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    Here's another shock stat for you mate, house...

    Here's another shock stat for you mate, house sales are down 70% since lockdown. Wow, who would have expected that to be the case?

    Coronavirus: Property sales down 70% since lockdown, says Zoopla...
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    I'd not argue with you that you've produced a...

    I'd not argue with you that you've produced a pile of something, but it don't smell like profit fella :smokin
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    There are some good old nut cakes on that feed...

    There are some good old nut cakes on that feed :laugh
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    He's not so good when the sun is shining :grey

    He's not so good when the sun is shining :grey
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    Feck, I'm agreeing with Scooty ...... Doctor, I...

    Feck, I'm agreeing with Scooty ...... Doctor, I need some meds NOW :laugh
  6. Was saying to my good wife about a month ago how...

    Was saying to my good wife about a month ago how ill Boris looked - saggy face, palid skin, bags under eyes - stress clearly getting to him, that in addition to being on the rather plump side. He was...
  7. You need to inject it into a big purple vein :wink

    You need to inject it into a big purple vein :wink
  8. And, if you're lucky, you're in a coma and...

    And, if you're lucky, you're in a coma and drugged up to the eyeballs with morphine so you're no longer in pain and your body can peacefully go to sleep.
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    I would have expected it to be worse, for the...

    I would have expected it to be worse, for the reason I gave ... no one can go view/test drive new cars. So yes, I was surprised, but in a good way.

    Was you not expecting this?

    You'll be posting...
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    We live in hope, but there are some pretty stupid...

    We live in hope, but there are some pretty stupid people about :D
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    Yes, it does appear that if you're not strong and...

    Yes, it does appear that if you're not strong and healthy, you don't want to go into a second week with ongoing symptoms.

    I'm guessing he's currently got pneumonia hence why in ICU.

    Not good...
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    Who'd have thunk it ..... new car sales are down...

    Who'd have thunk it ..... new car sales are down at a time when lockdown means people can't go to showrooms to look at cars!!

    You, Sir, are an Oracle :rolleyes:
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    He's just gone into ICU ... not looking good for...

    He's just gone into ICU ... not looking good for him. I'm not his biggest fan, but I hope he pulls through.
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    You forgot number 4. Shoot loads of heroin

    You forgot number 4. Shoot loads of heroin
  15. SAS, Scooty ..... who else?

    SAS, Scooty ..... who else?
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    I am an expert in my field, and in that field I...

    I am an expert in my field, and in that field I expect to be listened to. I charge for this advice; I certainly wouldn't be giving it away free on a forum :smokin
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    Anyone who has ever watched an episode of Chicago...

    Anyone who has ever watched an episode of Chicago Med knows that you don't want to go on a ventilator/ECMO.
  18. As individuals we could have acted differently...

    As individuals we could have acted differently based on what we were seeing. Just because the government didn't enforce a lockdown earlier, it doesn't mean we could have behaved differently, and yet,...
  19. You're complaining that we don't live in a nanny...

    You're complaining that we don't live in a nanny state, with martial law like controls. The government advised what we should be doing, the public chose to ignore that advice. Sometimes you can't...
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    Yep. That's what I'll be doing.

    Yep. That's what I'll be doing.
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    Yep. Zwift 4-5 times a week. Races and longer...

    Yep. Zwift 4-5 times a week. Races and longer multi hour rides (did Mega Pretzel over the weekend, will be attempting PRL Full on Thursday).

    I do real life rides when I can, but struggle to get...
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    As Scoobos says, not liking someone is one thing,...

    As Scoobos says, not liking someone is one thing, wishing them dead is a whole new ball game and not really a nice trait. Bojo is a twunt, but ..... :confused:
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    It was something we had talked about recently; my...

    It was something we had talked about recently; my Wife's Mom works at a solicitors and they always get a rise in divorce calls over the Christmas period (they even get messages left on their phones...
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    This :yay:

    This :yay:
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    Coronavirus - Not so positive side effect

    Domestic abuse calls up since lockdown. Probably not that surprising given there is a rise too during the Christmas break, followed by a rise of divorces. More broken families.

    Domestic Abuse up
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    Stock market up 2.5% so far today .... on the...

    Stock market up 2.5% so far today .... on the news of Bojo in hospital? :tongue
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    I hope he pulls through better than he pulls out...

    I hope he pulls through better than he pulls out :wink
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    Nah. Too good. We deserve Grayling.

    Nah. Too good. We deserve Grayling.
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    You putting your name forward? :D

    You putting your name forward? :D
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    Scary isn't it. And yet he keeps pushing that he...

    Scary isn't it. And yet he keeps pushing that he is an expert and should be listened to.
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    Mods - can we have a sticky for this please? HSBC...

    Mods - can we have a sticky for this please? HSBC to collapse June 2020 :laugh

    Have you actually looked at their Balance Sheet? Have a look, and let us know what there tells you they're going to...
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    Boris admitted to hospital

    PM Johnson admitted to hospital over virus symptoms - BBC News
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    Loving these predictions that HSBC are in...

    Loving these predictions that HSBC are in trouble. Want to make a call on the month/year when they're going to go under? :laugh Maybe the mods can then make it a sticky so that you can gloat more...
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    Not true. The antibodies to both SARS and MERS...

    Not true. The antibodies to both SARS and MERS are still in the system months and up to a few years after the patient has recovered. What researchers don't know is how much (if any) immunity the...
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    Not true. There are 2 strains, not mutations. One...

    Not true. There are 2 strains, not mutations. One is more prevalent than the other, but from what I've read that doesn't mean that the more prevalent strain in more dangerous, although it does...
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    Not that far from where I live ... quite close to...

    Not that far from where I live ... quite close to home ..... when I get outside for a spin I ride around the country lanes near his gaff, and the Bath Arms pub.
  37. Thread: £350+ bln

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    They need to put it on the side of a bus :D

    They need to put it on the side of a bus :D
  38. Thread: #ClapForCarers

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    Give them a stern talking to :spank:

    Give them a stern talking to :spank:
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    Memes - you gotta love em

    Stolen from a friend but made me chuckle today
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    This is why I covered my @res and said 'mostly';...

    This is why I covered my @res and said 'mostly'; in my first response I agreed that the lender's valuers also played a role. People will only sell, when property prices are dropping, if they are...
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    You're agreeing with me, but saying it's not...

    You're agreeing with me, but saying it's not true! How strange.

    I said the housing market is driven (mostly) by supply and demand ... this is what you've also said above but in a lot more words!
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    Scoot is one of these ...... I'll let others...

    Scoot is one of these ...... I'll let others decide which one :rolleyes:
  43. Thread: #ClapForCarers

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    There will be some people on here who believe...

    There will be some people on here who believe that :laugh
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    But I bet you're tempted now to pop over there...

    But I bet you're tempted now to pop over there for a wee laugh? :happy
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    Sorry ..... would you prefer to hear my 70's...

    Sorry ..... would you prefer to hear my 70's disco CD?
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    :laugh i normally let things go if you can at...

    :laugh

    i normally let things go if you can at least make out the gist of the question. If someone wants to ask a question, even if they're only trolling, then they at least need to put in enough...
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    Any guess when posters will start to use commas...

    Any guess when posters will start to use commas or full stops so that sentences start to make sense?
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    Let's break this down ..... Can we have a...

    Let's break this down .....


    Can we have a link where you did this? Unfortunately, like a few other posters on here, you make loads of 'predictions', most of which are completely off the mark ......
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    PM sent to you to rectify that omission :D

    PM sent to you to rectify that omission :D
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    I only have to hear a snippet of that song, and...

    I only have to hear a snippet of that song, and I'm seeing the Hugh Grant scene as he walks through Notting Hill market - such a great song for a beautifully shot scene (even if you don't like...
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