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  1. She is still cheap. If you don't think that, try...

    She is still cheap. If you don't think that, try marrying her.
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    In terms of the DTA precedent, she was spot on....

    In terms of the DTA precedent, she was spot on. Sadly.
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    Sticky: In other news, Mashall's kneecap popped out...

    In other news, Mashall's kneecap popped out again. DD went near him to stroke him. He hates that and jumped away. And it happened again while he was getting into the litter tray. So now lids are off...
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    Sticky: Not in freecell terms...

    Not in freecell terms...
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: MY century!

    MY century!
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    Sticky: Poor Bee. I hope you give it the kiss of life? Or...

    Poor Bee. I hope you give it the kiss of life? Or even honey....
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    Sticky: How did you know I was asleep! :eek:

    How did you know I was asleep! :eek:
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    Sticky: Don't you need fly spray? Just in case the "fly"...

    Don't you need fly spray? Just in case the "fly" returns.

    I think NLUK's new drone shapped like a fly has passed its reality check.
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    Sticky: Send them for a cycle round Surrey. No more...

    Send them for a cycle round Surrey. No more punctures.
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    Sticky: He might even tell his wife. Who will tell his...

    He might even tell his wife. Who will tell his accountant.
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    Sticky: :bang:

    :bang:
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    Sticky: I hope you locked the kids inside first....

    I hope you locked the kids inside first....
  14. Mr sensitive! Have a :hug:

    Mr sensitive! Have a :hug:
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    Sticky: Dominic Cummins talking to Boris? :confused:

    Dominic Cummins talking to Boris? :confused:
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    Sticky: :hug: Tell us what is wrong. You won't feel...

    :hug:

    Tell us what is wrong. You won't feel better - but we can all laugh at you and you will cheer us all up....
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    Sticky: Chicken Salad for lunch. Followed by orange, 2...

    Chicken Salad for lunch. Followed by orange, 2 bananas and an apple.
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    Sticky: 46 ex-wives agree....

    46 ex-wives agree....
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    Sticky: Why should I bother when CUK is there? :confused:...

    Why should I bother when CUK is there? :confused:

    And imagine if ALL posters used google/search. How would we annoy NLUK? :confused:
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    Sticky: :yay: Can anyone tell me what any of those...

    :yay:

    Can anyone tell me what any of those words mean? :confused:
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    Sticky: m? :confused: Oh miles! Unlike the country...

    m? :confused:

    Oh miles! Unlike the country yokels, I use metres. 5m walk and I can see the sea!

    Anyway, just took my 3rd walk of the day. 2 more than I am allowed. Went round park with baby bp...
  22. And CUK MrMarkyMark

    And CUK

    MrMarkyMark
  23. Thread: Project Fear

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    I will be blaming it on UK citizens who f**ked...

    I will be blaming it on UK citizens who f**ked off abroad.
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    Is that why Swindon has no masts - because the...

    Is that why Swindon has no masts - because the locals have cut them down?

    Oh wait - they are still waiting for electricity....
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    https://cdn.britannica.com/s:800x1000/73/191073-13...

    https://cdn.britannica.com/s:800x1000/73/191073-131-0D844C57/reaper-death.jpg
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    Sticky: Chatting to my Polish mate. He went back to...

    Chatting to my Polish mate. He went back to Poland. Quarantined for a week with random police check ups. Even out of quarantine, no-one is allowed out. He lives by woods and is a loner who likes...
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    Sticky: The film was also interrupted by binman. Last...

    The film was also interrupted by binman. Last FRiday our bin was not collected. We complained - so they emptied it again today. All three wrappers. As last FRida the wagon was full and they had gone...
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    Sticky: :wave: 50m from the promenade here....

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    50m from the promenade here....
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    You can collect them from the Heathrow Thistle...

    You can collect them from the Heathrow Thistle...
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    So anyone but Barnier then. Unless its in the...

    So anyone but Barnier then. Unless its in the Express too?
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    Diod she mean MaryPoppins? :confused:

    Diod she mean MaryPoppins? :confused:
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    Sticky: Very quiet at *or*. About damned time - last week...

    Very quiet at *or*. About damned time - last week was EXHAUSTING!

    Watched rocketman with MrsBP. Did it in 2 parts - inbetween I went to the park with baby bp.
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    Sticky: NLUK's accountant?

    NLUK's accountant?
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    Sticky: :yay: Best of all, will get you away from the...

    :yay:

    Best of all, will get you away from the kids. How long will you lock them in the garden for?

    Personally I found a bucket of water, 2 plastic cuos, and the twins would be happy for about 2...
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    Sticky: Get one of those new fangled radio things. Or do...

    Get one of those new fangled radio things. Or do you still think they cause smallpox?
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    Sticky: Sorry. I never read posts about w**k. I only care...

    Sorry. I never read posts about w**k. I only care what people have eaten and the contents of their washing machine...
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: swearing! If you carry on like that, you can...

    swearing! If you carry on like that, you can flounce right off.....
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
  40. But who caused the accident? :rolleyes:

    But who caused the accident? :rolleyes:
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    Sticky: Seagulls not happy. When this is over, the...

    Seagulls not happy.

    When this is over, the first person to come out of the local chip shop will be torn apart by a flock of them....
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    Sticky: Anyone else feeling super stressed at work and...

    Anyone else feeling super stressed at work and looking forward to a long weekend?
  43. The squirrels ate it. After it fell out of a car...

    The squirrels ate it. After it fell out of a car that crashed into a wall.
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    Sticky: Just been for a walk. Very nice out there. I only...

    Just been for a walk. Very nice out there. I only saw 2 other walkers, a cyclist, 3 cars and a Sainsbury lorry. Parked up prior to making his delivery I assume.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
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    Sticky: They had mince in Victorian times? :tumble:

    They had mince in Victorian times?

    :tumble:
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    Sticky: Cat started to limp earlier. Had to take him to...

    Cat started to limp earlier. Had to take him to the vet. He had popped out a knee-cap.

    They pop it back in - if it happens again it will need surgery.

    Luckily MrsBP has insurance.
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    DD just asked who if is charge if Boris is not....

    DD just asked who if is charge if Boris is not. "Raab" I replied. She asked "Who?".

    Exactly.....
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    Is it true we have to clap for carers at 2:30?...

    Is it true we have to clap for carers at 2:30? :confused:
  50. So Russia was right....

    So Russia was right....
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