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  1. What do you expect from a government who are...

    What do you expect from a government who are going to implement a bill that breaks international law?
  2. Admiral Farage could lead it... ...

    Admiral Farage could lead it...

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  3. Thread: Sausages

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    Well as Europeans think British sausages are...

    Well as Europeans think British sausages are pretty crap (apart from whining British migrants) and you can't get them on the mainland apart from specialist shops, then no real loss...IMHO, which...
  4. Quite right, and national service...

    Quite right, and national service...
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    What comes after...

    What comes after...
  6. it's started: Long queues for Eurotunnel on...

    it's started:

    Long queues for Eurotunnel on M20 near Junction 11 for Folkestone amid post-Brexit procedures

    Trial of Brexit border checks causes five-mile lorry queues in Kent | Brexit | The...
  7. Until the hotels cotton on and limit bandwidth...

    Until the hotels cotton on and limit bandwidth which I know happens in some. Alternatively you could go to a foreign country nearer which shows British TV, such as Wales...
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    Much like an airline will refuse to allow you to...

    Much like an airline will refuse to allow you to board if don't have an ESTA when flying to the USA now
  9. Thread: Hancock

    by darmstadt
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    Which bit? Most of it are direct quotes from...

    Which bit? Most of it are direct quotes from Hancock
  10. Grayling is not exactly someone I would hire. He...

    Grayling is not exactly someone I would hire. He was transport secretary for only 4 months and if you look at the annual report from the Department for Transport while he was there, it doesn't make...
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    Plonkers: ...

    Plonkers:



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    Lufthansa, and possibly other airlines, do some...

    Lufthansa, and possibly other airlines, do some 'upcycling' of their old crap:
    ...
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    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/light-relief/1...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/light-relief/18244-please-put-more-jokes-here-762.html#post2830749
  14. The 'oldies' show the young generation how to do it

    Yeah, **** you millenials: Move over, millennials. Boomers are UK’s greenest generation | Environment | The Guardian
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    Just popping over from Tier 3 to Tier 1 for a...

    Just popping over from Tier 3 to Tier 1 for a curry and a pint with a few mates...

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    I think you should have more than one, you know...

    I think you should have more than one, you know you should wash it after every use? Or are you only going out once a week?
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    Bully Priti Patel's Home Office has sacked 12...

    Bully Priti Patel's Home Office has sacked 12 staff in two years - for bullying - Mirror Online
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    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/governmen...

    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/937339/Letter_from_the_Prime_Minister_and_Cabinet_Secretary.pdf
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    Don't forget, that is already for people living...

    Don't forget, that is already for people living in Germany as in order to register, you have to have an address and a letter from the landlord stating you live there. This is also only for Berlin,...
  20. Never had a flu jab so presumably won't need a...

    Never had a flu jab so presumably won't need a COVID one then...
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    London too: Threat to central London as commuters...

    London too: Threat to central London as commuters embrace suburbs, warns Sadiq Khan | Politics | The Guardian

    I expect that this will probably be a worldwide trend
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    Pence is going to be his cell buddy but will be...

    Pence is going to be his cell buddy but will be changing his name to Bubba
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik4jwSgFgwA&ab_chan...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik4jwSgFgwA&ab_channel=ETVAndhraPradesh
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    Will they also be taking Ecstasy and speaking in...

    Will they also be taking Ecstasy and speaking in tongues?
  25. I don't think being a postman really qualifies...

    I don't think being a postman really qualifies you as being in the freight business...Actually COVID does have a lot to do with it if you read other articles, apparently there are hundreds of...
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    DOOM: News now unreadable due to DOOM

    Misis, nagulantang sa natuklasang sa bahay nila mismo ginagawa ni mister ang pagtataksil

    - Viral ngayon ang post ng isang misis na kasalukuyang nasa ibang bansa upang magtrabaho
    - Ito ay matapos...
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    You just have to love this Tory government, one...

    You just have to love this Tory government, one that has performed countless u-turns, spouts meaningless platitudes, continues to make promises it cannot and knows it cannot keep, spaffs billions up...
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    https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1265...

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    https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1264...

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    You're not going to get that, this government...

    You're not going to get that, this government hides everything, remember the Russian report among many others:
  31. Did he put a 'tick' instead of a 'cross'? ...

    Did he put a 'tick' instead of a 'cross'?

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/2016_EU_Referendum_Ballot_Paper.jpg/800px-2016_EU_Referendum_Ballot_Paper.jpg
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    It's too early, still on my first coffee but here...

    It's too early, still on my first coffee but here is further reading for you: EUFORY® Der Onlineshop mit Leidenschaft für BDSM und Fetisch ❤
  33. I wonder who recently got a job in regards to...

    I wonder who recently got a job in regards to Felixstowe port: Felixstowe and Harwich ports owner employs Chris Grayling | Ipswich Star
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    Alternatively: Weak men who like to be...

    Alternatively:

    Weak men who like to be dominated by women
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    No I don't, just some of the cretins who inhabit...

    No I don't, just some of the cretins who inhabit the island. HTH.
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    Slap on the wrist and not to get caught next...

    Slap on the wrist and not to get caught next time....
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    Actually got funnier as some people found that...

    Actually got funnier as some people found that they could also join in and were giving a running commentary until they turned the audio off
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    You have got to see Giuliani at the press...

    You have got to see Giuliani at the press conference, it is quite funny. His hair dye is running down the side of his face, he's gone on about My Cousin Vinny trying to prove his wannabe mafia lawyer...
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    I actually got my first contact app warning last...

    I actually got my first contact app warning last week and the only place I had been that day was...a supermarket

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    Cyber Command

    So this is why there is suddenly 16bn for military spending: GCHQ 'cell,' at Downing Street offers Boris Johnson minute-by-minute data on public movement | Daily Mail Online
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    Should be interesting. 1 drink to be taken per lie

    Should be interesting. 1 drink to be taken per lie
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    Not all the people, the external consultancies...

    Not all the people, the external consultancies brought in by the Tory government are doing quite well out of it and would probably welcome another extension
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    If a DM article is true, then it looks like...

    If a DM article is true, then it looks like Trumps lawyer is going senile: Rudy Giuliani tries to overturn US election results in federal court | Daily Mail Online
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B00X_dgCQAISKMP.jpg
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    https://www.shortlist.com/media/imager/201905/1267...

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    More money for cronies and corruption: Boris...

    More money for cronies and corruption: Boris Johnson pledges GBP16bn military spending spree | News | The Times but there isn't enough for libraries or, gasp, shock, horror, feeding poor people
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    Pretty much so. It's a toss-up between someone...

    Pretty much so. It's a toss-up between someone acting likea mob boss lawyer and the person who pays me...

    Actually he's going now as he has to but that makes things much more difficult for me....
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    Presumably then, when you go to get your vaccine...

    Presumably then, when you go to get your vaccine you get to go through the Monty Hall problem
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    Although compared to the current incumbent, he's...

    Although compared to the current incumbent, he's not as mad as a hatter, nor is he a lying, corrupt, misogynistic, criminal racist so really rather a lot going for him
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    He obviously doesn't know how to be a plaintiff ...

    He obviously doesn't know how to be a plaintiff

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