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    Just be awesome to each other!

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    He is a man that preached for atheism. Is the...

    He is a man that preached for atheism. Is the baby eating Bishop of Bath & Welles or the many bishops he was based on any less extreme?

    Such a pity you can't put a fatwa on him and chop his head...
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    Damn I am agreeing with you!

    Damn I am agreeing with you!
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    No bicycles - but actually the number of women I...

    No bicycles - but actually the number of women I see walking round the supermarket wearing lycra leggings that look like they have not seen the inside of a gym recently they may use Teslas.
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    If people choose to believe in something I am...

    If people choose to believe in something I am certain is untrue that is entirely their choice, I try not to mock them or insult them and respect their beliefs. As you say the b word was divisive and...
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    do tell.. 1. Avoiding WTFH's aim? 2. Eco...

    do tell..


    1. Avoiding WTFH's aim?
    2. Eco friendly dogging?
    3. Stuffing socks down the front?

    see where my mind went :o
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    too true

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    Sky News - Boris Johnson says "Dont hug and kiss...

    Sky News - Boris Johnson says "Dont hug and kiss Granny this Christmas"...






    Looks like a lonely Festive period for Wayne Rooney then..
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    So here is how to work out the governments tier...

    So here is how to work out the governments tier planning.


    Tier 1 Beer


    Tier 2 Beer with chips.


    Tier 3 No beer.
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    Goodness women can be sooo shallow

    Goodness women can be sooo shallow
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    hmm

    hmm
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    For Nick

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    Best chat up line ever - Actually works. ...

    Best chat up line ever - Actually works.


    "Excuse me, love, are you a lawyer?


    Because I want you to get me off."
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    My neighbour won £2M on a National Lottery...

    My neighbour won £2M on a National Lottery scratchcard. I'm made up for him but it seems a bit of a waste, he's got uncontrolled narcolepsy and spends most of the day asleep.


    Now he's literally...
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    Happy Holocaust Celebration Day! Or...

    Happy Holocaust Celebration Day!


    Or 'Thanksgiving,' if you prefer.
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    Be true but its a pretty obvious scam and it...

    Be true but its a pretty obvious scam and it seems everyone is at it that must be costing a few quid.
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    So because he can't see the future he is allowed...

    So because he can't see the future he is allowed to be a feckwit?
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    Remember original sin and mysterious ways. ...

    Remember original sin and mysterious ways.

    Strange the bible frowns on incest but many of God's decisions seem to make it mandatory.
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    It does seem like a decent AI video analysis...

    It does seem like a decent AI video analysis might fix this.

    You scan a carrot and then put a box of doughnuts on the tray it should prompt for a person to manually check (could be done remotely)....
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    You are sort of missing the point the estimated...

    You are sort of missing the point the estimated 25 million deaths in a far less populated world (world total 40 million during Exodus) was directly by gods hand.

    Once the franchises started the...
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    for the good doctor

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    Desert

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    and for sides

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    Finger lickin good?

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    Oh good, they normally keep bent cops on until it...

    Oh good, they normally keep bent cops on until it becomes so ridiculous the most of the public start ridiculing them.

    Whilst i agree the supermarkets abuse their customers (and staff) with self...
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    sorted one of those please

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    NATTY dragged this out of a joke in light relief...

    NATTY dragged this out of a joke in light relief as he seems to be offended. The title is his.

    Interestingly thanks to a few posters I learnt something new i.e. how many legacy stories were...
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    This AtW getting ready for some quality time with...

    This AtW getting ready for some quality time with squirrel monthly, next step close the blinds, get the Kleenex out and put on Barry White?
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    Sticky: Not even Cojak? She seems nice....

    Not even Cojak? She seems nice....
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    Sticky: Electricians aren't normally geniuses and...

    Electricians aren't normally geniuses and frequently don't read the instructions so the manufacturers added a red / green (when green LEDs became cheaper) light to show they were charging, if you...
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    good point

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    For Dim - maybe this explains it.

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  49. So many walls/squirrels so little time.

    So many walls/squirrels so little time.
  50. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    does he ask his Accountant for help?

    does he ask his Accountant for help?
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