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    Would make sense NLyUK is from there!

    Would make sense NLyUK is from there!
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    How many "per mile travelled???"

    How many "per mile travelled???"
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    Bing search is your friend 'Friend works as...

    Bing search is your friend

    'Friend works as restorer. Just found this under floorboards of old property he’s working on ...' The Poke

    apparently something you do in the rigging.
    ...
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    More boom than doom

    News - Squirrel News



    example

    Lowering suicide rates of gun owners, gay men hijack #proudboys hashtag, Amazon conservation from your couch - Squirrel News

    :smile
  5. More boom than doom so good it posted twice

    News - Squirrel News



    example

    Lowering suicide rates of gun owners, gay men hijack #proudboys hashtag, Amazon conservation from your couch - Squirrel News

    :smile
  6. Thread: Fo AtW Boom!

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    Fo AtW Boom!

    Seven people are arrested in 'elaborate' flying squirrel trafficking scheme | Daily Mail Online



    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/20/16/34620732-8859675-image-m-32_1603206176840.jpg
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    seems sensible

    seems sensible
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    NLyUK - who's your Daddy? - NSFW??

    'Percy Long Prong's' calling card found during house restoration | Daily Mail Online



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    They say that women are like buses. You wait ages...

    They say that women are like buses. You wait ages for one then three turn up at once.


    Well I don't know about three turning up. But the one I dated certainly resembled the back end of a bus
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    A 37-year-old man from Bradford has been jailed...

    A 37-year-old man from Bradford has been jailed for three years for having sex with his pet chickens.


    Honestly, some people just don't know what to do with their cock.
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    The US Department of Homeland Security has just...

    The US Department of Homeland Security has just labelled White Supremacism a terrorist threat.


    I think this is a great step forward.


    Presumably now, they’ll start funding “moderate” White...
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    The missis would be absolutely ******* livid with...

    The missis would be absolutely ******* livid with me if she knew what kind of racist and sexist jokes I've been posting here.


    Sincerely, Prince Harry
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    Pythagoras once said, 'Every triangle is a love...

    Pythagoras once said, 'Every triangle is a love triangle if you love triangles'.


    Brilliant mathematician, tulip boyfriend.
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    When my Mum left, my Dad was very good at letting...

    When my Mum left, my Dad was very good at letting go.


    Great guy. Terrible rock climber.
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    So I said to a mathematical teacher, do you like...

    So I said to a mathematical teacher, do you like doing fractions? he said not half
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    Utopia is slowly shaping up. Walking dead the...

    Utopia is slowly shaping up.

    Walking dead the reboot new world or whatever is still not great.

    Fear the walking dead is back, wonder if the story line has improved?
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    Spencer Davis dies aged 81: Welsh-born musician...

    Spencer Davis dies aged 81: Welsh-born musician suffers heart attack at his California home | Daily Mail Online
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    Sticky: well when she said it was for you we gave her our...

    well when she said it was for you we gave her our moving MOD discount of 20% off our "big Arse plug - for those who need to plug the more travelled areas. NLyUK swears by it!"
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    Sticky: she did get a discount at ButtPlugsRus.com

    she did get a discount at ButtPlugsRus.com
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    Hawkeye

    Hawkeye
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    Sticky: You started on the Gin already??:igmc::igmc:

    You started on the Gin already??:igmc::igmc:
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    Day

    Day
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    Uranus

    Uranus
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    Marathon

    Marathon
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    Sticky: The dog (TW) is getting on a bit so needs a...

    The dog (TW) is getting on a bit so needs a smaller crib.
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    The Thistle has to reach you somehow!

    The Thistle has to reach you somehow!
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    So I said to the Doctor "My anxiety attacks...

    So I said to the Doctor
    "My anxiety attacks seem to be most prevelant when I'm driving on the M5"


    "Would they be most intense around junctions 11, 11a and 12?" the Doctor asked


    "Yes I...
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    Wife: I've badly injured my knee Me: Are Eenie,...

    Wife: I've badly injured my knee
    Me: Are Eenie, Meenie and Mo ok?
    Wife: I hate you.
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  35. Thread: PM: FAO Atw

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    FTFAtW

    FTFAtW
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    (no) knickers

    (no) knickers
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    Can

    Can
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    Sticky: Yep enjoyed Hacksaw ridge, films like that do...

    Yep enjoyed Hacksaw ridge, films like that do restore my faith in humanity (because someone stands up for the right thing).
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    Sockie

    Sockie
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    Chop

    Chop
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    Bollards

    Bollards
  42. There is a reason they are skint! MF

    There is a reason they are skint! MF
  43. Some kind of pervert not liking that mix!

    Some kind of pervert not liking that mix!
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    Marxism

    Marxism
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    You reckon Xoggy used to do that?

    You reckon Xoggy used to do that?
  46. no just give good tutorial!

    no just give good tutorial!
  47. Thread: Vaccine

    by vetran
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    oops I'm on CUK!

    oops I'm on CUK!
  48. Thread: Vaccine

    by vetran
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    only for men with odd shaped balls

    only for men with odd shaped balls
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    Asking for a friend?

    Asking for a friend?
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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