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    Perfection Sent from my iPhone using...

    Perfection


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    That’s the one - but isn’t there an edited CUK...

    That’s the one - but isn’t there an edited CUK version with a “fvck that” reply ?


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    Dilbert cartoon help.

    Can someone share the “you’ve been a good contractor employee” “fvck that” cartooon.

    Many thanks...


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    Anecdotally - lots of Brexiteers I know are going...

    Anecdotally - lots of Brexiteers I know are going out of their way to buy British and avoid buying EU at all costs.


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    I’m a member of IPSE FWIW; and educate as many...

    I’m a member of IPSE FWIW; and educate as many people as I can.


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    Employer National Insurance IR35

    The greatest unfairness with I35 is that you pay Employer NI as well as Employee NI and Income Tax.

    So you actually pay more tax than an employee. But have minimal employment benefits.

    Further...
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    The kick in the teeth is paying employers and...

    The kick in the teeth is paying employers and employee NI out of that.

    And remember you get feck all employment rights.


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    https://i.redd.it/q1l1nnowg1y21.jpg Sent...

    https://i.redd.it/q1l1nnowg1y21.jpg


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  9. She seems nice. Sent from my iPhone using...

    She seems nice.


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  10. Police on the hunt for doorbell licker...

    California Police are hunting down a person caught on video licking the doorbell for three hours whilst the family inside were asleep...

    Police search for man who licked doorbell for three hours...
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    We are actually performing pretty well; check the...

    We are actually performing pretty well; check the latest OECD figures.

    http://www.oecd.org/sdd/na/QNA-GDP-Growth-Q318-Eng.pdf


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    How many times have you been arrested?!? ...

    How many times have you been arrested?!?


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  13. I very much agree I shouldn’t be paying...

    I very much agree I shouldn’t be paying Employer’s NI but this is the reality of inside IR35 today.

    I get more pay than a permie, but any perks (holiday pay) come from incurred earnings. I can pay...
  14. You don’t get sick pay inside IR35. But you do...

    You don’t get sick pay inside IR35. But you do get holiday pay - though the funding of this in my case comes from my earnings on actual days worked. So it saves me a little tax but costs my...
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    Ten minutes and no time for questions. Fecking...

    Ten minutes and no time for questions. Fecking insulting. Humiliating. No deal.
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    Stop shopping in Waitrose,

    Stop shopping in Waitrose,
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    Try sheeps wool grease. It’s great for cracked...

    Try sheeps wool grease. It’s great for cracked nipples, apparently.
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    Meh

    Meh
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    Yes I believe so.

    Yes I believe so.
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    ‘More’

    ‘More’
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    I accept tips.

    I accept tips.
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    Just an observation.

    Just an observation.
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    IR35 and home working

    Home working seems very popular for staff here at this Public Sector client I am at, but it is not permitted for contractors (even IR35 contractors).

    :-(
  24. Ask him if he only wipes with two sheets even if...

    Ask him if he only wipes with two sheets even if still dirty, because more sheets is more delay...
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    But what does ‘staying in the EU’ mean? ...

    But what does ‘staying in the EU’ mean?

    Because the EU is continually pooling national sovereignty and pushing forward ‘ever closer union’.

    Many EU politicians want to see a ‘United States of...
  26. Was strange seeing the EU flag (does it have a...

    Was strange seeing the EU flag (does it have a nick name) waved during God Save The Queen...
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    “I’m a mother” Lol, so what!

    “I’m a mother”

    Lol, so what!
  28. Bread

    Bread
  29. That’s sovereign UK overseas territory you’re...

    That’s sovereign UK overseas territory you’re talking about there Paddy...
  30. I track income & expenses on a home made...

    I track income & expenses on a home made spreadsheet and it calculates Corp tax and vat to set aside. It’s pretty accurate and easy to manage.
  31. Cheers 𗀇

    Cheers 𗀇
  32. Slangiva!

    Slangiva!
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    Maybe not [emoji4]

    Maybe not [emoji4]
  34. Maintain a strong special relationship with...

    Maintain a strong special relationship with London.

    But the rest of the UK can feck off.

    We just want yer fecking money!!!
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    You mean the border with NI.

    You mean the border with NI.
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    For presenting the facts - lol - open your eyes...

    For presenting the facts - lol - open your eyes pal.
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    Representing CUK Brexiteers

    You calling 29% of Black 32% of Asians racist?
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    It’s a big worry. Ultimately we may need to...

    It’s a big worry. Ultimately we may need to colonise space; but by that point will we have the resources to do it?
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    That’s Bull tulip Mr racist.

    That’s Bull tulip Mr racist.
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    Resources are finite. Do you want to live in an...

    Resources are finite. Do you want to live in an ever more population dense country?

    Well 37% is a significant minority.

    All those who use the Gammon insult are racist.
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    Representing CUK Brexiteers

    A few observations;

    Social cohesion is strained with insufficient resources. Further demand from migrants for inadequate integration resources is going to cause problems.
    ...
  42. Thread: Really?

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    helicopters are aircraft; ...

    helicopters are aircraft;

    https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/hms-queen-elizabeth-aircraft-carrier-maiden-voyage-royal-navy-portsmouth-usa-1005262.jpg?r=1534678607537
  43. Granddaughter roll over mate - easy peasy lemon...

    Granddaughter roll over mate - easy peasy lemon squeezy.
  44. It’s all good

    It’s all good
  45. Can you not get a direct train to Swindon Town?

    Can you not get a direct train to Swindon Town?
  46. This is for Queen and country my good man.

    This is for Queen and country my good man.
  47. Much will roll over. Freedom of the air...

    Much will roll over. Freedom of the air guarantees overflights and any country which has the queen on its stamps/coins/notes etc will roll it over. Even Singapore says it wants a roll over.
  48. IT data experts... your country needs you.

    https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/index.cgi?SID=Y3NvdXJjZT1jc2ZzZWFyY2gmcGFnZWFjdGlvbj12aWV3dmFjYnlqb2JsaXN0Jm93bmVyPTUwNzAwMDAmam9ibGlzdF92aWV3X3ZhYz0xNTk2OTc1Jm93bmVydHlwZT1mYWlyJnBhZ2...
  49. I know what bilateral means you gimp. The...

    I know what bilateral means you gimp.

    The transitional deal breaches red lines. I’m talking about something exceptionally lean; which still enables basic functional relationships between the EU -...
  50. I used to think this but I don’t see a...

    I used to think this but I don’t see a (transition) deal reached due to red lines on both sides; and I don’t see a full on crash out either - I see some emergency bilateral policy to keep planes...
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