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    No credit card to whack everything on? How...

    No credit card to whack everything on?

    How were you planning on eating without the money?
  2. Like I GAF about that, apart from those on...

    Like I GAF about that, apart from those on assisted places
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    Garage party. :banana::banana:

    Garage party. :banana::banana:
  4. All shares - it's to do with their desire to be...

    All shares - it's to do with their desire to be whiter than white, operational risk policies on insider knowledge accusations are mitigated, etc.
  5. Ban me for the whole weekend, wasn't going to...

    Ban me for the whole weekend, wasn't going to long on anyway. :music:
  6. Two years ago, the toughest part of my job...

    Two years ago, the toughest part of my job interview was convincing them that I definitely wanted to stay permie.
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    Ey up, Dianne Abbott's in.

    Ey up, Dianne Abbott's in.
  8. Tried with you. You're a nobhead, there's no hope.

    Tried with you. You're a nobhead, there's no hope.
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    No, because of migrants thicky. You clearly are...

    No, because of migrants thicky. You clearly are struggling to grasp this so we'll leave it and move on.
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    Sticky: 2 x Holland's Cheese and Onion pies for lunch. No...

    2 x Holland's Cheese and Onion pies for lunch. No time for anything else, WFH is busier than working in the bleddy office!!
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    Yeah because just doctors work in the NHS....

    Yeah because just doctors work in the NHS. :rolleyes:
  12. My heart bleeds. **** em. Let them visit one of...

    My heart bleeds. **** em. Let them visit one of the many schools that is now running food banks to support the families of the kids that were on free meals. Or one of the many that fell through the...
  13. Yet you're still struggling to negotiate payment...

    Yet you're still struggling to negotiate payment terms with an agency and asking on here for advice? There's hope for all of us.
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    Sticky: My old machine was the previous model of this:...

    My old machine was the previous model of this: Coffee machine Neff "C17KS61H0" - The Coffee Mate

    Cost about a grand, massively disappointing on the milk side of things. Better off with a £300 set...
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    Boris improving today, unlike that horrible bint...

    Boris improving today, unlike that horrible bint from the "tolerant left" and her career.
    Not only has she been expelled by the Labour Party, she's been sacked by the law firm she works at.
    ...
  16. It depends what Farage meant - please note that I...

    It depends what Farage meant - please note that I don't like the chap but it's not like the press to take words and twist them is it?
    I try and see the good in people where possible, so I'd like to...
  17. If you have a clause in your contract that...

    If you have a clause in your contract that mentions signed/approved timesheets being required before you can be paid then your notice period is irrelevant. They can revoke your pass and tell you that...
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    Sticky: The Neff appliance probably is still in...

    The Neff appliance probably is still in operation, but it was built into the kitchen at our old house, hence Mrs LM buying the Tassimo.
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    It's like Paul's lost Barry Chuckle and met two...

    It's like Paul's lost Barry Chuckle and met two other long lost brothers.
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    Sticky: Just finished my first mug of it after a run of...

    Just finished my first mug of it after a run of Tassimo decent stuff. I will be on Yorkshire Tea for the foreseeable. :puke:
  21. Ah, the key bit here isn't necessarily the...

    Ah, the key bit here isn't necessarily the cooling off period.

    A VERY key question for you:
    Can the agency provide a service that enables you to carry on being engaged in the way that you would...
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    Sticky: First world problems at Casa LM this morning. All...

    First world problems at Casa LM this morning. All we've got left coffee-wise is Douwe Egberts instant. Fortunately, as instants go, it's not bad. Need to send a link to Mrs LM for the...
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    I played football yesterday on a pitch surfaced...

    I played football yesterday on a pitch surfaced with compacted rubble and broken bricks.

    We won 5-4 on aggregate.
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    Sean's done well after working on Cats Does...

    Sean's done well after working on Cats Does Countdown, no doubt about that.
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    Sticky: :spel

    :spel
  26. We're using Teams for more formal stuff and...

    We're using Teams for more formal stuff and discord for general chit chat (text and voice).
  27. Sounds like this section of reading could be...

    Sounds like this section of reading could be worth it to you over the long weekend:
    First Timers Guides - for IT Contractors | Contractor UK

    While some of it you know and can skim through,...
  28. I see your supplies are still getting here from...

    I see your supplies are still getting here from Morocco. :smokin :D:p
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    Who do you think you are, Harry Redknapp?

    Who do you think you are, Harry Redknapp?
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    https://media2.giphy.com/media/cD7PLGE1KWOhG/giphy...

    https://media2.giphy.com/media/cD7PLGE1KWOhG/giphy.gif
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    It's not the bloke at Timpsons. HTHBIDI

    It's not the bloke at Timpsons. HTHBIDI
  32. Thread: Disney+

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    Being released on a weekly basis. I'm...

    Being released on a weekly basis.

    I'm currently (re)watching Star Wars Rebels. Quite an enjoyable series, with some cool cameos and more back stories on other characters.
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    Faking employment records of family members will...

    Faking employment records of family members will be fun. They're probably so thick that they'll claim they've been employed for years and then get stung with a massive back tax bill.
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    Key workers should get preference at the moment....

    Key workers should get preference at the moment. Sadly that's probably not the case.
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    Scooty cannot comprehend that something can be...

    Scooty cannot comprehend that something can be simpler than him. You can imagine him being stuck in an infinite loop, like a low-level version of Sheldon....
    ...
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    Loose them eh? Your mate's rubbish at spelling.

    Loose them eh? Your mate's rubbish at spelling.
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    You'd hope that he'd get better treatment than...

    You'd hope that he'd get better treatment than Joe Scrote from chavtown to be fair.
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    Sticky: Cloud breaking nicely here, shorts and t-shirt...

    Cloud breaking nicely here, shorts and t-shirt weather. Braving the shops soon, bread, Coke, bacon - the essentials.
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    Sticky: That may be so but it's not meant to look like...

    That may be so but it's not meant to look like he's dropped it from a helicopter.
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    Sticky: Mrs LM does awesome ribs. That and fudge are the...

    Mrs LM does awesome ribs. That and fudge are the two essentials when Mr & Mrs MarkyMark come north again. In fact, we'll probably have to meet up in Bury for a beverage or three with NLUK and anyone...
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    Treason. Give him a lift home Phil.

    Treason. Give him a lift home Phil.
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    Sticky: So do I. As I said, the presentation was lacking....

    So do I. As I said, the presentation was lacking. Had all the finesse of a chart with three different fonts.
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    Sticky: LM Jr has "made" the evening meal. Curly fries...

    LM Jr has "made" the evening meal. Curly fries and chicken nuggets with all the presentational sense of a road accident. Ramsay's reaction would have been:
    ...
  44. We've told you before - put your hand up and wait...

    We've told you before - put your hand up and wait your turn. Then we'll let you reply.
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    What would be better than single day stats is a...

    What would be better than single day stats is a rolling day average to give a better trend and get rid of spikes and troughs that occur due to anomalies.
  46. Each bank has a policy about this. If you breach...

    Each bank has a policy about this. If you breach this, you will be walked. If you don't think they can find out, you're a fool. Their job is stocks, shares, counterparties, etc. PSD2 (open banking)...
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    I wouldn't involve the agent. I'd ask the hiring...

    I wouldn't involve the agent. I'd ask the hiring manager what rate cut the agent is taking and suggest that you'll fall in line with them, e.g. 20%

    The agent will not be your friend and will try...
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    The other option is to see if it's worth your...

    The other option is to see if it's worth your existing company taking new client on in an official capacity. Saves a lot of hassle and you could end up with an introducer's fee.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    A heat source and water. Could be fire.

    A heat source and water. Could be fire.
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