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  1. Ah, the thrash of the Class 47 locomotives ...

    Ah, the thrash of the Class 47 locomotives


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUrG-EQUHHs
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    Are you suggesting that these human emotions...

    Are you suggesting that these human emotions create patterns?
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    My opinion is that the patterns that technical...

    My opinion is that the patterns that technical analysis describes, happen in the financial markets as a result of trading activity if nobody knows about technical analysis. But rather analogous to...
  4. Thread: What an idiot

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    Correct as a general principle, because the fix...

    Correct as a general principle, because the fix for the problem one person has might make the problems worse for everyone else.
  5. Thread: General moan

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    On here, do you mean?

    On here, do you mean?
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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:
  7. About 20 years after everyone else.

    About 20 years after everyone else.
  8. Thread: Boom!

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    You dropped one: :banana:

    You dropped one:
    :banana:
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    Poll: Dig Maggie up - she'd still do a better job than...

    Dig Maggie up - she'd still do a better job than the living ones.
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    Some comment here: SNOW - Snowflake...

    Some comment here:
    SNOW - Snowflake
  11. Thread: Boomed!

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    :banana::banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:
  12. Thread: Boomed!

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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:
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    :wave:

    :wave:
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    Maybe OP needs to do some dangerous sports to...

    Maybe OP needs to do some dangerous sports to loosen up the joints. There's nothing like the risk of sudden death to get you moving.
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    A star * ? No self-respecting sql developer uses...

    A star * ?
    No self-respecting sql developer uses stars. Put the names of the columns you want to use you lazy sod :mad
  16. Thread: Lebanon blast

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    Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Boomed!"

    Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Boomed!"
  17. If he going to drive it round the prison...

    If he going to drive it round the prison courtyard? Cos that's where he's going lol
  18. :banana::banana::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana:
  19. And only a few miles from the Cumbre Vieja ridge...

    And only a few miles from the Cumbre Vieja ridge on La Palma, which is poised to collapse, triggering a mega-tsunami hundreds of meters high!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utAunBKXV4
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    That, or tell him to belt-up.

    That, or tell him to belt-up.
  21. Handy floatation devices, in this context.

    Handy floatation devices, in this context.
  22. Thread: kaBoomed

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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:
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    That's the advice I give to most of my passengers...

    That's the advice I give to most of my passengers :rolleyes:
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    Roller skates I guess. ...

    Roller skates I guess.

    https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/chongqing-china-chinese-police-officers-in-rollerskating-gear-patrol-picture-id57198064
  25. Maybe do a double-deck conversion/extension, to...

    Maybe do a double-deck conversion/extension, to get twice as much room?

    As for what to put in it, how about housing some exotic pets? My friend has a small heated Reptilium in his garage, where he...
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    This is making me very confused..

    This is making me very confused..
  27. Thread: Feisty Wife

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    Parasites they are. Should confiscate the vehicle...

    Parasites they are. Should confiscate the vehicle if caught.
  28. Perhaps some of us could put up some statues of...

    Perhaps some of us could put up some statues of our own. To wind up the lefties.

    Of people like Lord Tebbitt, Thatcher of course, Iain Duncan Smith. Nigel..

    Can you make them using a 3D printer?
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    My great great great grandfather's brother has a...

    My great great great grandfather's brother has a statue up in London. Hope he doesn't get the topple!
  30. is a psychological tool they will try to use to...

    is a psychological tool they will try to use to stitch you up. There are limits to the extent you can or should try to leave things better for them.
  31. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdIEtTJ8O0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdIEtTJ8O0
  32. "At age 13 Danny decided to create his first...

    "At age 13 Danny decided to create his first website. Not"

    I don't think it's worth reading the rest

    "wanting to be at the peril of eBay, he took control by expanding his online presence."
    ...
  33. Thread: Spending Block

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    Why would you want to overcome it? By saving...

    Why would you want to overcome it?
    By saving large amounts of money you make yourself free. Don't knock it. You're lucky that you have that work ethic - many don't.
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    And Facebook is your friend. If you can avoid...

    And Facebook is your friend. If you can avoid getting banned.
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    I once got fired after 20 minutes once (well the...

    I once got fired after 20 minutes once (well the morning after) in my younger years. I had a gig delivering shopping catalogs to homes in my local area. Hours to suit, it said. So I decided to have a...
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    Don't always work unfortunately. I think police...

    Don't always work unfortunately.
    I think police need to use lethal force to defend themselves in some infrequent situations. And even then sometimes they get killed.
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    This doesn't even make sense. You as an...

    This doesn't even make sense. You as an individual can never be the subject of a liquidation. Liquidation only applies to companies or other organizations.

    I suspect poor underwriting skills on...
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    Amateurs. Every self-respecting mathematician...

    Amateurs. Every self-respecting mathematician will subtract the log of the denominator from the log of the numerator, and raise ten to the power of the result :smokin
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    Presumably the reason is that with interest rates...

    Presumably the reason is that with interest rates being so low, these accounts are no longer profitable for them.
  40. Thread: Independence Day

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    Go Donald! :happy

    Go Donald! :happy
  41. Thread: Inneresting site

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    They also show real-time information on the...

    They also show real-time information on the trains in each block section, as well as the aspect of each of their associated signals.

    OpenTrainTimes: Live map of Esher to Worting Junction
    (scroll...
  42. Making a lot of "dough" is what us contractors...

    Making a lot of "dough" is what us contractors are (were) famous for.
  43. Invest in insurance companies. Their shares have...

    Invest in insurance companies. Their shares have been hit by Covid making investors think they'll have to pay out loads. I think they won't have to pay so much.
    e.g. I bought a load of Aviva a...
  44. Just because dividend tax, or NI, is not...

    Just because dividend tax, or NI, is not ring-fenced by statute, does not mean politicians cannot regard them to be so informally.
    The word "national insurance" does suggest "insurance". Maybe the...
  45. Hideous! I can't believe that's a genuine Roller....

    Hideous! I can't believe that's a genuine Roller.

    Here's a genuine Roller (Corniche):

    https://www.rrsilvershadow.com/Best2d/Corniche%20conv%201984%20ECX07946%20LV.jpg
  46. Thread: Visiting lovers

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    It depends on what part of your anatomy you wear...

    It depends on what part of your anatomy you wear it :p
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    He's slowing down the company's ability to...

    He's slowing down the company's ability to expand, because the excess payments to staff can't then be used to invest in capital in the business. It also makes it more vulnerable to insolvency in a...
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    If it uses AI, it could tell you when it thinks...

    If it uses AI, it could tell you when it thinks you need to go perhaps?
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    And if you found you couldn't sell it, would you...

    And if you found you couldn't sell it, would you -chalk- it up to experience?
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    The Wail has got wind of it: Aviation tycoon...

    The Wail has got wind of it:

    Aviation tycoon seeks judicial review of the Covid-19 lockdown | Daily Mail Online

    Comments section people laying into him, as expected..
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