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    Sticky: It was Screwfix, DO pay attention.

    It was Screwfix, DO pay attention.
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    Cyclists and horses are what the kill button on a...

    Cyclists and horses are what the kill button on a bike was made for :D
  3. Thread: DOOM: QAnon

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    ftfy

    ftfy
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    Sticky: Afternoon all. :wave: CBS and quite mild in...

    Afternoon all.
    :wave:

    CBS and quite mild in sleepy sarf herts.

    black and recycling bins trundled, green bin retrieved.

    Sunday.
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    :laugh:smokin:laugh

    :laugh:smokin:laugh
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    Yorkshire? - not in a million years would you get...

    Yorkshire? - not in a million years would you get me in that godforsaken humourless sh1thole.
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    Grass.

    Grass.
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    Sticky: dinner was steak pie , chips ...

    dinner was steak pie <pukka>, chips <aunt bessy> and peas (cap'n B>.
    oh, and a nice Rioja.
    ents, since BBC is just showing pish* all night, is montalbano on iPlayer.

    the Basel Bible Basher's...
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    Sticky: wot, as in 'wot Kant nicked my Bentley' ??? :D

    wot, as in 'wot Kant nicked my Bentley' ??? :D
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    FONATTT

    FONATTT
  11. Thread: Today in Trumpton

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    After Pounds and Shillings

    After Pounds and Shillings
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    and this makes up for your desertion, and your...

    and this makes up for your desertion, and your exceedingly small dick, does it?
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    like a broken record

    like a broken record
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    Just the usual miserable feckwit.

    Just the usual miserable feckwit.
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    Sticky: Keep digging hen, you'll hit bedrock eventually :D

    Keep digging hen, you'll hit bedrock eventually :D
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    Try locust burgers then. they're supposedly...

    Try locust burgers then.
    they're supposedly nutricious and delicious.
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    WGAFF?

    WGAFF?
  18. Thread: who is the boss ?

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    FOG

    FOG
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    Sockie or not, you're a rude, obnoxious twat....

    Sockie or not, you're a rude, obnoxious twat.
    now SOD OFF.
  20. Thread: New forum testing

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    Sticky: FOW

    FOW
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    _V_

    _V_
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    Sticky: Morning all. CBS in sunny sarf herts. Saturday...

    Morning all.
    CBS in sunny sarf herts.
    Saturday
    all day, apparently.
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    what are you fishing for? air? English not your...

    what are you fishing for? air?
    English not your strong suit then.
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    Sticky: ah, a weegie deer. that explains it.

    ah, a weegie deer.
    that explains it.
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    Sticky: the deer attacked the car?

    the deer attacked the car?
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    Sticky: Mull's a great driving island for sure. as long...

    Mull's a great driving island for sure.
    as long as you don't encounter any largeish animals on blind bends.
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    Sticky: Dinner has been chicken jalfrezi and pillow rice....

    Dinner has been chicken jalfrezi and pillow rice.
    with a nice Merlot for a change.
    ents seems to be very limited on freeview.

    might have to look at iPlayer or netflix.

    meh
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    SOYMF
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    SOYMF
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    Sticky: A romantic walk to Screwfix............... ...

    A romantic walk to Screwfix...............

    another euphemism?

    :smokin
  31. Thread: OOOPS!

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    OOOPS!

    Apache '&#39;'accidentally opens fire'&#39;' at Suffolk base - BBC News
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    Sticky: That gets me lots of wine and rum every christmas...

    That gets me lots of wine and rum every christmas :D

    Lunch was duck spring rolls and tempura prawns with sweet chilli dip.
    and a glass of Chablis, it being still my birthday weekend, so bugger it.
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    Sticky: so this is yet another septic election thread...

    so this is yet another septic election thread then?
    geez.
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    A nice area? in Yorkshire? :laugh

    A nice area? in Yorkshire?
    :laugh
  35. Thread: Gold

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    Ask in the stock mkt crash thread. It's jammed...

    Ask in the stock mkt crash thread.
    It's jammed full of experts <at least they claim to be>
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    Sticky: I just got a tshirt for my birthday. it's for...

    I just got a tshirt for my birthday.
    it's for video calls with Project Managers.
    it says: 'I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you'
    quite apt, imho.
    :smokin
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: hungover a bit. Rum did, in...

    Morning
    :wave:
    hungover a bit.
    Rum did, in fact, come into play after the Rioja.
    meh
    ripple clouds and blue bits in shiny sarf herts.
    tea required.
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    Sticky: :D

    :D
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    How do you know? have you met one? :eek

    How do you know?
    have you met one? :eek
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    Sticky: Dinner was a thucculent thirloin thteak, with...

    Dinner was a thucculent thirloin thteak, with mushrooms, chips and peas.
    happy 21st to lockdown me.
    oh, and a nice Rioja.
    ents was the thing DrS was watching, now Lewis.

    no incantationisating...
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    ffs - it's LPM1, don't expect evidence

    ffs - it's LPM1, don't expect evidence
  42. Thread: BHS Crook Jailed

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    FOLPM1

    FOLPM1
  43. Thread: Cryptocurrency

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    Crepto Crypto Crapto Crepto as they said in old...

    Crepto Crypto Crapto Crepto as they said in old athens.
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    Sticky: that's great. moving 300 tonnes of precision...

    that's great.
    moving 300 tonnes of precision machinery within mm tolerances FFS.
    skill.
    much respect.
    :smokin
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    Sticky: Mind you, NATTT will ban me again,

    Mind you, NATTT will ban me again, <just to see if it works, of course>

    :smokin
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    so she's 17 or older then. :D

    so she's 17 or older then.
    :D
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    Sticky: Sorted. Ta

    Sorted.
    Ta <i think>
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    Sticky: funny? - it's feckin BRILLIANT! :D and...

    funny? - it's feckin BRILLIANT! :D

    and visitors can't see NAT the Twat's avatar either :D
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    Sticky: Cheers, but I'm banned from the new forum until...

    Cheers, but I'm banned from the new forum until Jan 2021 :eek

    :rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin:

    best birthday present since the lockdown from BawJaws.
    ...
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    Sticky: I did, but no link yet. maybe because i'm not in...

    I did, but no link yet.
    maybe because i'm not in the old boys club with the arrogant arseholes and miserable whiners.
    Lots of squibs going off tonight, did someone find out it's my birthday?...
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