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    :cheers: :birthday: :cheers:

    :cheers: :birthday: :cheers:
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    Sticky: We have a lot of bin problems - mainly people...

    We have a lot of bin problems - mainly people sneaking in after midnight and dumping stuff in them. There's rarely any room in the recycling bin though :emb
  3. Thread: Computer Futures

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    Positive in that, shortly after putting the phone...

    Positive in that, shortly after putting the phone down, I had a bloody good laugh.

    If you do engage with them make sure the salesman ...err... consultant holds a current rod licence from the...
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    Poll: How come Nigel Short knows so much about girls?

    How come Nigel Short knows so much about girls?
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    I liked the recently unearthed document from the...

    I liked the recently unearthed document from the Royal Albert Hall
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    Yes, this is true. There are a number of theories...

    Yes, this is true. There are a number of theories floating around with (widely varying) degrees of plausibility. I truly feel sorry for his parents. And ,of course, we only have the word of the...
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    This is so awful, but it doesn't really make...

    This is so awful, but it doesn't really make sense.
    If he wanted to kill himself why not just jump off a cliff or crash his car? Maybe he didn't do that because he didn't want to be remembered as a...
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    Hey, hey, HEY!. Let's be careful out there.

    Hey, hey, HEY!. Let's be careful out there.
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    I think 3) was an historic walk

    I think 3) was an historic walk
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    You're welcome and have a lovely holiday. ...

    You're welcome and have a lovely holiday.

    <<paarrrrppp>>
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    Happy Birthday! :cheers:

    Happy Birthday! :cheers: <-- coke
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    It's better than it sounds. He had a lovely way...

    It's better than it sounds. He had a lovely way with language. He got it wrong a few times but was also great at poking fun at stereotypes.
    Does anyone remember the burning wheel rolling out of the...
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    Bugger, :tulip: and f**etty f**k. They won't be...

    Bugger, :tulip: and f**etty f**k. They won't be dancing in the streets of Ankh Morpork tonight. And neither will I :(
    I hope the Patrician gives him a good send off.
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    A shooting stick Gerber multi tool Barbour...

    A shooting stick
    Gerber multi tool
    Barbour waxed jacket
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    Yes, I agree, it is the most logical explanation...

    Yes, I agree, it is the most logical explanation (unless JC really is a :cretin: which is unlikely). As a wise man once said - follow the money.

    Agree with NF in that contractors can't be sacked,...
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    I suppose I should drop in more often :emb

    I suppose I should drop in more often :emb
  17. Thread: Mensa anyone?

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    The top 2%? Oh great

    The top 2%? Oh great <snigger>
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    FTFY I'd have been tempted to fill in a couple...

    FTFY

    I'd have been tempted to fill in a couple of sides of A4 detailing the cramps, backache and loads of other unpleasant details that all you delicate flowers really wouldn't want to know about ...
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    a) shouldn't that be ze Vinter Gardens (for...

    a) shouldn't that be ze Vinter Gardens (for Poland and France, anyway)?
    b) Farage gave a speech in the US at the Gaylord Conference Centre - and not one of you has made a homophobic comment? :eek:...
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    And that would be the truth. What the actual...

    And that would be the truth.

    What the actual f*** were you thinking Platypus?
    Having said that, I very much doubt she was being serious. I reckon she copped on to your desperate flirting a long...
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    This makes me very glum. A daft sci-fi show...

    This makes me very glum. A daft sci-fi show inspired loads of people (and women) to study science. Fabulous epitaph, isn't it?
    RIP.
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    One of our sites is at the end of the road where...

    One of our sites is at the end of the road where all the kebab shops nightclubs are, so I don't really think that counts as a dogging venue. One of the others is likely to result in death via mad...
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    OP - If I were in your position I'd take the...

    OP - If I were in your position I'd take the money. The project is not clearly defined and could end tomorrow.

    I take the point about lots of short contracts but,IME, this is more of a problem for...
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    Sticky: I think so.

    I think so.
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    Sticky: Praise the Lord Jehovah and pass the ammunition....

    Praise the Lord Jehovah and pass the ammunition. Especially if they ring my virtual doorbell.
    I think I may remove the doorbell.

    I'm slightly tempted to bait them but it wouldn't suit the...
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    Sticky: Whizzo. Bonus points for wedging in a pic of your...

    Whizzo. Bonus points for wedging in a pic of your furry friend <fnaar, fnaar>
    Caught up on the Mr N thing and hoping it gets better soon. Mr Z concurs.
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    Sticky: Iawn diolch

    Iawn diolch
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    Sticky: And I'm back to hating this new-fangled...

    And I'm back to hating this new-fangled technology.

    I've had a fabulous day - beautiful location, lunch, a bit pissed on champagne - and I get home to find I have a new follower on Twitter....
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    No, having worked for a charity I wouldn't take a...

    No, having worked for a charity I wouldn't take a rate cut. At the end of the day they are a business and should be treated like one.
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    Only behind your back.

    Only behind your back.
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    I did not have sex with that woman. I tripped....

    I did not have sex with that woman. I tripped. Honest.
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    Call me old-fashioned but when I were a lass a...

    Call me old-fashioned but when I were a lass a **** didn't qualify as a serious relationship.
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    They were having an affair long before the X/Mrs...

    They were having an affair long before the X/Mrs X split. You don't get into a serious relationship after 6 weeks.
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    Sticky: Thanks for the suggestions. Spider dog is cute.

    Thanks for the suggestions. Spider dog is cute.
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    Looking on the positive side, it should stop the...

    Looking on the positive side, it should stop the gay rumours. He's still a shape-shifting alien lizard though.
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    Sticky: He's probably trendy these days. I've argued...

    He's probably trendy these days.

    I've argued with myself, lost and have made a pot of fresh coffee, so I need to find something on the interweb to keep me amused.
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    Sticky: :rollin: Celebrity Hurt Locker Can't do the...

    :rollin: Celebrity Hurt Locker

    Can't do the celebrity fashion quiz as a) I can't think of any influences so b) I usually look like I got dressed in a power cut.
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    Sticky: Happy New Year too! Life is unexciting, which...

    Happy New Year too!

    Life is unexciting, which is how I generally prefer it :D
    Anything new here? I see the squirrel-botherer is back.
  39. Have you been drinking? :ladybags:

    Have you been drinking? :ladybags:
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    Sticky: Oh dear. Workshop = Post-it notes + bull:tulip:...

    Oh dear.

    Workshop = Post-it notes + bull:tulip: + insufficient number of Danish pastries
    Grit your teeth and think of the money :)
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    And we have a little more snow falling. Super. On...

    And we have a little more snow falling. Super. On the plus side - it did force me to find my wellies earlier.
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    There's an Asda not far from there if you need...

    There's an Asda not far from there if you need some more booze for later. Keep going!
  43. Thread: Elite:Dangerous

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    We have it here but it'll be months before I get...

    We have it here but it'll be months before I get a sniff. Mr Z seems very happy so far, and the content will improve. (he still has trouble docking at the stations though <much sniggering from one...
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    Sticky: I saw it. We had a good show here, as it's a...

    I saw it. We had a good show here, as it's a pretty clear night and I tweeted 'em to say they'd been spotted. I love technology sometimes.
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    Bugger. Bet you thought you'd be whinging about...

    Bugger. Bet you thought you'd be whinging about busy shops when you got back :hug:
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    :cheers: :banana: :cheers:

    :cheers: :banana: :cheers:
  47. Thread: FIFA corruption

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    Yep :D He can out bung the bungers, though. A...

    Yep :D He can out bung the bungers, though. A quality act.

    Allegedly, obviously
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    I really didn't think they made brown envelopes...

    I really didn't think they made brown envelopes that big.

    I'd back Bernie Ecclestone, if he decided to run.
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    It depends what her taste is (citrus, flowery...

    It depends what her taste is (citrus, flowery etc.) so you could ask the shop assistant to recommend something like that.
    'Celebrity' perfumes tend to smell like cat piss, so I'd avoid.

    I like...
  50. Thread: Filling up

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    One of our neighbours is such an establishment....

    One of our neighbours is such an establishment. He used to work for KwikFit and the amount of ..ahem.. upselling they had to do to keep their jobs was shocking. He seems to be doing well now.
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