?



    F***ing hot!
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    Why is being in the military like a blow-job? ...

    Why is being in the military like a blow-job?



    The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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    What is the difference between snowmen and...

    What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?




    Snowballs.
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    What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?...

    What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?




    A piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
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    What’s the difference between a hair stylist and...

    What’s the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?




    One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
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    What does a 75 year old woman have between her...

    What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?




    Her navel.
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    What do you call a man who cries while he...

    What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
    A tearjerker.
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    What should you do if your girlfriend starts...

    What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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    Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the...

    Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
    Because the ‘p’ is silent.
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    The bible teaches us to love, and Kamasutra shows...

    The bible teaches us to love, and Kamasutra shows how to do that.
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    Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease...

    Why do they call it PMS?
    Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.





    Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
    I guess he liked seasoned...
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    How does a woman scare a gynaecologist? By...

    How does a woman scare a gynaecologist?



    By becoming a ventriloquist!
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    The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at...

    The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’
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    Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? The...

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
    The grass tickles their balls.
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    A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you...

    A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
    Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue.”
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    "What's the time?" "It's a philosophical...

    "What's the time?"


    "It's a philosophical construct which Humankind has applied to the universe in order to explain the relationship between cause and effect."


    "For goodness sake, Brian. If...
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