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    Sticky: Nope for my remote controls in the living room.

    Nope for my remote controls in the living room.
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    Sticky: Just hearing a tube driver talk about a lady who...

    Just hearing a tube driver talk about a lady who jumped in front of him, he looked at her at the last moment, their eyes met and she smiled before the train hit her.

    Not surprisingly he has mental...
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    Sticky: Amazon just told me it's black Friday. The...

    Amazon just told me it's black Friday.

    The only thing I want is batteries.
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    Sticky: Morning Grey out. Suppose to be currently...

    Morning

    Grey out. Suppose to be currently raining according to my weather app.

    Today's high of 9 degrees and tonight's low is 3 degrees.

    Shopping delivered (late) with a random item.
  5. They can't do either until unemployment falls.

    They can't do either until unemployment falls.
  6. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    I once scanned the wrong type of potato for a...

    I once scanned the wrong type of potato for a cheaper type because they didn't have the type I was buying on their tills, and the assistant had fecked off.
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    Fair Cop...

    Or more like a thief who is a cop.

    Cop who scanned Krispy Kremes as 7p carrots said it was ‘honest mistake’ | Metro News

    A police officer who scanned a 7p barcode for carrots on tray of £9.95...
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    Sticky: Panorama on how shared ownership is a con due to...

    Panorama on how shared ownership is a con due to service charges.
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    Sticky: Reading the local council email. Apparently it is...

    Reading the local council email. Apparently it is not OK to beat up and racially abuse the parking attendants.

    Living a few minutes from some schools and nurseries I've not seen one beaten up in a...
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    Sticky: Is it to ensure you can't see your veins in there?

    Is it to ensure you can't see your veins in there?
  11. Have you missed the foreign aid budget going down...

    Have you missed the foreign aid budget going down from 0.7%?

    This budget is BoJo all over. He can't stick to any promise.
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    How do you mask vodka bottles?

    How do you mask vodka bottles?
  13. You are not 5 so Google it.

    You are not 5 so Google it.
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    Thing is it probably would have been true as he...

    Thing is it probably would have been true as he would have caught it from other treatment...
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    But we aren't Taiwan*..blah...blah...blah ...

    But we aren't Taiwan*..blah...blah...blah

    *Insert country doing well of your choice
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    It was a good way of ensuring illiterate humans...

    It was a good way of ensuring illiterate humans not to do foolish things like eat things that gave them serious food poisoning or contained parasites.
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    Did you look for a higher-paying permanent role...

    Did you look for a higher-paying permanent role once you had the experience of doing his work as well? If you can do two workloads then you can handle it.
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    The "Hand of God" Diego Maradona dead: Icon...

    The "Hand of God" Diego Maradona dead: Icon behind 'Hand of God' goal dies aged 60 | HeraldScotland
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    Don't worry the CSA was replaced with this ...

    Don't worry the CSA was replaced with this
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    That's Cummings. Haven't you seen Spitting...

    That's Cummings.

    Haven't you seen Spitting Image clips on YouTube?


    https://youtu.be/P2AerOnQSqQ
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    Yeah it is to teach kids about democracy....

    Yeah it is to teach kids about democracy....
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    Sticky: Parcel just arrived. 25 minutes early. The...

    Parcel just arrived.

    25 minutes early.

    The delivery guy swiftly ran away so I couldn't catch sight of him in the light.

    It had a returns label ripped off it, so clearly they were going to...
  23. Gove implemented a traditional curriculum to...

    Gove implemented a traditional curriculum to prevent children asking difficult questions.
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    Even if he doesn't why copy Sturgeon? BoJo just...

    Even if he doesn't why copy Sturgeon? BoJo just looks like he can never have an original idea.
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    Neither myself or the people I graduated did gap...

    Neither myself or the people I graduated did gap years.

    We realised that we would have to take a first job anywhere in the UK and even abroad to gain experience. No-one ended up in support though...
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    One of the things you need to learn with...

    One of the things you need to learn with contracting is how to talk to and get on with people at different levels.

    The fact that you didn't tell your line manager on the quiet that you are seeking...
  27. That's because the newspapers and the media take...

    That's because the newspapers and the media take statistics, particularly health ones, out of context regardless of whether they are left, right or centre in their politics. Why do you think there...
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    He must be in hospital with Covid.... (Which...

    He must be in hospital with Covid....


    (Which sockie is his?)
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    BOOM: He's coming...

    but he must obey the Covid rules according to BOJO. (As always he's behind Sturgeon with his actions.)

    Anyway considering Santa isn't British and Finish as he lives in Lapland why would he obey...
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    DOOM: They rise from the dead.

    :puke:

    Denmark coronavirus: 'Zombie minks' rise from the grave after decomposing bodies swell | Daily Mail Online
    Dead mink have begun rising from their graves after they were killed and buried...
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    DOOM: "NHS" Test and Trace is so...

    fecking useless and expensive.

    Test and trace fails to contact 110,000 in English Covid hot spots | World news | The Guardian


    The government’s £22bn test-and-trace system has failed to reach...
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    So is 18 months too long? No if you are...

    So is 18 months too long?

    No if you are working from your home office.
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    Six suicides in the Excluded UK group within the...

    Six suicides in the Excluded UK group within the last week.
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    Sticky: The parcel will now apparently be delivered this...

    The parcel will now apparently be delivered this evening....

    I wonder what excuse the courier will come up now with why he can't deliver it, but his mate could deliver the other parcel.....
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    Sticky: Apart from used sanitary products "some people...

    Apart from used sanitary products "some people use the toilet as another bin" said the Pest Controller.

    (Pest Control came up as my alternative "career path" on that government site.)
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    Sticky: Morning - very warm for November Listening to...

    Morning - very warm for November

    Listening to explanation of why the rat population has increased during lockdown on the radio. Putting the wrong thing down the toilet is giving the rats food....
  37. To be fair some where stuck between the devil and...

    To be fair some where stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea. Others voted the third way...
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    Sticky: Parcel didn't turn up so now using Twitter to...

    Parcel didn't turn up so now using Twitter to contact the retailer. I then found the delivery services account, asked them a question and suddenly the retailer was interested in replying....
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    Sticky: Watching an Al Jazeera documentary on 5G based in...

    Watching an Al Jazeera documentary on 5G based in Oz.
  40. I'm inspired by Britain's creativity.

    I'm inspired by Britain's creativity.
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    You missed a trick with 8 you should have called...

    You missed a trick with 8 you should have called it the "12 Rules of Christmas".
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    Sticky: I've worked out if I bubble with relations I'm...

    I've worked out if I bubble with relations I'm going to have to see them a few times.
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    DOOM: Up to three households over Xmas

    BBC News - Covid-19: Three households can mix over Christmas in UK

    Covid-19: Three households can mix over Christmas in UK - BBC News

    Up to three households can meet up during a five-day...
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    You could get arrested for that. Better to be...

    You could get arrested for that. Better to be simply eccentric and talk about lizards, 5G and Bill Gates.
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    Least you will get a few seats to yourself....

    Least you will get a few seats to yourself....
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    But you have to work weekends. Oh...

    But you have to work weekends. Oh...
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    Sticky: The idiot delivery company is now going to...

    The idiot delivery company is now going to deliver the parcel they should have delivered last Thursday this evening.

    They returned it to the retailer claiming they couldn't find my address. I...
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    DOOM: Don't use the trains at Christmas

    ..but if you don't use TFL rail and the rest of it the MofL is to blame.


    Grant Shapps urges people NOT to use 'busy' trains at Christmas | Daily Mail Online

    Grant Shapps today urged Britons...
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    And Scotland may gain more residents...

    And Scotland may gain more residents...
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    Wait until after 31 December 2020.....

    Wait until after 31 December 2020.....
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