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    How much gas did you extract?

    How much gas did you extract?
  2. I'd sack myself for incompetence.

    I'd sack myself for incompetence.
  3. We've got 18 kids coming around to destroy the...

    We've got 18 kids coming around to destroy the garden while hunting for chocolate. :suicide:

    Oh, and CM, Tripp Trapp High Chair - Stokke® Global they're less hideous than most high chairs and...
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    Even seals shun gingers: Ginger Seal Shunned By...

    Even seals shun gingers: Ginger Seal Shunned By Peers - Photography - ShortList Magazine
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    Poll: Colombian hostages

    It's been a while since we last aired this one. BBC News - Colombia's Farc rebels release hostages
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    For those of you without a sub Solar-Project...

    For those of you without a sub
    Solar-Project Developer Files for Chapter 11 - WSJ.com
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    Quite a bit if you get the right size. :happy ...

    Quite a bit if you get the right size. :happy

    http://www.artizans.com/images/previews/KIN1370.pvw.jpg
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    You should top up once you're down to your last...

    You should top up once you're down to your last half a cupboard full.
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    Give us this day our daily spud

    Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum | Metro.co.uk

    That's it, I'm never going to attempt hanging curtains.
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    I don't carry cash. I have people to do that for...

    I don't carry cash. I have people to do that for me.
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    As MF says, a survey where you'd be an idiot to...

    As MF says, a survey where you'd be an idiot to answer anything other than "Extremely Important" to all the questions is not likely to be very useful.
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    Enough of that lovely dovey stuff. It's...

    Enough of that lovely dovey stuff.



    It's almost as if we were back in the 1950's. West side story the musical with lyrics by Stephen Sondheim has the song "Gee, Officer Krupke":
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    :yay: Glad to see you're still around.

    :yay: Glad to see you're still around.
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    :rollin: He could always apply to play the...

    :rollin:

    He could always apply to play the role of Tarzan:



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9MJMOMufY
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    Anyone know if Diver was Austrian?

    Ouch - seems an extreme way to make sure you stay on the dole!
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    :yay:...

    :yay: http://vozforums.com/images/smilies/emos/boom.gif :yay:
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    Diary August 31 Just got a new contract in...

    Diary

    August 31
    Just got a new contract in Port Hedland , Western Australia ..
    Now this is a town that knows how to live!
    Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings.
    I watched the sunset...
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    :laughThat article is hilarious: It's...

    :laughThat article is hilarious:



    It's like a scene from Blackadder.
  19. Thread: BOOMED!!

    by PRC1964
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    :yay:...

    :yay: http://vozforums.com/images/smilies/emos/boom.gif :yay:
  20. Thread: Granny tax

    by PRC1964
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    Good thinking. Have you replaced her with a Bob?...

    Good thinking. Have you replaced her with a Bob? More of a Naan than a Nan?
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    Ha, a quick google throws up this: Little Rabbit...

    Ha, a quick google throws up this: Little Rabbit Foo Foo - YouTube
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    All operations carry a risk. I'd probably try to...

    All operations carry a risk. I'd probably try to balance out the risk of the operation by eating a menu consisting of:


    Fugu
    San Nak Ji
    Cassava
    Giant Bullfrog
    Ackee Fruit
    ...
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    I quite like both Guinea Pig and Alpaca. These...

    I quite like both Guinea Pig and Alpaca. These people do Alpaca sausages which are tasty: Askerton Castle - Home
  24. What's cheaper? Breed your own dogs, feed...

    What's cheaper?


    Breed your own dogs, feed and house them up to the the point of slaughter (oh, and there's probably some kind hounf tax too).
    Nick some else's dog
    I imagine that it's pretty...
  25. It isn't illegal to eat them or breed them for...

    It isn't illegal to eat them or breed them for food.

    It is illegal to nick someone else's mut and serve it up.

    HTH
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    http://www.waccoe.com/style_emoticons/default/boll...

    http://www.waccoe.com/style_emoticons/default/bollywood.gif Well done Sachin. It's taken about a year to come.
  27. Thread: Victory!

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    I just had this posted through my letter box. ...

    I just had this posted through my letter box. Should I be worried?


    http://i.imgur.com/HS1yu.jpg
  28. I'm PRC, and as a professional and courteous...

    I'm PRC, and as a professional and courteous Godlike person, I feel quite qualified to preside over you and your outpourings of bilge.

    HTH
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    http://www.waccoe.com/style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif
  30. Blah

    Blah
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    You've only yourself to blame. You should always...

    You've only yourself to blame. You should always boil them before eating them.
  32. This is probably around your level of competence....

    This is probably around your level of competence.

    http://modculture.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451cbb069e201116843f27d970c-800wi
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    Simple, you put it on a website and get the...

    Simple, you put it on a website and get the public to vote: Rate My Poo *


    * Warning for the hard of thinking. The above website may not be suitable for viewing while at a client site.
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    http://www.waccoe.com/style_emoticons/default/appl...

    http://www.waccoe.com/style_emoticons/default/applaud.gif
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    I'd go for something like Ian Nland-Revenue. ...

    I'd go for something like Ian Nland-Revenue. :smokin
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    Smear cat food over everyone elses cars.

    Smear cat food over everyone elses cars.
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    He's always liked talking about himself.

    He's always liked talking about himself.
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    A triumvirate of full moons ...

    A triumvirate of full moons
    :moon::moon::moon:
  39. Saturday: Take the kids to football and swimming...

    Saturday: Take the kids to football and swimming on Saturday morning, out for a Sri Lanken curry in the evening.

    Sunday: Take eldest to football then drag everyone out for a ramble through the...
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    People sell (and presumably buy) thaose freebie...

    People sell (and presumably buy) thaose freebie airline wash bags. Just search ebay for "amenity bags".
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    People microwaving stuff so that you don't have...

    People microwaving stuff so that you don't have to.
  42. Which one of you leaked the YouPron user names?

    YouPorn User Emails and Passwords Exposed

    Admin, can you match any of these passwords to CUK users? I think we need to know who has been :winker: when they should have been working:
    ...
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    Why not just forward it to Mr Jacob M'Bungu? Or...

    Why not just forward it to Mr Jacob M'Bungu? Or would that cause some kind of email scam implosion?
  44. Is that when you don't mind waiting a long time...

    Is that when you don't mind waiting a long time to flick a V sign?
  45. Those Portuguese fishermen will burn anything if...

    Those Portuguese fishermen will burn anything if you make them really cross.
  46. I'd be worried if I had a holiday property in...

    I'd be worried if I had a holiday property in Portugal. Particularly in the Douro region. The job losses there are devastating and I've heard of many holiday properties being ransacked for anything...
  47. I'm sure that Motorola users will be fine with...

    I'm sure that Motorola users will be fine with switching to 'pinch-to-unlock' TM

    Once they have implemented it on all phones I'll dig out this thread and claim my £3.5 billion royalties. :happy
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    :spel Fleetwood1975...

    :spel Fleetwood1975 :spel
  49. Vauxhalls.

    Vauxhalls.
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    The FBI are suspicious of just about everybody. ...

    The FBI are suspicious of just about everybody.

    FBI “Communities Against Terrorism” Suspicious Activity Reporting Flyers | Public Intelligence

    The General Public are NOT to be trusted.
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