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  1. How will you put names in the second post now...

    How will you put names in the second post now that I've tramped all over it?
  2. eek presents a compelling case, so I am happy to...

    eek presents a compelling case, so I am happy to concede the points
  3. That's not me! I've never looked that attractive....

    That's not me! I've never looked that attractive. More like:

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/NINTCHDBPICT000169040715-e1571857945696.jpg
  4. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    It is quite a common scam that people weigh an...

    It is quite a common scam that people weigh an expensive item on the self-service tills instead of scanning the barcode and select a cheap root vegetable.
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    Sticky: You'd think so. Apparently "reviewing the...

    You'd think so. Apparently "reviewing the requirements" means "only look at the column headed requirements".
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    Sticky: FFS. Security architect is saying that when he...

    FFS.

    Security architect is saying that when he reviewed the system requirements he never looked at the acceptance criteria so now won't sign them off even though I've been through this many, many...
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    Sticky: He's very well, thanking you kindly for asking....

    He's very well, thanking you kindly for asking. He's here, filling my freezer.

    How's SWMBO?
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    Sticky: This is a thread for potentially real...

    This is a thread for potentially real opportunities...
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    Sticky: Sounds fair :D

    Sounds fair :D
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    Sticky: One of those pitying laughs, I hope. Although...

    One of those pitying laughs, I hope. Although pity is too good for them
  11. No, they're my points!

    No, they're my points!
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    Sticky: :wave: Hello! EDIT: Just realised how...

    :wave:

    Hello!

    EDIT: Just realised how shifty that looks. Don't worry, not a proposal :eek:
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all Dry out. Looks like...

    :wave:

    Morning all

    Dry out. Looks like there's some blue sky trying to poke through the clouds. Currently 7 degrees and will only get up to 8 today. Unlikely to rain. Barometer up to 1021 mBar....
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    It's not healthy to relieve past mistakes like...

    It's not healthy to relieve past mistakes like this.

    Let it go...

    EDIT: on second thoughts, not yet, it's still funny
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    Sticky: I think I may have seen that episode of The...

    I think I may have seen that episode of The Repair Shop. I've seen rather a lot of them. Such a lovely programme.
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    As you don't know the difference between a...

    As you don't know the difference between a question and a statement, no.
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    I guess if marriage is a measure of success... ...

    I guess if marriage is a measure of success...

    How about success being measured in terms of meeting people you like spending quality time with?

    Oops, sorry, forgot this was mumsnet2
  18. If the client is refusing to engage PSC's, what...

    If the client is refusing to engage PSC's, what alternative are they proposing? Are you direct or via an agency?
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    Sticky: Hmm... is tipsy on a Weds night not cool?

    Hmm... is tipsy on a Weds night not cool?
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    Poll: Easter 2021 shindig anyone?

    Ah feck it, we all need something to look forward to / actively avoid.

    If yous guys will turn up, I will break this week's habit and organise it.

    Not exactly Easter weekend, as if we're allowed...
  21. I miss Brillo

    I miss Brillo
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    Sticky: Dinner was potato wedges and chicken wings/legs...

    Dinner was potato wedges and chicken wings/legs in spicy hot sauce.

    Finger lickin'!
  23. How many points for v8gaz?

    How many points for v8gaz?
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    Must watch Sliding Doors again

    Must watch Sliding Doors again
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    Brexit trauma coach

    Brexit trauma coach
  26. Is it a backtrack or is it a realisation that the...

    Is it a backtrack or is it a realisation that the original target was unachieveable? Would you prefer they said it will take until 2035 to get full-fibre coverage?
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    Sticky: Did you suck out her brains, like one does with a...

    Did you suck out her brains, like one does with a king prawn?
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    Sticky: Hurray! Tado is now working. They had to...

    Hurray! Tado is now working.

    They had to change something on the device configuration.
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    Sticky: Lunch was left overs from Monday's curry. I...

    Lunch was left overs from Monday's curry.

    I have moved out of my office so HWMBO can work from there this evening and the next two days. I might see if I can connect my work laptop to my new TV :D
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    I don't think there's a right or wrong length of...

    I don't think there's a right or wrong length of time to be in the same gig, although the longer you are there the harder it is to say you're not a permie.

    I tend to leave when I get bored,...
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    Definitely worth having a chat with them to...

    Definitely worth having a chat with them to understand on what basis the offer has been made and what evidence they will need to proceed.

    Also mention it to your broker and see if they can get you...
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    Oops, no. :o Swap the eek for blimey/crikey

    Oops, no. :o Swap the eek for blimey/crikey
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    I was dozing through some blathering on the radio...

    I was dozing through some blathering on the radio this morning and some opinion piece (not entirely sure due to dozing) said that it was unfair on the hospitality industry that they will have to stay...
  34. Keep all the evidence and the client's agreement...

    Keep all the evidence and the client's agreement that the role is outside. If they then change that in April, you'll want evidence as to how the role has changed such that it's become inside. I'd...
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    Sticky: What are people putting down the toilet that...

    What are people putting down the toilet that isn't a #1 or #2 (with paper)
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    I don't understand how Laura, who has not once...

    I don't understand how Laura, who has not once learnt from her mistakes throughout the entire series, made it to the final.
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all. Overcast and dull but a...

    :wave:

    Morning all.

    Overcast and dull but a balmy 12 degrees at the moment. Forecast high is 13 and a 50% chance of rain this afternoon. Barometer down to 1010 mBar.

    First coffee being...
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    Sticky: I have done solo Christmasses before. I like them...

    I have done solo Christmasses before. I like them very much. Whilst I spend a lot of time alone normally, there's something special about that particular time. I think it's the satisfaction from...
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    Eek that's depressing. Maybe one day I'll bore...

    Eek that's depressing. Maybe one day I'll bore everyone with my own origin story.
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    He should have gotten them drunk first Drunk...

    He should have gotten them drunk first

    Drunk squirrel struggles to stand after eating fermented pears | Metro Video
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    I think that's cheaper than driving my car

    I think that's cheaper than driving my car
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    Sticky: My flat smells of Christmas cake. So delicious.

    My flat smells of Christmas cake. So delicious.
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    I called it wrong but not as wrong as Laura

    I called it wrong but not as wrong as Laura
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    Sticky: That sounds far too complicated, I'm sure no-one...

    That sounds far too complicated, I'm sure no-one will work that out.
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    Sticky: Goat curry and GBBO. Life is good :D

    Goat curry and GBBO.

    Life is good

    :D
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    Sticky: Christmas alone. Bliss!

    Christmas alone. Bliss!
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    And bank holidays

    And bank holidays
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    Considering most years the rail service grinds to...

    Considering most years the rail service grinds to a halt at Christmas for essential maintenance, what exactly will be running that is expected to be 'too busy'?
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    Nice to see that people are needed to contact the...

    Nice to see that people are needed to contact the gaelic-speaking dead in Scotland.
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