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  1. If the work will be done in Canada, why don't you...

    If the work will be done in Canada, why don't you find a Candian IT agency via LinkedIn and ask them to negotiate a contract with your current employer ?

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  2. You pay tax where the work is done unless it's...

    You pay tax where the work is done unless it's less than 180 days and other criterias are met.
    If you are not a tax resident anywhere then no double taxation agreement will relevant to you.
    To...
  3. You fail the 180 day DTA test so you are liable...

    You fail the 180 day DTA test so you are liable for German tax.
    If it was less than 180 days then other criteria come into play.
    If you lived in Switzerland and worked in Germany, then there are...
  4. Sticky: In order to be self employed you need a degree. I...

    In order to be self employed you need a degree. I am not sure whether having any degree is ok as I never bothered to find out.I just happen to have an accounting degree. I used a UK Ltd once to do a...
  5. Sticky: Do you have a degree and fixed accommodation in...

    Do you have a degree and fixed accommodation in Belgium? If so , have you thought of becoming self employed in Belgium?
    What the hell does an Accountant do for you for €8000 a year?



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  6. Norway has rejected the UK idea of joining EFTA...

    Norway has rejected the UK idea of joining EFTA as a Brexit solution, as they view the UK as a trouble maker.
    I believe that an Independent Scotland would be able to join EFTA and therefore enjoy...
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    Even if you are a language geek like me, French...

    Even if you are a language geek like me, French German and Dutch B2/C1 level ,this doesn't mean that you could work on a IT project. I speak French at home but might be lost on a French SAP project....
  8. I think that I will still be alright as we still ...

    I think that I will still be alright as we still have the Benelux union.Not quite sure what role this union plays today.
    Maybe a future Benelux Franc.

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  9. Perhaps this Siri Lankan women needs to...

    Perhaps this Siri Lankan women needs to understand the meaning of "We want want our country back "
    "We" means white.
    The reason she wants to leave the EU is because she wants her relatives...
  10. Only 2 options are possible for a possible 2nd...

    Only 2 options are possible for a possible 2nd referendum.
    Leave with no deal.
    Remain.
    Kicking the can down the road is pointless.



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  11. The Titanic is heading towards the iceberg and...

    The Titanic is heading towards the iceberg and the crew have voted to remove the iceberg.British ships don't change course for icebergs.

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  12. Normally an agency that has a contract with a...

    Normally an agency that has a contract with a Dutch customer won't allow you to use a foreign LTD to invoice them as they would be breaking Dutch labour laws.
    If the agency has a contract with a...
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    If you call a South African coloured ,black, then...

    If you call a South African coloured ,black, then I hope you have a good health insurance as you may end up in Groot Schuur hospital.

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  14. Normally exports are tarrif free and imports have...

    Normally exports are tarrif free and imports have tarrifs.
    You don't normally penalise companies exporting. The EU are not going to charge themselves a duty to export to the UK but they most likely...
  15. If you apply for a contract role in a unique...

    If you apply for a contract role in a unique location like Falklands , Christmas Island, Hawai or Antarctica, then the agent always tells you that the end client is looking for someone local.
    ...
  16. You don't need a UK address to operate a UK...

    You don't need a UK address to operate a UK limited company . You can contract via a management company who will use their address and manage your UK LTD company.You can open a FIRE account in IE for...
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    What if Ireland doesn't actually want NI? The UK...

    What if Ireland doesn't actually want NI?
    The UK government pays NI about 10 billion a year and in return the Irish up north pretend to be British. Would the Republic give them 10 billion?
    If...
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    You can then buy a Dyson V8 and get a free Dyson...

    You can then buy a Dyson V8 and get a free Dyson vacuum cleaner , which is why he supports Brexit.

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    The Romans will take back control of europe and...

    The Romans will take back control of europe and then the Greeks will take back control of Rome.

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    We taught them a new word " take back control" ...

    We taught them a new word " take back control"
    They have taken our advice and are taking back control of their islands.
    Perhaps Spain will take back control of Gibraltar.


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    In the UK it's 50/50 ie Employer 13.8% Employee...

    In the UK it's 50/50 ie Employer 13.8% Employee 13% but this includes pension as well.
    In other EU countries ie Belgium its about 30% employer and 13.8% employee, which is why as a contractor it's...
  22. I no longer have a UK credit as I don't have a UK...

    I no longer have a UK credit as I don't have a UK address.
    A few years back I applied for a credit increase from £2500 and was refused .I was earning £500 a day at the time . As I always paid off...
  23. If the French suppliers deliver to a UK address...

    If the French suppliers deliver to a UK address then its French VAT plus customs duties . The destination country determines VAT payable. You are asking the French to commit VAT fraud.

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  24. Since we have been in the EU, no Indian IT...

    Since we have been in the EU, no Indian IT workers have arrived!

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  25. Great Invoicing party in GB and delivery address...

    Great Invoicing party in GB and delivery address Cork ie 0% .
    Now explain the business scenario getting the goods from IE to GB without VAT and duties.

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    I know quite a few contractors,who have not...

    I know quite a few contractors,who have not updated their Linkedin for years,or are not on Linkedin.
    I also see people still working for companies that are either canned the project,or went live...
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    Does IR35 apply if I invoice using my BE VAT pay...

    Does IR35 apply if I invoice using my BE VAT pay NI in Belgium and tax UK?
    Belgium would allow my expenses.

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    Is there a secret plan to axe IR35? Most likely...

    Is there a secret plan to axe IR35?
    Most likely not as this would give someone living up north, freedom of movement to work Monday to Friday in London.

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  29. Isn't diving a truck work? Won't the UK truck...

    Isn't diving a truck work? Won't the UK truck driver require a work permit to drive his company's truck in the EU and visa versa.
    Maybe the Calais dock workers wll strike on Brexit day just to add...
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    A production manager told James O'Brien LBC radio...

    A production manager told James O'Brien LBC radio , that he doesn't regret voting leave as he has a German passport.

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  31. I have been told by unreliable sources(Daily...

    I have been told by unreliable sources(Daily Mail) that Mrs May has offered her a spare bed at number 10.
    Do you really believe that if there are riots ,the mob would attack the palace?

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    The Zimbabwean dollar is starting to look good as...

    The Zimbabwean dollar is starting to look good as well

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    It brexit boom for contractors

    I forecast a boom for programers and configurators after March
    All UK companies will need to become non EU compliant. VAT and pricing will no longer be based on EU rules but WTO rules, which means a...
  34. Brussels slumdog could soon become Amsterdam...

    Brussels slumdog could soon become Amsterdam slumdog

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    The usual Daily telegraph ,Sun , Daily mail anti...

    The usual Daily telegraph ,Sun , Daily mail anti EU tulip.
    There maybe a lot wrong with the EU but these papers are worse than the EU.

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    The first question is, whether you have a fixed...

    The first question is, whether you have a fixed adress in Germany or commuting weekly from the UK
    My situation is different as Germany and Belgium have frontier agreements.
    Another problem is that...
  37. You walk out then all of your mates never speak...

    You walk out then all of your mates never speak to you again. The word gets around that you are a total plonker.Your partner leaves you as you now have a reputation as a miser and a loser.
    You now...
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    Sticky: Received a call from Senovo asking for 3 ...

    Received a call from Senovo asking for 3 references.
    Never heard of them before.

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    Could be Tui Sent from my SM-A320FL using...

    Could be Tui

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  40. Venice,Barcelona,Amsterdam and the list is...

    Venice,Barcelona,Amsterdam and the list is growing,hate tourists.

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  41. All my customers (agencies) are UK based so will...

    All my customers (agencies) are UK based so will I have to charge VAT after Brexit ?

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    I forgot to transfer my pounds into Belgian...

    I forgot to transfer my pounds into Belgian francs before I left.
    Soon my pounds will be worth less than the Rands ,I left behind in 71.

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    55 days, which is 13 days less than my age....

    55 days, which is 13 days less than my age. Enough to keep the old cv ticking over .
    First contract in 20 years where I could catch a local bus to work.
    Made a change from always working away from...
  44. Every contract that I see advertised in my SAP...

    Every contract that I see advertised in my SAP market usually states ASAP, which normally means Monday morning.
    I doubt whether you will see the term ASAYVA.(As soon as your visa arrives)

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  45. The UK consists of 4 countries. 2 countries wish...

    The UK consists of 4 countries. 2 countries wish to remain and 2 wish to leave. The referendum was a draw.

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    How can I put a " backstop" in my next contract...

    How can I put a " backstop" in my next contract .If the train is late then the Irish will pay me.

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    The windrush generation must also have tax and NI...

    The windrush generation must also have tax and NI payments , so why do the windrush generation have a problem.?

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    The British who live in the EU like myself...

    The British who live in the EU like myself legally had to register after 3 months and apply for a residency card.
    It took me about 4 months in 2016 to become Belgian as I had been a resident since...
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    How about a IR35 solution . We create WTO rules ...

    How about a IR35 solution . We create WTO rules based on stupid IR35 rules.

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  50. You don't honestly believe that the UK parliament...

    You don't honestly believe that the UK parliament will vote for a no deal.
    Norway has now ruled out the Norway option. Ireland rules out a border.
    Looks like no options remain




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