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    Looks at who the OP is. Even his family wouldn't...

    Looks at who the OP is. Even his family wouldn't take (imaginary) money off him.
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    I did like that line.

    I did like that line.
  3. I like how the "Who we are" section does...

    I like how the "Who we are" section does precisely nothing to explain who they are.
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    Its happening next* month

    Its happening next* month
  5. This may sound flippant/meladramatic, but it may...

    This may sound flippant/meladramatic, but it may make it real: Have you seen the TV show Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!?

    If it gets to that point, it's no different to any other debt and the...
  6. You need a bigger baseball bat. I'd not be...

    You need a bigger baseball bat.

    I'd not be buying property just now either, unless it was for a home I planned to stay in for a good number of years, not as an investment.
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    He was referring to your NLUK account ;)

    He was referring to your NLUK account ;)
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    It's the other way about. I see such posts as...

    It's the other way about. I see such posts as akin to paying £1 at the Edinburgh Fringe to see someone you've never heard of. Most of the time you'll end up regretting your purchase and grimacing in...
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    is the other 10% is for expert charting advice?

    is the other 10% is for expert charting advice?
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    If the banks are dropping valuations for mortgage...

    If the banks are dropping valuations for mortgage purposes, the volume of people able to afford any particular house will naturally fall too. It'll come down to sellers willingness/need to sell at...
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    It could be that this particular accountant has...

    It could be that this particular accountant has unbundled all their services and the OP is paying (less) for a basic accountancy service.
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    Do you work in 1995?

    Do you work in 1995?
  13. Does it last longer, or have you not been able to...

    Does it last longer, or have you not been able to find out yet?
  14. Do these people actually think about what they...

    Do these people actually think about what they say/write?
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    I've checked my calendar, and you are indeed...

    I've checked my calendar, and you are indeed correct.
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    "Take back control" of your own money. Well, it...

    "Take back control" of your own money. Well, it worked before; they'll be signing up in their droves.
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    I checked my calendar, and its definitely not...

    I checked my calendar, and its definitely not post April 2021 today.
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    Are you sure its not a FTC (Fixed Term Contract)?...

    Are you sure its not a FTC (Fixed Term Contract)? Sounds like a funny mix of 2 options.

    If it is a FPC with an SOW and you'll be self-declaring outside, you'd better ensure your working practices...
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    It'll never reach 60.

    It'll never reach 60.
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    When you say "minimum wage", do you mean the...

    When you say "minimum wage", do you mean the legal minimum wage, or do you mean the £8-9K up to the NI threshold?

    Read the other threads on this matter; I'd say its very risk to attempt to do...
  21. Check history (sold) auctions for the product and...

    Check history (sold) auctions for the product and that will tell you.
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    This. Direct personal impact is the only thing...

    This. Direct personal impact is the only thing that will change many peoples actions. I suspect a few of those flouting the rules wouldn't even care if it was one of their elderly relatives who ended...
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    What was her day-to-day role in the company (how...

    What was her day-to-day role in the company (how many hours per day did she work for the company), what was her salary and how much redundancy do you want to pay her?

    And if the tax man came...
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    Which of the previous 73 posts was this in...

    Which of the previous 73 posts was this in reference to?

    All 73 might well be a valid answer.
  26. I wonder if some clients are paying these...

    I wonder if some clients are paying these "agencies" for a form of market research where they determine what rate/how low people are willing to go.
  27. No really. You've still not said what the issue...

    No really. You've still not said what the issue is other than "Compliance".

    It really hope its not another contractor-brainwave-solution for a problem that does not really exist, but, I'll hold...
  28. Who has an issue with compliance today? And...

    Who has an issue with compliance today? And compliance with what? As far as I am aware, there are no regulatory compliance requirements for Umbrellas.

    I'm still not clear who the beneficiary of...
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    I guess it'll be a little more muffled.

    I guess it'll be a little more muffled.
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    Oh, the irony :D

    Oh, the irony :D
  31. It's clear you're not (yet) ready to share the...

    It's clear you're not (yet) ready to share the solution. But, can you share the issue this solution is going to resolve, and for whom it is resolving it?
  32. Sticky: She is such a perceptive woman!

    She is such a perceptive woman!
  33. This reminds me of the folk that used to go on...

    This reminds me of the folk that used to go on shows like X-Factor and tell the judges the all their friends and family said they were brilliant and should go on the show. Then they sing and sound...
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    Yes, you admitted your FTSE put was made up.

    Yes, you admitted your FTSE put was made up.
  35. He's already been told why; he just doesn't like...

    He's already been told why; he just doesn't like the answer.
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    Will you cry when your (now admitted as made up)...

    Will you cry when your (now admitted as made up) FTSE Put ends and you have to find something else to lie about?
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    Wow, I came looking for this thread for my...

    Wow, I came looking for this thread for my morning fix of laughs at the ramblings of our resident Walter Mitty only to find some newbie's multiple DOOM threads has pushed it to the second page! We...
  38. brolly puts you on furlough > brolly pays you >...

    brolly puts you on furlough > brolly pays you > brolly hopes goverment repays Umbrella

    That's where the chain broke down.
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    Have you asked your accountant? Someone had to...

    Have you asked your accountant?

    Someone had to say it
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    For every buyer there's a seller. Learn the...

    For every buyer there's a seller. Learn the difference between a buy/sell order and an actual buy/sell. HTH.
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    Eh? Who are these "most"? You're the one that...

    Eh? Who are these "most"? You're the one that started pushing Lloyds; from what I remember, most responses were of the "not with a bargepole" variety.

    You really need to stop creating these...
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    :tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble:

    :tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble:
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    Not really since they got found out and don't...

    Not really since they got found out and don't have friends in the government/donated to the relevant party in order to help them out.
  44. Surely you were here long enough with your...

    Surely you were here long enough with your previous account to work this out? It's this forum

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/
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    Outside IR35. Got to find the positives :)

    Outside IR35. Got to find the positives :)
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    Ah, she did pop out for almost minute. I wondered...

    Ah, she did pop out for almost minute. I wondered where she'd been.
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    I hope you booked a table for you and your many...

    I hope you booked a table for you and your many friends. Sorry, "friends" :D
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    TA's like to say "the chart says..." without...

    TA's like to say "the chart says..." without telling you it is the PERSON who is interpreting the chart and is drawing the lines that they use to validate their pre-existing thoughts.

    If it...
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    He got confused. ...

    He got confused.

    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2020/0647/products/MentosMint_400x.jpg?v=1586644022
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    How many of those can you buy with £2.2M?

    How many of those can you buy with £2.2M?
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