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    Sticky: This. The Book...

    This.

    The Book is one of the best things I've ever read. Hilarious and heart-wrenching all at the same time.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: CBS with a light breeze and...

    Morning all :wave:

    CBS with a light breeze and rather mild atm.

    In a shocking and hitherto unprecedented break with tradition, breakfast has been:

    Bacon (Two, fried)
    Sausage (One, oven...
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    Poll: Will He? Won't He?

    Will Boris get his amazing new "not in anyway related to and much, much better than May's Deal" Deal though parliament tomorrow?

    Place your bets now.
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    FTFTFTFY

    FTFTFY[/quote]

    FTFTFTFY
  5. And todays award for most inaccurately targeted email goes to

    Venn Group. There is absolutely nothing in this ad that matches anything anywhere on my CV.
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    Hitting the news sites now. Boris Johnson...

    Hitting the news sites now.

    Boris Johnson Brexit deal hits late legal challenge as it breaks legislation from... Jacob Rees-Mogg
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Grey, wet, miserable. ...

    Morning all :wave:

    Grey, wet, miserable.

    Breakfast has been, as is my usual routine: Toast (two, wholemeal), Eggs (two, poached), baked beans (numerous, from a can.) courtesy of Client Co....
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    This will be the abortion and same sex marriage...

    This will be the abortion and same sex marriage issues.

    If there is no Assembly then it falls to Westminster to take the decision, which is set to legalize both on Oct 21st. The DUP are fully...
  9. Thread: Post Brexit Food

    by DaveB
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    https://live.staticflickr.com/77/200180401_0722ccc...

    https://live.staticflickr.com/77/200180401_0722ccc2f2_b.jpg


    OK, technically not deep fried. Actually Sticky Toffee Rat Onna Stick ala Terry Pratchett.
    Courtesy of Sticky Toffee Rat Onna Stick...
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UT8RkSmN4k

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UT8RkSmN4k
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    Sticky: Was going through a big pile of old DVD's with an...

    Was going through a big pile of old DVD's with an eye to getting shot of them via MusicMagpie. They offer the princely sum of 3p for the season three Buffy box set and bugger all for the rest.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: V. Wet V. Dank V. Grey...

    Morning all :wave:

    V. Wet
    V. Dank
    V. Grey
    V. Dreary

    Plans for today? Bugger all.
  14. WCS. Applications are closed for this round but...

    WCS. Applications are closed for this round but will reopen again in June or July next year.
  15. Yup, did just that :)

    Yup, did just that :)
  16. The public sector is coming out the other side of...

    The public sector is coming out the other side of the changes now. More and more roles are being flagged as outside or rates have been increased to compensate. I'm getting calls for roles at £700+...
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    Yes you need to pay it. Corporation tax is...

    Yes you need to pay it. Corporation tax is payable on Profits regardless of the source of the income.

    The only way to not pay CT is to not make a profit.
  18. It's possibly historic. If they had a Co2 or...

    It's possibly historic. If they had a Co2 or Halon system in place then this would be good practice. If it's been replaced by a foam or water based system, as many have nowadays, then it may be...
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    Nah, I give her the night off as a treat :smokin

    Nah, I give her the night off as a treat :smokin
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    Sticky: Can you add GPS Brolly tracking to your Maps work?

    Can you add GPS Brolly tracking to your Maps work?
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    That reminds me, it's MrsB's birthday soon.

    That reminds me, it's MrsB's birthday soon.
  22. Thread: Mac OS Catalina

    by DaveB
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    Mac OS Catalina

    Anyone taken the plunge yet?
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    What MS Said. :hug: The fact that you are...

    What MS Said.

    :hug:

    The fact that you are lucid about what's happening and can have some objectivity is a positive sign. Take that and use it.
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    Anyone sold stuff via MusicMagpie?

    Moving house imminently and looking at getting shot of some stuff thats been hanging around for years. Games, CD's DVD etc. Has anyone sold stuff like this with MusicMagpie? Expecting to get...
  25. Thread: VAT in PAYE/IR35

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    The banks don't pay VAT to contractors, their...

    The banks don't pay VAT to contractors, their agencies do.

    Now:
    Contractor invoices agency + VAT, agency invoices Bank+Margin+VAT, Bank Pays agency and reclaims VAT, agency pays contractor and...
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    This ^^ The pressure from society to have a...

    This ^^

    The pressure from society to have a "perfect" relationship, or even to be in a relationship at all is enormous. Being single, especially by choice, is seen as being abnormal.

    We all...
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    My nickname at school was Scarface. I was...

    My nickname at school was Scarface.

    I was really good at knitting.
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    Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The...

    Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?

    The stock market.
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    A Friend of mine believe that the earth is flat. ...

    A Friend of mine believe that the earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge.

    He came around eventually.
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    I'm going to open a coffee and doughnut shop in...

    I'm going to open a coffee and doughnut shop in Amsterdam. I'll call it Glazed and Confused.
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    Why can't vegans eat pudding? Because you...

    Why can't vegans eat pudding?

    Because you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
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    It's odd the way the colour photo's appear to be...

    It's odd the way the colour photo's appear to be somehow less authentic than if they were in black and white, as if they have been staged as reproductions or are actually more modern than they really...
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    That depends on the circumstances. If a client...

    That depends on the circumstances.

    If a client makes a decision based on an assessment of IR35 that all roles are caught after April then yes, changing client would be prudent. If they make a...
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    At last, a good argument for Brexit.

    At last, a good argument for Brexit.
  35. You don't have to but there are advantages to...

    You don't have to but there are advantages to doing so. It's nothing to do with IR35.

    If you run PAYE you can pay yourself a minimal salary and qualify for NI contributions at no extra cot to...
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    Clearance is tied to the role not the individual....

    Clearance is tied to the role not the individual. Only organisations who are List X approved or are subcontracted to a List X organisation can request clearance for their staff / contractors where...
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    Sticky: https://www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/images/newsite/htgaia...

    https://www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/images/newsite/htgaia.jpg
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    Add Walgreens Boots Alliance to that list if the...

    Add Walgreens Boots Alliance to that list if the current rumours are to be believed. Meeting with pimp on Monday to confirm I suspect.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Appointment later for the...

    Morning all :wave:

    Appointment later for the MRI scan on my knee arrived this morning.

    Usual very long list of "Have you ever had..." questions to be answered, mostly revolving around whether...
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    The only reason we haven't already left is...

    The only reason we haven't already left is because Parliament, including the ERG and DUP, consistently voted against May's deal. If they had supported it we would have been out by now. Not the EU's...
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    Heard of a friend who had a transient ischemic...

    Heard of a friend who had a transient ischemic attack yesterday. My first thought was, "Lucky bastard. Ten whole minutes without Brexit."
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    https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/7092...

    https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/70928444_558037274941743_2741382860878381056_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQm6N2B6ofzyM5u8TlXD4VcJAem-v7lc5-HjDkuTWHq_9QgHzwbpZQqvQezoonJO_B0&_nc_ht=scontent-...
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    Sticky: Today Dog learned an important lesson. Ducks...

    Today Dog learned an important lesson. Ducks float. Dogs don't.
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    RWC - Oh Dear Ireland

    Japan 19 - 12 Ireland.

    Oops.
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    She's blind. She has a guide dog. It's done in...

    She's blind. She has a guide dog. It's done in partnership with the RNIB. Their logo appears in the ad. Maybe you should give them a call.
  47. Thread: Greta Thunberg

    by DaveB
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    Don't worry. Help is at hand. ...

    Don't worry. Help is at hand.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x49P_ZGeWq8
  48. Well he does very specifically mention Cyprus......

    Well he does very specifically mention Cyprus...



    That phrase doesn't appear anywhere in Google other than coming back to that site.
  49. You don't for a moment think he might have paid a...

    You don't for a moment think he might have paid a bunch of dodgy SEO "experts" to create an "online presence" for him by signing him up for vast swathes of irrelevant websites and forums, do you? Or...
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    Sticky: Back, crack and sack?

    Back, crack and sack?
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