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    You could get around this by cloning your sim...

    You could get around this by cloning your sim card (kit available on eBay).

    Leave one sim in the UK and get a friend to occasionally switch it on and use some data and calls.
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    I am speaking to you from the cabinet room at 10...

    I am speaking to you from the cabinet room at 10 Downing Street. This morning the British ambassador in Manchester handed the Manchester government a final note stating that unless we heard from them...
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    Roaming means is using another provider's network...

    Roaming means is using another provider's network even if it is in the UK. For example in the early days, BT would not allow
    Vodafone to use it's network when Vodafone was in a poor signal area,...
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    I have had "warning messages" from Vodafone and...

    I have had "warning messages" from Vodafone and GiffGaff and I previously wrote about it on CUK.

    At one time I received massages about the introduction of EU roaming charges at the end of 2019. ...
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    It's a small price worth paying for independence...

    It's a small price worth paying for independence and freedom to trade with the world.
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    Was it supplied in a perfume bottle?

    Was it supplied in a perfume bottle?
  7. Thread: DOOM: diesels

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    It depends who makes the engine; Peugeot Citroen...

    It depends who makes the engine; Peugeot Citroen make a various Diesel engines for BMW, Ford, Fiat, and various Japanese cars.
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    They would have done their own look-alike brand...

    They would have done their own look-alike brand NSH Trace and Test.
  9. Thread: DOOM: diesels

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    Spare parts and servicing is where the money is...

    Spare parts and servicing is where the money is made. My friend who had a BMW franchise got bored one day and added up the cost of all the parts to build a BMW from scratch; it worked out three times...
  10. Thread: DOOM: diesels

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    The Diesel engine is very versatile, what is need...

    The Diesel engine is very versatile, what is need is clean carbon neutral sulphur free fuel.
  11. 757 Pages of Brexit Corruption by the usual suspects

    Cambridge Analytica - Select 2016 Campaign-Related Documents : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

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    LSD trip?

    LSD trip?
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    Enough times to stop and move the odd one to the...

    Enough times to stop and move the odd one to the side of the road.
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    Ambulance

    Ambulance
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    Stupid load of pricks.

    Stupid load of pricks.
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    Location, Location, Location,

    Location, Location, Location,
  17. Thread: Vaccine

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    No two testicls are the same furthermore, one...

    No two testicls are the same furthermore, one testicle is always lower than the other; but don't do what my friend did and check that in the pub toilet as you get funny looks.
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    The UK, is a shrinking market thus not an...

    The UK, is a shrinking market thus not an emerging market. I don't know how much suffering brexiters need to go through before they realise they made a mistake.
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    Since Jennifer Arcuri was utterly useless and had...

    Since Jennifer Arcuri was utterly useless and had no real role, she was then in fact a personal proustite of Boris paid for by the tax payers.
  20. Thread: Paris DOOM :eek:

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    The sad thing about death is that is finite and...

    The sad thing about death is that is finite and does not give the opportunity to reflect that there is no Paradise. with 72 virgins or "hairless except the eyebrows and the head" as described in a...
  21. That sort of petition is open to abuse because...

    That sort of petition is open to abuse because all it requires is a name and an email address.
    Naughty people could for example use MPs email address by looking them up at
    MPs and Lords - UK...
  22. Thread: Paris DOOM :eek:

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    I can understand why it hadn't been posted.

    I can understand why it hadn't been posted.
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    ......

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    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/a2/2c/c0a22c98d7c55df58cf3b98207a1cedc.jpg
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    Yes, it's a crap salary for a professional news...

    Yes, it's a crap salary for a professional news photographer.
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    Please can I buy 100 grams of what you were...

    Please can I buy 100 grams of what you were smoking?
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    It's a trick. The government will send you a...

    It's a trick. The government will send you a council tax bill for your land on Mars.
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    Seems not... ...

    Seems not...

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETxtfzDUwAA3_3K.jpg
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    https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article31763...

    https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3176366.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Red-Light-District-in-Soho.jpg
  29. Thread: No kissing NAT!

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    Never again after he thrust his tongue in my...

    Never again after he thrust his tongue in my tonsils after he had beer and cheese fondue.
  30. Yes, and unsurprisingly it was rubbished by the...

    Yes, and unsurprisingly it was rubbished by the British media. It seems the Russian media is using tit for tat.
  31. Brussel Sprouts and Baked Beans is an effective...

    Brussel Sprouts and Baked Beans is an effective diet for help social distancing.
  32. Vesti vs The Times; best to ignore both of them.

    Vesti vs The Times; best to ignore both of them.
  33. I didn't say which day! :happy

    I didn't say which day! :happy
  34. Job/s of the day (who the f is in charge of the country?)

    Wanted

    Dominic Cummings's Blog
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    I agree with you however, coming out of pubs is a...

    I agree with you however, coming out of pubs is a problem, social distancing disappears. The restricted opening hours have made it worse especially for those you go out with the intention of getting...
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    On a serious note last week I was reading up...

    On a serious note last week I was reading up about people who have a combinations of psychological issues and psychiatric issues. Often the psychiatric issues are mistaken for extended psychological...
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    In which case they can then move to Tier 3 and...

    In which case they can then move to Tier 3 and close the pubs etc
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    Doom London Tier 2 from Saturday

    Doom London Tier 2 from Saturday

    Thank God for that, about time too.
  39. Thread: Covid test oops

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    Or accidently using rectal thermometers orally.

    Or accidently using rectal thermometers orally.
  40. Thread: Covid test oops

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    Covid test oops

    Used coronavirus tests handed out by mistake in Birmingham

    Used coronavirus tests handed out by mistake in Birmingham - BBC News

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  41. There must be a market for keyrings made up from...

    There must be a market for keyrings made up from decapitated lego folk.
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    Coronavirus: Liverpool crowds 'shame our city' ...

    Coronavirus: Liverpool crowds 'shame our city'

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    The video tells it all

    Coronavirus: Liverpool crowds '''shame our city''' - BBC News
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    If this is the case the police would be stopping...

    If this is the case the police would be stopping bicycles on pavements, bicycles with no lights, bicycles going through red lights.
    Drugs are delivered by bicycle, houses are burgled and the booty...
  44. Thread: DOOM: HMRC

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    Book for a rectal prolapse operation upon release.

    Book for a rectal prolapse operation upon release.
  45. Thread: DOOM: ladybugs

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    https://a.wattpad.com/cover/182341741-288-k361505....

    https://a.wattpad.com/cover/182341741-288-k361505.jpg
  46. Thread: DOOM: Vaccines

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    Covid-19 maybe here to stay and may have to be a...

    Covid-19 maybe here to stay and may have to be a way of life.
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    The Tories have never been supporters of small...

    The Tories have never been supporters of small businesses, they favour corporates and multinationals. Legislation and taxation suppresses small and encourages corporates to crush business. As an...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4
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    If it's any help, when I was working in Tomsk,...

    If it's any help, when I was working in Tomsk, Siberia, the outdoor markets and food stands were still open when it was minus 15c.
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