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  1. Do you lick your own balls with that mouth?

    Do you lick your own balls with that mouth?
  2. In light of the new political reality

    Seeing as every one in Westminster village is now open to talks and putting the national interest first (before party concerns).

    I say here in GeneralForum Village we adopt the same supportive...
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    Sticky: Contract Staying Away: Hotel Tips

    Hi,

    I am just about to embark on a new contract where I will be staying away......in Basingstoke :ohwell

    Are there any good tips for

    The best "contractor" hotels to go for (I am thinking...
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    He is working through his own limited company.

    He is working through his own limited company.
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    Substitution paperwork

    I am about to substitute my current contract out to another contractor.

    The client company has agreed and I am ready to go.

    With regards to my legal relationship with the substituting...
  6. Agents: Jumped up barrow boys just don't know what is good for them

    I am attempting to substitute in my current contract.

    I have the substitute contractor lined up he is happy. The client company is happy as the contractor has previously worked there and knows...
  7. How hard is it to discern class: Q: Do you...

    How hard is it to discern class:

    Q: Do you work for a living?
    A: Yes

    Then you are working class

    A: No
    Then you are a bludger off the state, whether aristo or doley bum
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    I studied biological sciences up to and including...

    I studied biological sciences up to and including post grad.

    I too graduated into the 90's recession and no-one wanted to employ me. So I went for an MSc in computing.

    I might have stuck to...
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    And I am guessing that you do BI? HTH

    And I am guessing that you do BI?

    HTH
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    How's the jag, did you buy it with your bonus. ...

    How's the jag, did you buy it with your bonus.

    Just wondered

    :wink
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    Interview at Sony Europe

    Just wondering has anybody worked for Sony.

    Anything I should bear in mind?

    Many thanks

    BB
  12. Watching the primeministerial debates is............

    About as much fun as anal bleaching (I would imagine)

    (I don't know why I posted this I just wanted to share)

    :emb
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    It's like you know me :tongue

    It's like you know me :tongue
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    I was on hols with wifie, so logging on to CUK...

    I was on hols with wifie, so logging on to CUK was way down the list of priorities.


    So fill me in. What's occurring

    SASGuru I thought you had left.....glad to see you haven't. Now give me...
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    Just got back from NYC

    What has gone on in my absence????

    Totally new look and feel to the site.

    This will take some getting used to.

    Hello to all, whatdidIMiss?????
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    I want to put him over my knee and tan his arse. ...

    I want to put him over my knee and tan his arse.

    Alphabetti Spaghetti is not to be played with.

    Naughty little guru

    :spank::spank::spank::spank:
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    Concentrate on opening that flask of soup your...

    Concentrate on opening that flask of soup your carer gave you. We don't want you covering yourself in hot creamy liquid. Not before lights out anyway young man
  18. Ever thought about a career in politics SG? You...

    Ever thought about a career in politics SG? You would go far I think:wink
  19. I am back did anyone miss me?

    I am back did anyone miss me?
  20. I thought Sasguru has promised to flounce off

    I have just noticed he is posting today.

    That's it, I am so perturbed he is back. I am flouncing off.

    Bwoken pwomises in bwoken Bwitain

    SG stick to your word man.

    I will NEVER return...
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    Are you John Redwood (on and on and on). Don't...

    Are you John Redwood (on and on and on). Don't you have to go and learn the words to the Welsh National Anthem or some such. Now run along....
  22. Insurances: What is the "normal" level??

    Hi

    I am working for a clientco at the moment and at renewal time they are asking for insurances from my Ltd co.

    They have requested the following:

    # £5million Public Liability Insurance...
  23. And maybe a late nigth viewing of Beast Master II

    And maybe a late nigth viewing of Beast Master II
  24. Can I put you down for some spam smothered in...

    Can I put you down for some spam smothered in Daddies Sauce and a Steve Reeves movie???
  25. Can I sign you up as well then, live the dream. ...

    Can I sign you up as well then, live the dream.

    Can I put you down for say:

    Kirk Douglas and a pukka??
  26. Mushy: - thought that would go without saying. ...

    Mushy: - thought that would go without saying.

    We are talking Chippie of highest quality here my man. So you in?

    Can I put you down for Russel Crowe and a battered saveloy????
  27. Fish, Chips,& Peas with an Ice Cold NZ Sav Blanc tonight

    De-lic-i-OUS

    <Drool/>

    Can I get any for anyone else.

    Watching Gladiator round mine. All welcome*

    *(restrictions to Sasguru may apply)
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    Is that the shed housing his XKRR and his busa...

    Is that the shed housing his XKRR and his busa (busa-pass) more like
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    I have come to spice up your currie. Wait...

    I have come to spice up your currie.

    Wait porn stars could be outsourced to Bob Shawaddywaddy.

    I have come to spice up your currie. Plenty man fat, plenty quickness
  30. I read bottom for button :sick

    I read bottom for button :sick
  31. Thread: Toyota

    by BlackenedBiker
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    I think that it is a short term blip. Medium to...

    I think that it is a short term blip. Medium to long term they should be okay as long as product quality returns to high levels. Toyota is a strong brand
  32. Thread: Toyota

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    Great post old bean. A Quality Manager in my...

    Great post old bean.

    A Quality Manager in my early career once counciled me as follows:

    "A delay in delivery will remain in the mind of the client for roughly the length of the delay. A drop...
  33. SG if you gave DP a hug would that technically be...

    SG if you gave DP a hug would that technically be a reach around??
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    Oh to be original like you. I can only fantasize

    Oh to be original like you. I can only fantasize
  35. Has it become that. No Is it that. Yes HTH...

    Has it become that. No

    Is it that. Yes

    HTH SG
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    Cretin The New Fragrance

    Cretin: The fragrance for the discerning fantasist. With evocative notes of alphabetti spaghetti and Croydon Kebab shop, mixed with the heady aroma of used German inflat-o-doll and Petroleum Jelly. ...
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    Just because you are butting uglies with a Kraut...

    Just because you are butting uglies with a Kraut doesn't mean it is a good country. It just means that zee German women have no standards.

    Ugly Cretin:tongue
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    Poll: SY01 = Sas guru sockie MF = Dim prawn sockie...

    SY01 = Sas guru sockie
    MF = Dim prawn sockie
    Sas Guru = Dim Prawn

    I am confused now :talk::talk::talk::talk:
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    Poll: Then you are a cretin, you cretin.

    Then you are a cretin, you cretin.
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    Orbital: Doctor ? from the Altogether Album:...

    Orbital: Doctor ? from the Altogether Album: Bangin' toon!!!!!! :nerd:nerd
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    Why are you soooo mean to me? When all I have is...

    Why are you soooo mean to me? When all I have is respect for every aspect of your fragmented personality.

    Come on Walter where is the love????


    :wink
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    Yes my thoughts. 2 of us are competent rock...

    Yes my thoughts. 2 of us are competent rock climbers/mountaineers, one of the party is inexperienced however so maybe we should leave that for another time. I have done most of the Cullin ridge in...
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    Speyside FTW

    Speyside FTW
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    Poll: His nom de plume is Marillion Fan. Need I say...

    His nom de plume is Marillion Fan.

    Need I say more???

    Burn him, burn the witch:devil:devil:devil
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    Indeed walkers beware. Was up in the high peaks...

    Indeed walkers beware. Was up in the high peaks of lakes at the weekend and there is plenty of snow still around so Scotland even more so.

    Great fun though if one is careful and mindful of the...
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    Fine Darjeeling drinking Cretin :happy Long...

    Fine Darjeeling drinking Cretin

    :happy

    Long Live General :ladybags:

    And if you don't like it leave

    HTH
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    Winter walking in Glen Coe

    There are a lot of kilted types on here.

    Going with a group of friend to Glen Coe/Fort William in 10 days time.

    Advice on routes would be appreciated:

    I was thinking of attempting the...
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    CRETIN!

    CRETIN!
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    We would all end up in Swindon though :mad

    We would all end up in Swindon though :mad
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    Comfie? Good, Russel Crowe or Kirk Douglas? Your...

    Comfie? Good, Russel Crowe or Kirk Douglas? Your Choice....
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