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  1. A vacuous blonde bimbo. And she doesn't look...

    A vacuous blonde bimbo.

    And she doesn't look too bright either.
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    I am...

    I am
    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQs4A7ecuMZHpVJVLUg5AfbTNfE89bIbTTgqYOz1nIAj5xpRCzk
  3. Forget 'Spoons, this is a proper Doncaster pub: ...

    Forget 'Spoons, this is a proper Doncaster pub:
    https://twitter.com/Leonnoble82/status/859108441251618817

    I'm fairly sure it was filmed during a CUK meet-up.
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    Poll: My MP is Chris Grayling. My constituency has...

    My MP is Chris Grayling. My constituency has only ever had a tory MP. I'm not going to vote for Grayling and I refuse to not vote so unless there is a sensible independent standing I'll go Lib Dem.
  5. We have the same situation and no, homeplugs...

    We have the same situation and no, homeplugs don't work reliably in that setup. I ran a cat 6 cable from the house to the cabin. The house end connects into a homeplug and the cabin end goes into a...
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    Are they standing against each other or have you...

    Are they standing against each other or have you got two votes?
  7. Oh dear, so sad. Still it's what he'd have wanted.

    Indonesian man who helped set strict adultery laws flogged for adultery - BBC News

    I wonder what the punishment is in Aceh for saying Jehova?
  8. Wish I was watching this rather than getting...

    Wish I was watching this rather than getting score updates on my phone. Sadly it's looking too much for Wales to come back from now.
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    Fixed your typo.

    Fixed your typo.
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    Yes, this deal guarantees a united Ireland. It...

    Yes, this deal guarantees a united Ireland. It also makes Scotland's Indie ref V2 a near on certainty and this time the union will lose.
    Luckily we will have Private Spud ready to dig in to keep...
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    Roumeli: Travels in Northern Greece by Patrick...

    Roumeli: Travels in Northern Greece by Patrick Leigh Fermor

    I read his trilogy (A Time of Gifts, Between the Woods and the Water, The Broken Road) which cover him walking from Holland to Istanbul...
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    List them on ebay and divide up the proceeds.

    List them on ebay and divide up the proceeds.
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    You've forgotten to take account of them being...

    You've forgotten to take account of them being French anuses. Quite different from your British ones.:booty:
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0
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    You might think that but I couldn't possibly put...

    You might think that but I couldn't possibly put it better than the French philosopher Yves Michaud quoted in the BBC article: "Eleven coloured anuses mounted on stems"
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    Large tulip sculpture in Paris

    but is it art or tulip?

    Jeff Koons' Paris Bataclan sculpture mocked as 'pornographic' - BBC News
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    + 1

    + 1
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    To infinity and beyond! ...

    To infinity and beyond!

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/fQ4TvZslMDSes/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115acbde6e71537f5a7086dbdb2a894dac0e3c2be9&rid=giphy.gif
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    I spent yesterday having to do real work rather...

    I spent yesterday having to do real work rather than browse on here. I need compensation rather than a KUATB. Shall I invoice you or Admin? :tantrum::tantrum::tantrum::tantrum:

    On the plus side...
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    Stuff. It just works!

    The link in my browser to this forum still points to the old Url of http://forums.contractoruk.com/

    As of yesterday that brings up a page with Stuff. It just works! on it. Is this some kind of...
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    Former French president Jacques Chirac Jacques...

    Former French president Jacques Chirac
    Jacques Chirac: Former French president dies at 86 - BBC News
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    How many state schools have Latin and Greek on...

    How many state schools have Latin and Greek on their curriculum? I know that you don't actually need either to study classics, but trust me, it's easier to get a place if you have.
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    I've got one of those. She's also a decent cook...

    I've got one of those. She's also a decent cook :igmc:
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    I can't be 100% sure but I think it's pretty...

    I can't be 100% sure but I think it's pretty obviously a sign that Excalibur is buried there. Dig it up and claim your rightful kingdom.

    If you need a round table knocked up quickly I know a...
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    I hope you've kept it. It'll be worth more than...

    I hope you've kept it. It'll be worth more than your £1 very soon.
  27. Oh look, Spud Dude is back....

    Oh look, Spud Dude is back.
    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/610hVgvXwFL._SL1080_.jpg
  28. and in an entertaining twist the opposition can...

    and in an entertaining twist the opposition can simply vote that they DO have confidence in the government.
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    Who the hell was the victim in this?

    Who the hell was the victim in this?
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    Éire does NOT have a grave accent. It does...

    Éire does NOT have a grave accent. It does however have an acute one.
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    20 years ago this site would have been full of...

    20 years ago this site would have been full of links to photos of jumping students.

    Old age must be catching up with the locals.
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    Caption competition Philip dear, I've told you...

    Caption competition

    Philip dear, I've told you before not to show our lizardness when there's a camera nearby. That ghastly Icke chappy will get over excited again.
  33. 1) Buy better cars. 2) Don't expect owt for...

    1) Buy better cars.
    2) Don't expect owt for nowt.

    HTH
  34. Thread: Bankers

    by Uncle Albert
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    Oh, that's where I left it. Thanks for reminding...

    Oh, that's where I left it. Thanks for reminding me.
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    Poll: You're a wrong'un and no mistake. 1) bacon...

    You're a wrong'un and no mistake.

    1) bacon needs NO SAUCE.
    2) Sausages have mustard.
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    This one would have a terrified face! YouTube...

    This one would have a terrified face!

    YouTube
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    Auntie Albert has a Hyundai Tucson which has lane...

    Auntie Albert has a Hyundai Tucson which has lane assist etc. I have only driven it twice on motorways and once you get used to the steering wheel moving (slightly) by itself, it's quite nice.

    I...
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    That is shockingly headist. What about people...

    That is shockingly headist. What about people who have no head? Why ignore them?
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    That would never happen in good old Blighty... ...

    That would never happen in good old Blighty... Man fined for hate crime after filming pug's 'Nazi salutes' - BBC News
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    More fools them. We'll retaliate by not sending...

    More fools them. We'll retaliate by not sending them any tea, jam or biscuits. We hold all the cards.
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    I like pretty much all of there: Bottled Beers ...

    I like pretty much all of there: Bottled Beers | St. Peter's Brewery
  42. https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/3882/156115587...

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  43. Found AtW's relative living in Alabama

    | PEOPLE.com
    :eek
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    He's perfect PM material. His own supporters...

    He's perfect PM material. His own supporters don't trust him to speak.

    If you haven't read it, this Boris Johnson story is well worth a read. The Jeremy Vine - Since he is probably our next...
  45. That we know of. He may not be "cured" of his...

    That we know of. He may not be "cured" of his porcine passion.
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    Not for Jeremy Hunt: From Wiki "After...

    Not for Jeremy Hunt:
    From Wiki
    "After university Hunt worked for two years as a management consultant at OC&C Strategy Consultants, and then became an English language teacher in Japan.[14]

    On...
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    Fancy a holiday?

    It's not cheap, but it is a bit different: Nasa to open International Space Station to tourists - BBC News

    MF could experience being weightless!
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    and to no one's surprise... Brexit: Boris Johnson...

    and to no one's surprise... Brexit: Boris Johnson GBP350m claim case thrown out by judges - BBC News
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    No wonder she likes Donald so much....

    No wonder she likes Donald so much.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8SnC4FXsAAl9QP.jpg:large
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    Does your MIL play squash? The prizes they give...

    Does your MIL play squash? The prizes they give female squash player in Spain are great: Discrimination in sports: Female squash players in Spain shocked at tournament prize: leg wax and a vibrator...
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