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    I'd propose this. Part time is a better option...

    I'd propose this. Part time is a better option than reducing your rate.

    Leaves you potentially available for other work.
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    This one made me chuckle ...

    This one made me chuckle

    https://i.imgur.com/EV7Vx7K.png
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: Oh no! Just as you seemed to be on the mend.

    Oh no! Just as you seemed to be on the mend.
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    Sticky: I'm not going to do another full page of drivel....

    I'm not going to do another full page of drivel.

    I see BP has woken up so maybe he'll do some of the heavy lifting.
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    Sticky: I don't "need" to go out to the shops but I kind...

    I don't "need" to go out to the shops but I kind of want to.

    Is that allowed?
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    Sticky: I am now off the call and the fly has gone. ...

    I am now off the call and the fly has gone.

    It's like it knew.
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    Sticky: A fly has gotten in. It's buzzing around my...

    A fly has gotten in.

    It's buzzing around my office.

    I am stuck on a call so can't deal with it.

    It's really annoying.
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    Sticky: CJRS update from HMRC The employer guidance...

    CJRS update from HMRC

    The employer guidance and guidance for employees have been further updated in line with some of the main queries they have received from stakeholders. Whilst all the guidance...
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    I'm going to print out the internet and burn that...

    I'm going to print out the internet and burn that :D

    https://media.giphy.com/media/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/giphy.gif
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    Sticky: Busy day today! Doing a favour for ex-clientCo...

    Busy day today!

    Doing a favour for ex-clientCo on top of normal shizzle. Shan't tell NLUK as he'll get upset.

    Lunch was some Heinz Beef Broth I found in the cupboard and a slice of toast.
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    You never read the first sentence :D

    You never read the first sentence :D
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    What is a bit tricky are the comments from...

    What is a bit tricky are the comments from cabinet members and friends all saying how healthy and robust he is, and how if anyone can get better from this he can.

    Turns into a bit of a "oh crap!"...
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    That all sounds a bit quantum to me. Or is it...

    That all sounds a bit quantum to me.

    Or is it that if there is no-one there to record it, the event didn't happen? Sadly that's impossible nowadays with them darned mobile phones.
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    Sticky: :banana: What a shame they've had to extend...

    :banana:

    What a shame they've had to extend the contract; terribly good of you to be so accommodating.
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    Which is silly as there's plenty in the shops ...

    Which is silly as there's plenty in the shops

    (says she who is trying to make her own bread)
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    If they're going to be binned off anyway, this is...

    If they're going to be binned off anyway, this is worth trying. The answer is likely to be no but nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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    Not sure if people are still be retarded or if...

    Not sure if people are still be retarded or if the inital wiping out of stocks has just left a gap due to just in time supply lines not reconfiguring to catch up.

    I suspect if people realised you...
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    Cockney's don't come from Lambeth #justSayin'

    Cockney's don't come from Lambeth

    #justSayin'
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    Sticky: Morning all! Blue skies and sunny out. 11...

    Morning all!

    Blue skies and sunny out. 11 Degrees.

    I hear it's going to be a super moon this evening, so I'm sure there will be people out to have a look later.

    First coffee being drunk.
    ...
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    Sticky: No long weekend for me. I'm working it (as...

    No long weekend for me. I'm working it (as discussed above :D)
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
  23. I've used Zoom a few times over the years, and...

    I've used Zoom a few times over the years, and even have an account that I will activate the subscription on about once in a blue moon.

    I don't use personal Skype (which still exists,...
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    You'll receive everything you invoice and then...

    You'll receive everything you invoice and then you'll put those earnings onto your annual SATR, less any expenses, and pay it the January following the end of the tax year (i.e. for the 2020/21 tax...
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    Harsh! #toosoon I see the pound fell...

    Harsh!

    #toosoon

    I see the pound fell against the dollar on the news that he's in ICU. I reckon it will drop on his demise as the reality of who replaces him sinks in.
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    US blocks millions of N95 face masks headed for...

    US blocks millions of N95 face masks headed for Canada | World news | The Guardian
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    You never got it out at Christmas so I didn't get...

    You never got it out at Christmas so I didn't get have a giggle
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    Sticky: After trundling the bins, I checked on my Fatsia....

    After trundling the bins, I checked on my Fatsia.

    It had perked up after watering but I'd noticed the other day that the new leaves were covered in something black. Possibly dirt, probably...
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    I never told them our relationship wasn't...

    I never told them our relationship wasn't exclusive; it was in the contracts that I was free to take on other work. I was available for meetings, which was easy to schedule, and I had sensible...
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    I've done two and a half contracts in one go and...

    I've done two and a half contracts in one go and it was all remote, like things are now, so it's perfectly feasible. Billing and doing are two separate things. None of the work required my full time...
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    Yes, take all three if you can. Those you put...

    Yes, take all three if you can.

    Those you put through your Ltd Co you can just choose not to withdraw if you can live off the umbrella earnings, giving you a nice warchest.

    Perfectly feasible...
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    Sticky: The basics of feline anatomy for you... ...

    The basics of feline anatomy for you...


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXwj8L6coQA
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    Sticky: Bravo! :yay:

    Bravo!

    :yay:
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    Sticky: Definitely a French film. Other than the language...

    Definitely a French film. Other than the language of course. Naked and smoking a fag within the first 5 minutes.
  35. Does he drive a yellow Audi?

    Does he drive a yellow Audi?
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    Sticky: Tea was some of HWMBO's guinea fowl tagine from...

    Tea was some of HWMBO's guinea fowl tagine from the freezer stash.

    Now watching Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) - IMDb which is apparently a bit saucy. Well, it is French...
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    Or preorder and get the shop staff to attach your...

    Or preorder and get the shop staff to attach your bag of goodies to the drone
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    There's a good idea. Get a drone and send it down...

    There's a good idea. Get a drone and send it down to the shop to check the queue before you leave the house.
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: I made my own ultra skinny fries for lunch. ...

    I made my own ultra skinny fries for lunch.

    Par boiled, left to dry out, then cooked at 130o, then left on the side until I was hungry and cooked again at 190o. Not perfect but was a fun...
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    Because (a) every other country is doing it, so...

    Because (a) every other country is doing it, so why aren't we?, (b) the public outry at not being seen to at least try and instead leaving people to die will probably lead to riots, (c) there are...
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    Oh yes! I use an Ostrich feather quill to write...

    Oh yes! I use an Ostrich feather quill to write mine out, well the butler does - I wouldn't sully myself with such a menial task.

    I thought everyone did? :confused:
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    No fees for one year!

    No fees for one year!
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    Sticky: They do keep very well. When I find the ones I...

    They do keep very well. When I find the ones I like I tend to stock up but I rarely have them last this long.

    I have a jar of mincemeat in the fridge so I could make my own :D
  45. FTFY

    FTFY
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    Sticky: Decided I couldn't be bothered with the shop. ...

    Decided I couldn't be bothered with the shop.

    Maybe tomorrow.
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    Foie Gras - Fortnum & Mason

    Truffles - Fortnum & Mason

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    There you go, pet.
  48. Not for long :D

    Not for long :D
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    Honor Blackman, James Bond's Pussy Galore, dies...

    Honor Blackman, James Bond's Pussy Galore, dies aged 94 | Film | The Guardian
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    Yes, very fair point. There is the scope to claim...

    Yes, very fair point. There is the scope to claim business expenses.

    Does seem more admin for minimal return when, as you say, it could be done as self-employed on an SATR.
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