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    Yawn... I guess originality requires brains, can...

    Yawn... I guess originality requires brains, can see why u can't manage it.
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    How kind now **** off.

    How kind now **** off.
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    Yawn.. go back to talking to your friends on the...

    Yawn.. go back to talking to your friends on the Internet, the real world is not 4 u.
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    Bye twats!

    Bye twats!
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    :ladybags:w So it's fine for him to abuse me...

    :ladybags:w

    So it's fine for him to abuse me but when I dare to reciprocate you all jump on the defensive, I've had enough of this forum and all you sad little twats on it, am off, sas guru and...
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    Do I give a tulip... Why don't you **** off as...

    Do I give a tulip... Why don't you **** off as well?
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    :tired:tired:tired Riveting... is this mumsnet?...

    :tired:tired:tired Riveting... is this mumsnet? who the ***** gives a tulip about some crappy dinner you're cooking for your clan, banal posts like this explain how you've managed to amass so many...
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    Couldn't be happening to a more deserving...

    Couldn't be happening to a more deserving individual, let me know if the doctor needs a hand with shoving that poker up your arse :laugh
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    They were still signing people up on contracts...

    They were still signing people up on contracts and taking iPhone6 pre-orders yesterday in my local Shopping centre, wonder how many of those will be left with a contract but no phone...
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    And you're going to make me? Eff off u Tw@t.

    And you're going to make me? Eff off u Tw@t.
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    Considering you don't know me and are throwing...

    Considering you don't know me and are throwing around insults based on a reply I made to Zoco querying why the paedos ethnicity was an issue (made in the light of zoco other thread which got him a 7...
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    Putting aside the infantile insults from yet...

    Putting aside the infantile insults from yet another keyboard warrior, my attitude is one of everyone should be treated equally under the law, how is that providing 'cover for this sh!te'?
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    A position on the gravy train as an EU...

    A position on the gravy train as an EU commissioner no doubt, personally I think he should be given the role of middle east peace envoy as the last one was such a success :winker:
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    Really? You clearly haven't been looking hard...

    Really? You clearly haven't been looking hard enough :laugh, seriously dude chill out...
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    What does his ethnicity have to do do with his...

    What does his ethnicity have to do do with his sentence, unless you mean should have got longer because of it...
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    Streaming works fine, its downloaded programs...

    Streaming works fine, its downloaded programs that start to stutter after around 15 minutes (as per the beeb link I posted).
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    BBC iPlayer Help - Android ? 4.4 (KitKat) device...

    BBC iPlayer Help - Android ? 4.4 (KitKat) device displaying black or frozen screen

    Been going on for months for me (since 4.3.3), will try it again over the weekend to see if its fixed but not...
  18. Any recommendations for an alternative email...

    Any recommendations for an alternative email service, I have been with GMail for a while but think its time to jump ship again!
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    maybe they now have some kinetic energy converter...

    maybe they now have some kinetic energy converter charging mechanism so that the watch charges (providing its on the right wrist!) while the fanboi is watching p0rn on his new larger screen iPhone :)
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    +1 If you can't even pass your permie probation...

    +1 If you can't even pass your permie probation period I would think very carefully about entering the shark infested waters that is contracting, where there is no probation period, if you're not up...
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    Do you need to charge it every night (or even at...

    Do you need to charge it every night (or even at midday in the office :D)
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    What OS version are you running?

    What OS version are you running?
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    So iPlayer broke with the last update on my nexus...

    So iPlayer broke with the last update on my nexus 7 months ago, can the BBC be bothered to fix it, no. The last set of 70 quid headphones I bought for my S4 work when they feel like it with respect...
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    EL costs about 50 quid if bought together with...

    EL costs about 50 quid if bought together with the usual PI/PL insurances, is it really worth wasting your time debating over it, just get it as part of the insurance package and be done with it.
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    +1, What a tw@t :winker:

    +1, What a tw@t :winker:
  26. +1, By your own admission you've been canned due...

    +1, By your own admission you've been canned due to your performance, the contract no doubt has a clause to handle that scenario, there is nothing to see here, be thankful of the days pay and move on.
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    The FA deserve half filled stadiums, the England...

    The FA deserve half filled stadiums, the England team is a shambles, to be honest I have given up watching them. Should have given the job to 'arry Rednap!
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    Couldn't agree more, if the agent has pulled the...

    Couldn't agree more, if the agent has pulled the 'its a lower rate because its a 12 month contract' then that is not on if the intention from the outset is that it isn't.

    I remember one agent...
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    +1, Can't understand the logic of this, if the...

    +1, Can't understand the logic of this, if the pimp is trying to pull something (no idea what) with the contract length then what else if he up to... is the OP sure its not a genuine mistake?
  30. Thread: I need your help

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    There are some very evil b@stards out there,...

    There are some very evil b@stards out there, sorry to hear :(
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    Waits for NLUK to reply... :popcorn:

    Waits for NLUK to reply... :popcorn:
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    Nice, having German as a language can only be...

    Nice, having German as a language can only be good, they do say (for us old fogies), the best way to learn a language is to be immersed in it, good luck with it all.
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    Also silver bullets (or is that werewolves?), I...

    Also silver bullets (or is that werewolves?), I am obviously woefully unprepared to repel an attack from the servants of evil so will hang some garlic over the front door (I've only got frozen...
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    Also seem to remember the old stake through the...

    Also seem to remember the old stake through the heart move was something Peter Cushing sweared by in those Hammer Horror classics as well :smokin
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    Expose to sunlight obviously, duh, call yourself...

    Expose to sunlight obviously, duh, call yourself a soldier of the light :)
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    It's one of only two sure fire ways of killing a...

    It's one of only two sure fire ways of killing a vampire and the bloke probably couldn't wait until dawn, ...they walk among us... (I think I may have been watching too much vampire sh!t on US cable...
  37. Thread: Job of the Day

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    Yep, why have one manager getting in your way...

    Yep, why have one manager getting in your way when you can have three of the :winker:
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    Isis appears on Dr Who

    So that useless bunch of twunts at the BBC have edited this Saturdays episode of Dr Who due to the recent antics of Isis. I'm sorry but why does the beheading of an AMERICAN journalist (however...
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    I imagine that rather than cremating her they'll...

    I imagine that rather than cremating her they'll just melt her down :D
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    Boomed!

    So dev mgr calls me in again yesterday and offers me the 10% increase I was after to extend, another 6 months at quite a laid back gig with 1 day WFH can't be bad. Lesson is stick to your guns when...
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    Surely no self respecting contractor would resort...

    Surely no self respecting contractor would resort to claiming JSA when between contracts :D
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    That's not bottling it PC, a 10% increase for a...

    That's not bottling it PC, a 10% increase for a close to home gig is worth accepting. I will hit the 24 month rule if I extend and a 2% increase = a rate cut if I can't offset travel costs. I'm sure...
  43. Quite! :rollin:

    Quite! :rollin:
  44. When our eldest (hes 6 now this is back when he...

    When our eldest (hes 6 now this is back when he was around 18 months old) dropped his toy once while strapped in his car seat in the back, me and the missus heard him shout 'f*cks sake!', the missus...
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    Got one :-), Never use it though as the 32GB is...

    Got one :-), Never use it though as the 32GB is doing me very well at the moment :D
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    A re-election should be mandatory when changing...

    A re-election should be mandatory when changing parties, you have to applaud him for doing so. 'Call me Dave' must be bricking it :D
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    Stay away from Churchill Knight, you have been...

    Stay away from Churchill Knight, you have been recommended to use them because they will be giving a kick back to the person recommending them. I was bitten by this, their fees are very high and...
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    Oops forgot the (also carb laden) ketchup!

    Oops forgot the (also carb laden) ketchup!
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    But as we all know now fat is good and carbs are...

    But as we all know now fat is good and carbs are evil so you'll be fine :D (Unless said sausages are wedged between 2 doorstep sizes slices of white bloomer, yum!)
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    +1 To that, an android tablet was my first and...

    +1 To that, an android tablet was my first and last piece of chinese cr@p I will ever buy, my main reason for getting it was that at the time was the fact that it was the only only the offered a SD...
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