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    If it's any comfort, according to Private Eye's...

    If it's any comfort, according to Private Eye's MD, no other European country has done better. Apparently Taiwan show how it's done. Nightclubs give burner phones to members, under a pseudonym. (This...
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    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not...

    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
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    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an...

    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an Italian lady physicist, who's name escapes me, who showed that even with a cyclical universe, there must, mathematically, have been a beginning. Of...
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    Atheist arguments again Christianity

    I thought this more a philosophical position, rather than a joke, so gave it a thread all of its own.
  5. With you in place? 18 minutes is too long. Sorry....

    With you in place? 18 minutes is too long. Sorry. Open goal. :igmc:

    I'll have finished a 15 year contract this year. Admittedly many different projects and since about 2010 concurrent with other...
  6. Thread: Sausages

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    Nah -far too much meat in that foreign muck. :D ...

    Nah -far too much meat in that foreign muck. :D

    We do bring back a few packs of sausages when we visit the old country. Bratwurst just doesn't do it for bangers and mash, with onion gravy. But...
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    Accenture have taken my work away. It's not the...

    Accenture have taken my work away. It's not the the managers at client don't want me to do the work, but they've got written into their targets "must use accenture". So I'm doing a handover. At...
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    I'm an anti-vaxxer. I much prefer Dyson.

    I'm an anti-vaxxer. I much prefer Dyson.
  9. You need to get a loan for £18,000 - plus a bit...

    You need to get a loan for £18,000 - plus a bit more to cover accountancy fees for another year. Then you can pay the loan back, loan the company £6772.25 and pay the S455 and the tax bill. Nine...
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    No. Church tax. Which I don't pay because I'm not...

    No. Church tax. Which I don't pay because I'm not a Catholic nor Calvinist. Although they do take collections for third parties. You can donate by paypal or direct bank payment.
  11. He's asking the same questions elsewhere and...

    He's asking the same questions elsewhere and getting the same kind of answers.
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    That appeared to be the plan, yes. It's a...

    That appeared to be the plan, yes. It's a remarkedly bad idea.
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    Bunch of idiots. (Those meeting). They probably...

    Bunch of idiots. (Those meeting). They probably are into the conspiracy theories. It's fine to break the law to meet when the ban on is on the church meeting as an attempt by the government to...
  14. https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/80591/16053501...

    https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/80591/1605350135/domoptomoetry.jpg
  15. Give notice now. You could always plead force...

    Give notice now. You could always plead force majeur. (Like a tickly cough, loss of sense of smell... ;) ). If you're not due to start for 2 weeks, then there isn't an issue. If you're due to start...
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    Sticky: nonResident - now permanently non-resident on...

    nonResident - now permanently non-resident on this site. Wouldn't let it lie...
  17. Dear nonResident You are now longer resident...

    Dear nonResident

    You are now longer resident on this forum. If you wish to name names, then please use a different platform.
  18. A telephone number is personal information. If...

    A telephone number is personal information. If you continue to post personal information, we will take away your ability to post. And arguing with the moderators is also ill-advised.
  19. A reminder. Do not post personal information,...

    A reminder. Do not post personal information, even if they are your hated enemy.
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    Missed. So not exactly "Asteroid Doom"

    Missed. So not exactly "Asteroid Doom"
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    Vegan zombie. Grains! Grains! Zombie...

    Vegan zombie.
    Grains! Grains!

    Zombie plumbers.
    Drains! Drains!

    Zombie string theorists.
    Branes! Branes!

    Zombie Cants.
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    Well that explains why _V_ doesn't have one.

    Well that explains why _V_ doesn't have one.
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    Could have been worse. He could have called Fox a...

    Could have been worse. He could have called Fox a cheap lousy faggot slut. Imagine though, someone getting offended on behalf of someone else!

    I note that bum, punk, scumbag and maggot are...
  24. What's sad is the idea being spread that US...

    What's sad is the idea being spread that US elections are as trustworthy as those of, eg. Belorus.

    Way to strengthen the real enemies of democracy. Well done!
  25. While the high earners - well yes, it's crap. But...

    While the high earners - well yes, it's crap. But the low earners getting shafted by these total tossers. I have to say I get very ticked off about that.

    :mad

    So I propose the following tax...
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    Sell by isn't use by. Yes, they've screwed...

    Sell by isn't use by.

    Yes, they've screwed up. No, they didn't put anyone at risk. :tired Move along. Nothing to see.
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    There's a Don't Ban button? Too complicated for...

    There's a Don't Ban button? Too complicated for me. I'm going for a little lie down while I try to get my head around this.
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    But you try and tell the young people today...

    But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
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    Well, the idea of weekend is an early 19th...

    Well, the idea of weekend is an early 19th century idea, but it gained momentum, and just over 100 years later, it became the norm.

    The point is that change is gradual, and that society as whole...
  30. This is pretty global. Although some countries...

    This is pretty global. Although some countries get really intense if you get searched on arrival and they find more than one passport.

    Or like one guy I know who went from Jordan to Egypt...
  31. TL;DR - bunch of longhairs whining. :D

    TL;DR - bunch of longhairs whining. :D
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    That's not how it works. You get paid the same...

    That's not how it works. You get paid the same salary, but instead of working a 40 hour week (say), you work a 32 hour week.

    There will be many arguments against it, but how do you think we...
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    Shorter working weeks has been a goal of unions...

    Shorter working weeks has been a goal of unions and left-leaning parties for years. The far-left aren't fans though - they want you working 120 hour weeks when you're in the gulag.
  34. Not that long ago you'd never have a controller...

    Not that long ago you'd never have a controller worker via a brolly. They'd all be temps, costing the company more than employing them would, yet being paid less than a permie.

    I'd guess that...
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    How does the law around birth registration treat...

    How does the law around birth registration treat LGB people any differently from ....er... straights?

    Or is now that if you can't be just G, you have to be LGBT.
  36. Thread: Sad day

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    One lump or two? Milk? Sugar?

    One lump or two?
    Milk?
    Sugar?
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    I checked the IP address. Red Square, Moscow. I...

    I checked the IP address. Red Square, Moscow. I guess Germany didn't work out.
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    Patronising cojak indicates that you're either...

    Patronising cojak indicates that you're either trolling or deeply stupid. Or both, of course. I'm going with both. I tell you what, you stop trolling and I won't ban you for a day. I won't stop you...
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    You've already donated your brain to someone...

    You've already donated your brain to someone already. You should have sold it. You'd have got a good price - since it's obviously barely used.
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    Sticky: heyya99 trolling in professional 1 day

    heyya99 trolling in professional 1 day
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    Trolling in the professional forums will get you...

    Trolling in the professional forums will get you a ban. Don't do it again.
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    The antivax opinions stay. That is the vote of...

    The antivax opinions stay. That is the vote of the site owner.
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    I see. If you're having major surgery, you...

    I see.

    If you're having major surgery, you won't have an anaesthetic because the person putting that stuff into your body - which can be poisonous in too high a dose - doesn't know how it works. ...
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    It was an exercise left to the reader. Now you've...

    It was an exercise left to the reader. Now you've spoonfed him the answer. Well done. :yay:

    In any case, the OP was, being one of those European johnnies, referring to the kind of constitution...
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    According to...

    According to https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/125213-3-4-weeks-germany-contract-start-am-i-tax-resident-post2501093.html#post2501093 lived in Hungary, and presumable went to...
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    Oh. Another moron who wants the freedom to cry...

    Oh. Another moron who wants the freedom to cry "Fire!" in a crowded theatre.

    Labour are the opposition. That means they don't get to make laws.

    Can you quote the exact place in the British...
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    The more you earn, the more tax you pay, until it...

    The more you earn, the more tax you pay, until it benefits you not a jot.

    It'll probably happen someday. Funny thing, the first time I heard of it was a very right wing Cambridge don. It's about...
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    Aw. How sweet. I love you too. :hug:

    Aw. How sweet. I love you too. :hug:
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    One thing you learn in AA. Dicks are dicks, drunk...

    One thing you learn in AA. Dicks are dicks, drunk or sober.



    It seems the swear filter isn't working... Oh tulip what have I done! :eek
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    Totally NSFW and therefore bannable, but very...

    Totally NSFW and therefore bannable, but very very funny, so I'll not notice it... ;)
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